O2H3# 2317

Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2317
Title: Black Friday on a Saturday
Date: Saturday, November 29 2025
Hare(s): Pull Over or Pull Out, Steaming Pile of Shit
Trail length (miles): 3.69
Meet: 11:00 am
Kitcar Away: 00:00 PM
Hare Away: 11:30 PM
Shiggy Meter: 4.69
Trail Info: Beer/Shot Stop, Dog Friendly
Location Name: Across from Lakeview Middle School, Winter Garden
Address: 1200 West Bay Street, Winter Garden
Google Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/b5fdbXYm4J4NsFh18
Hare Notes: Get ready, wankers — because this Saturday we’ll be celebrating Black Friday, the only thing longer and harder than the checkout lines will be our trail.
And because it’s Black Friday weekend, we’re offering a discount — you’ll be saving 14.3% that’s a buck off for the mathematically challenged, because nothing says “holiday bargains” like paying less to get absolutely railed by your hares. Consider it the only sale where everything still costs your dignity.
We’re unleashing 4.69 levels of shiggy — yes, we measured — the kind of shiggy that’ll get inside places you didn’t even know had entry points. If you’re not picking nature out of your crotch on Sunday, we failed you.
How do we know it will be longer, harder and just wet enough to be slippery? Because Pull out or Pull Over and Steaming Pile of Shit are your hares.
So shove your turkey leftovers back in the fridge, slap on your least moldy running gear, and come get dirty with the only kennel that makes Orlando proud… and ashamed… at the same time.
On-On, you glorious disasters!