Date: Saturday, January 9, 2021
Hare(s): Hazukashii
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar: 2:45 PM
Away: 3:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 7.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start:
31852 Wekiva River Rd,
Sorrento, FL 32776
Notes: No pavement, just the shiggy ma’am.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, May 8, 2021
Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef and Just Bryan
Meet: 2:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:00 PM
Away: 3:15 PM
Shiggy Level: 4.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start:
Soldiers Creek Park
2400 FL-419
Longwood, FL 32750
Notes: Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to penetrate deep into the bush and liberate members of the mini-bottle tribe held hostage by the piñata federation. Be on the lookout for kamikazes and boobie traps. Optional commando or dress like a reject from the A-Team theme.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, July 17, 2021
Hare(s): Down N Dirty and I Think I’m Tile Now
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/eagle split
Cash: $7
Start:
Mariah’s Medical Spa
901 W Warren Ave, Longwood, FL 32750
Google Map Link
Notes: Just a regular old everyday hash with a turkey/eagle split.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, December 4, 2021
Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and Scooby Tile
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM
Shiggy Level: T=3.69, E=6.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start:
Ameris Bank (in the back)
3505 W. Lake Mary Blvd.
Lake Mary, FL 32746
Notes: Hey all you cool cats and kittens, The king is back. ‘Fist Me Exotic’ and ‘Scooby F*ing Baskin’ are laying a shitty trail for you wankers. Be careful on the Turkey Trail, we know what happens to people that know Ms Baskins. The eagle trail may step in the Don Lewis big cat fodder. On-On!!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, May 22, 2021
Hare(s): Pee Pee Pound Stalkings & Let Him Finish
Meet: 2:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:00 PM
Away: 3:30 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start:
Home Depot – Park near the lake
3455 S US Hwy 17 92, Casselberry, FL 32707
Notes:
Welcome back to another fine day in this our great American experiment where we will be continuing our long-standing tradition of stumbling around town while drunk and cross-dressing.
And yes, on this wondrous occasion we will also be celebrating the birthday of certainly one of the most people I have ever met: LTD
We’ve got a beer stop planned, and cake set for the end to hedge our bets. So, if anything goes wrong, at least you probably won’t remember it the next morning anyways. See ya there.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, July 24, 2021
Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls and Velma’s Bitch
Meet: 2:30 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Beer stop, wet feet are guaranteed!
Cash: $13 (prepay via link below)
Notes:
Registration and prepayment are required for this event. All details, including payment instructions, can be found here. Deadline for registration is Tuesday, July 20, 2021 at 11:59 PM.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, December 11, 2021
Hare(s): Two Men In Me and Just Mikey
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 3.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle split, Beer/Shot stop
Cash: $7
Start:
Secret Lake Park
200 N. Triplet Lake Dr., Casselberry, FL 32707
Park around the right side of the building
Notes:
Red vs Blue, Bloods vs Crips
Rep your set and see who’s on your side
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
Also let’s finally name this kid!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, January 16
Hare(s): Cums Dumps and Goes & Likes Tiny Dicks
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:50 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69696969696969
Trail Stops: beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start:
1160 E State Rd 434, Winter Springs, FL 32708
(Park behind Publix)
Notes:
Ceud mìle fàilte! Slàinte mhor a h-uile là a chi’s nach fhaic… Na seas aig earball na bà no caill an t-slighe seo
Translation “A hundred thousand welcomes” ~ “Cheers, great health to every day I see you and every day I don’t” Don’t stand at the cow’s tail or miss this trail
Cum to trail kilted, or you can buy, make, or borrow one! Since Covid canceled the real Highland games event, your Hares have a grand (yet mostly safely distanced) time planned for the pack. Events include: Drink and a trail – Drink and highland-style games – Drink and Gaelic songs – Drink and Gaelic music – Drink and Gaelic drink – Drink and tres leches cake for Pee Pee’s birfday, and more DRINK!
Bonus points if you get your feet or panties wet.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, May 15, 2021
Hare(s): Quicker Lick Her Up Her & Mystery Hare
Meet: 2:45 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:15 PM
Away: 3:30 PM
Shiggy Level: 0.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start:
Notes:
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, July 31, 2021
Hare(s): Two Men In Me and Bertha Beverhousen
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:40 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/eagle split, beer/shot/water stop
Cash: $7
Start:
South Beach Tanning Co
767 S State Rd 434, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714
Back lot (East side)
Google Map Link
Notes:
GPS coordinates: 28.646483, -81.414226
This is a change to the original trail!!!!
Mikey eats anything and this time it got him. He will return, hopefully no less of a man.
Today in 2013 Scientists Grow Artificial Ear in a lab.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***