Date: Saturday, July 2, 2022
Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and I Think I’m Tile
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 4.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Advent Health
691 E Altamonte Dr, Altamonte Springs, FL 32701
Notes: Celebrating the colors Red, White and Blue. Wet feet if it rains. Shiggy socks recommended. Show off your patriotism and dress in your best colonial garb. See you there!!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, August 27, 2022
Hare(s): Heavin Semen and 2 Rung Circus
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Behind Truist Bank (by drive throughs)
11200 S Orange Blossom Trl, Orlando, FL 32837
Notes: True trails are ~4 mi & ~3 mi depending on if you get lost, range or otherwise go off trail. It is split about half pavement and off pavement, there will be a few little spices to sauce things up.. J hooks, maybe more spices/opportunities, depending on the weather.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, November 26, 2022
Hare(s): Blee Blah Blue Blah, Pull Out or Pull Over, Just Jaclyn
Meet: 1:15 PM
Kitcar Away: 1:45 PM
Away: 2:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 3.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Sanford Sunrail Station
2720 W State Rd 46, Sanford, FL 32771
Notes: Already dreading your mother-in-law’s cranberry sauce? Cheer up, mother plucker, because you are invited to our Post-Thanksgiving-Hash! Join our pilgrimage of master basters as we sail into Christmas cheers. And since we don’t care that you are #blessed, dress to reflect how you feel about early Christmas spirits.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, February 12, 2022
Hare(s): Thanks For The Mammories and Down N Dirty
Meet: 1:30 PM
Kitcar Away: N/A
Away: 2:30 PM
Shiggy Level: 0.69
Trail Stops: Beer/shot stop, BAR stop (bring Cash & ID!)
Cash: $10
Start: Seminole County Services parking lot, Sanford FL
Northwest corner of East First St and Mellonville Ave
Google Map Link (approximate, parking is next lot over)
Notes:
O2H3 red dress 2022
It’s that time of year again for the O2H3 red dress run.
Dawn your best red dress and accessories.
This year we will donate money to Camaraderie Foundation and Back to Nature Wildlife Refuge.
Please bring money or extra donations for these charities. You can find more information about their needs on their websites.
This will be a run, not a pub crawl. Wear sensible shoes. Bring money for beer on trail.
There will be a bar stop on trail. It will be pay as you go.
HASH CASH IS $10
UPDATE: Donations were made to Back to Nature Wildlife Refuge and Camaraderie Foundation in the amount of $170 each. Thanks to everyone for donating!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, June 25, 2022
Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef and Blee Blah Blue Blah
Meet: 3:oo PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Best Buy (West parking lot)
597 W State Rd 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714
Notes: Today marks the 38th anal-versary of when Prince and the Revolution released Purple Rain. Some of us hashers were alive when that happened. More amazingly, some AARP can actually remember the 80s!
Since he’s pushing up daisies right now, expect some shin-high shiggy. Try not to go crazy as you batdance across it. Don yourself in purple and/or your most princely or princessly attire. Ascots and raspberry berets also welcumed. Any RA or Jr RA in attendance will need to do a down down if there is any actual rain that is not purple.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, August 20, 2022
Hare(s): Two Men In Me
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:50 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 3.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Eastwood Community
150 Cavan Ln, Orlando, FL 32828
Notes: Tis the seeson to pursue not just the hare but higher edumacation, fortunatly prof Two Men is hear to learn you on layin an gooder trale. Cum on one cum on all and lemme showe you how the smart kids do it.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, December 24, 2022
Hare(s): Missing Link
Meet: 12:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 1:00 PM
Away: 1:15 PM
Shiggy Level: 0.69
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: Mennello Museum of American Art
900 E. Princeton St., Orlando, FL 32803
Notes: The weather is expected to be clear and cool. A sweat free trail! Trail will be a classic A to A+. Come drink beer. On On!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, February 5, 2022
Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 3.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Dollar Tree (side parking lot)
872 W. State Rd 434, Longwood, FL 32750
Notes: Let it be written that this will be a trail of epic proportions, a trail that will go down in history and be remembered for decades, no centuries after the last accusation has been so eloquently declared and the final verses of ‘swing low’ echo across the pleasant, peaceful streets of Longwood. An urban shiggy, unmatched by any terrain that man has ever set foot on, will captivate you and the beer will flow like a cold, clear, refreshing winter stream into the on-after (at Hourglass Brewing on Ronald Reagan Blvd).
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, June 18, 2022
Hare(s): Two Men In Me and Glowing Penis Hidden Finger
Meet: 3:01 PM
Kitcar Away:
Away: 3:46 PM
Shiggy Level: 4.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: East Coast Believers Church
3053 W State Rd 426, Oviedo, FL 32765
Notes: In honor of Father’s Day, I have stolen an old 2014 trail of CDG’s and made it worse. New fences have been erected in the area. More properties have been sold and privatized. But it is still possible to hash in Bertha, FL. Low shiggy for Turkeys, but shiggy socks are highly recommended for Eagles.
Cum out and show us your dad joke.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, October 22, 2022
Hare(s): Thanks for the Mammaries
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:30 PM
Shiggy Level: 0.69
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: Princeton Commerce Center
2324 S Orange Blossom Trl
Notes: Come out and celebrate cooler weather sporting your kilt.
This trail will be A to A minor.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***