2021

o2h3 #2058: Midsummer’s Strawberry Fairy Trail (Full Moon)

Date: Thursday, June 24, 2021

Hare(s): Likes Tiny Dicks and Dirty Little Not C’s

Meet: 6:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:50 PM
Away: 7:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.6669

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start:  
Fort Maitland Park
900 Orlando Ave.
Maitland, FL 32751

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Next Thursday two salacious fairies will descend up the hash to tease you gullible wankers under a full rosy red orb. Beware as the “blonde leading the blonde” bribes you mere mortals with sweet treats and love potions. Do you dare to cum out and dance with the green fairy? You may fall under our spell! If so, don yourself with glitter or glowsticks (not Stink) or cum as a donkey!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2081: Sadie Hawkins Day (Wear dresses boys!)

Sadie Hawkins Trail, Reverse dressup

Date: Saturday, November 13, 2021

Hare(s): Let Him Finish and Fat Jew Fucker

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Beer/shot stop, Bar stop (bring cash & ID!)

Cash: $7

Start: 
Greenwood Dog Park
1224 E. Anderson St. 
Orlando, FL 32801

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Sadie Hawkins Day (November 13th) can be described as a satiric race in which eligible women chase down terrified bachelors for the purposes of wedlock, an event which reverses the cultural norms of men as the romantic pursuers.

Now doesn’t that sound like a good day to hash? And besides, Who doesn’t enjoy a little bit of role reversal every now and then?
This week we have a very fancy trail planned deep within the bowels of the city of Orlando. So, with respect to Sadie Hawkins Day, Ladies come dressed in your favorite men’s clothing; and us gentlemen will wear our sexiest prom dresses to match. Dress sharp! We’ve got a beer check and a bar stop planned, so be sure to bring ID and cash along with you.
Won’t you come dance with me?

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2033: Hare, or Else! (Naming Trail!)

Date: Saturday, January 23

Hare(s): Hot Wet Discharge and Just Noelle (naming!)

Meet: 2:30 PM

Kitcar Away: 3:00 PM

Away: 3:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 2901 Curry Ford Road, Orlando, FL

Google Map Link

Notes: 

There will be shooters and a beer stop.
No splits. 3-4 miles.
Park behind Los Generales.

Bring your slowest, your weakest, your I-need-a-nap game, this a pokey and reluctant hare’s first trail. She will be goosed and dragged along by Hot Wet. The chances of catching the hares on this hash are astronomically in your favor, so wear your high heels and sashay this 5k like a boss!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2048: Pink Moon

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers - Full Moon

Date: Tuesday, April 27, 2021

Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls and Just Wyatt

Meet: 6:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:30 PM
Away: 6:40 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Beer/shot stop, bar stop (bring cash & ID!), mask recommended

Cash: $7

Start:
Baldwin Park
2501 General Rees Ave., Winter Park, FL 32792

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Pink Moon! Get ready for a pavement pounder full of tricks. Wear Pink! Please wear something that is mostly a pink color. Beer/water stop, expected completion time is 8:00-8:30 Bring a mask if you would like to buy concessions.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2071: **New Info** Stink Stick

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, September 18, 2021

Hare(s): **Stink Stick**

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 3.69 Turkey, 5.69 Eagle

Trail Stops: turkey/eagle split, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
**441 Orlando Ave
Maitland, FL**

Google Map Link

 

<<<<Please stay home if you’re feeling ill.>>>>

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2082: Pearl Harbor

Date: Saturday, November 20, 2021

Hare(s): Heaving Seamen and his Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Behind Curry Bowl Orlando
1700 Fennell St., Maitland, FL 32751

Google Map Link

Notes: 
O2H3 will remember the date that will live in infamy with a flour bomb reenactment of the battle.
For those not already baptized by fire be prepared to kill or be killed by flour from the enemy.
To live and be victorious you must be cunning and quick on your feet when engaged with the enemy. You must make your shots count while dodging their deadly fire.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2034: Wolf Moon (full moon hash)

Date: Thursday, January 28

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and I Think I’m Tile Now

Meet: 6:00 PM

Kitcar Away: 6:45 PM

Away: 7:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 242 N. Orlando Ave, Maitland, FL 32751

Google Map Link

Notes: 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2049: Dirty Derby on May Day

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, May 1, 2021

Hare(s): Stupid Gibbly Cunt and Fist Me Gently

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Behind Steel City Title Service and The Jungle MMA and Fitness. Drive between the office buildings to the back.
4019 FL-46, Sanford, FL 32771

Google Map Link

Notes: 
It’s May Day and Kentucky Derby Day!! Wear your favorite decked-out derby hats or bright May day outfits as we consume mint juleps before, during and after this trail of ups, overs and throughs to cross the finish line. You may even get to wrap a May Pole at the end – just ask one of the guys to share theirs. On-On!! 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2061: Do you like Piña Coladas?

Date: Saturday, July 10, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:00 PM
Away: 4:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Parking lot behind Katmai office
12001 Science Dr #160, Orlando, FL 32826

Google Map Link

Notes: 
It’s National Piña Colada Day, yay!!! Water stop on trail in addition to a beer/shot stop, and Piña Coladas post-trail…

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2083: Leftover Turkey Trail!

Date: Saturday, November 27, 2021

Hare(s): Missing Link

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: 

Cash: $7

Start: Duncan-Parnell Land Surveyor
621 Brookhaven Dr., Orlando, FL 32803
There should be enough street parking.

Google Map Link

Notes: This will be a fun romp in the sun! Weather is expected to be clear and brisk! About 68 degrees so plan accordingly. Come out and hash off some stuffing! ON ON!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***