o2h3 #2078: Cum Plunder Some Booty

Date: Saturday, October 23, 2021

Hare(s): BleeBlahBlueBlah and Pour Some Semen On Me

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:45 PM
Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Lockhart’s Old Firestation
7401 Edgewater Dr, Orlando,FL 32810

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cum join a pair o’booty lovin’ pirates fer a wee rum ‘n run. Dress like a true crewman but if ye don’t ‘ave it feel free t’ cum in military gear o’ those ye left t’ become a Buccaneer or even just a fishin’ hat. Thar ‘ill be loot t’ find ‘n cannons on full display so climb aboard this galleon ‘n join in on the sea shanties o’ all the missin’ rum. Yar har har!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Please do not attend if you feel unwell.

o2h3 #2077: Hunter’s Full Moon

Date: Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and I Think I’m Tile

Meet: 6:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:30 PM
Away: 6:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Bealls Outlet (BEHIND the store)
949 SR-434 W
Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cum out to celebrate the Hunter Full Moon with some decent hashers and cold beer.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2076: Hashing

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, October 16, 2021

Hare(s): Two Men In Me

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
PRO Health Medical
2450 Maitland Center Pkwy Suite 300, Maitland, FL 32751

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cum on out and help me find trail!
Blah blah blah Beer stop!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2075: Uganda Be Kidding

Date: Saturday, October 9, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle split, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: Burger King, Lake Mary
4405 W. Lake Mary Blvd., Lake Mary, FL 32746

Google Map Link

Notes: 
It’s Independance in Uganda
And I really know to wanna
Cum Lake Mary way
And skip Earthday Birthday

There’s a turkey/eagle split
But you don’t give a shit
Because the beer/shot stop
Will make you want to pop

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

~~~~Please do not attend if you feel unwell.~~~~

o2h3 #2074: Hare Notes Will Make You Cum

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, October 2, 2021

Hare(s): Stink Stick and Hot Wet Discharge

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer Stop (bring cash & ID)

Cash: $7

Start: Dunkin’ Donuts
861 E. State Road 434
Winter Springs, FL 32708

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Best trail ever?!?
Well,
it will be Hot,
it will be Wet,
there will be Sticks,
but will it Stink??
At the bar stop there will be opportunities for the hounds to entertain… be entertained and earn a beer from the hares.
On on, you F-in Wanks!!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

~~~Please do not attend if you’re feeling unwell.~~~

o2h3 #2073: T.E.D. Trail/Dog Naming

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, September 25, 2021

Hare(s): Quicker LickHer UpHer, Velma’s Bitch, and Grandpa Has My Dick Pics

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: .69 Dog, 5.69 Turkey/Eagle

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop, Bar Stop (bring cash & ID!)

Cash: $7

Start: 
Lake Nona Boulevard Parking
6955 Lake Nona Boulevard Parking

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Park on West/SouthWest corner of 3rd floor.
Cum on out for our Turkey Eagle Dog Trail!!! There will be a walking Dog friendly trail under 2 miles with additional Beer Stop/Water stop for the pups and handlers! All dogs must be on leash. Turkey and Eagle will get their feet wet…Shiggy socks are not a bad idea, oompa loompa’s (aka Tile and Iva) may need water wings! On-After is dog friendly.
Talon, Chunk and Reba want some new friends to play with!!! Bring your pups!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

~~~Please stay home if you’re feeling ill.~~~

o2h3 #2072: Harvest Moon Hash

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers - Full Moon

Date: Saturday, September 21, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer and Dirty Little Not Cs

Meet: 6:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:50 PM
Away: 7:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Wet Feet, Beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: Home Depot Parking Lot
7007 Narcoosee Rd, Orlando, FL 32822

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cum one, cum all to celebrate the Harvest Moon, with plenty of beer to be harvested before, during and after the shittiest of shitty trails. High probability of wet shoes if there’s lots of rain beforehand.


~~~Please stay home if you’re not feeling well.~~~
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2071: **New Info** Stink Stick

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, September 18, 2021

Hare(s): **Stink Stick**

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 3.69 Turkey, 5.69 Eagle

Trail Stops: turkey/eagle split, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
**441 Orlando Ave
Maitland, FL**

Google Map Link

 

<<<<Please stay home if you’re feeling ill.>>>>

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2070: Wear White After Labor Day

Date: Saturday, September 11, 2021

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Flagler Trail – Snowhill Road Trailhead
3290 Snow Hill Rod.
Oviedo, FL 32766 (Village of Taintsville)

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Taint no reason not to cum in cesty seconds! Or if you taint here you taint in Taintsville! Fashion be damned! Taint no cares what they say! Shed your cares, cum out pure as the drivin’ Snowhill! It’s CDG’s birthday with spiked cake and spiked watermelon and other goodies. Of course the Fireball Fairy will be in da house! Rock out with your taint out!

~~~~~Please stay home if you’re not feeling well.~~~~~

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2069: Dude where’s my trail?

Date: Saturday, September 4, 2021

Hare(s): Two Men in Me and Just Jeremy (naming)

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:00 PM
Away: 4:20 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Oviedo Mall, south-east SIIIIIDE
1700 Oviedo Mall Boulevard, Oviedo, FL 32765

Google Map Link

Notes: 
I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.
Also, two stops my dudes; brews and booze.
“Let me tell you this: The older you do get, the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’, man, L-I-V-I-N.”

~~~~~Please stay home if you’re not feeling well.~~~~~

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***