o2h3 #2068: Vert Der Ferk

Date: Saturday, August 28, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Hobby Lobby Waterford Lakes (South end of parking lot)
1440 N. Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32828

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cerm ert to the flerfer’s next trail for the borkin’ bork, plenty of flurgin in her shnurgen and no ferkin tow away zones!

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o2h3 #2067: Aviation Appreciation Day

Date: Saturday, August 21, 2021

Hare(s): Glowing Finger Hidden Penis and Let Him Finish

Meet: 4:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:30 PM
Away: 4:45 PM

Shiggy Level: -0.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle split, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Behind the Oh! Que Bueno restaurant
1111 S. Semoran Blvd

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Ladies and gentlemen, we are happy to inform you that everything is ok. The hares are ok and will be laying the trail this weekend. On a side note, does anyone know how to hare a trail?

If you like airplanes and aviation, cum out and enjoy a special drink to pay tribute.

The Eagle split will have a little bit of shiggy, but not the kind you’re used to.

~~~~~~~~Please stay home if you’re feeling unwell.~~~~~~~~~

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o2h3 #2066: Mistake at the Lake

Date: Saturday, August 14, 2021

Hare(s): Cocks Are Beautiful and Just Ryan (Naming Hash)

Meet: 3:45 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:15 PM
Away: 4:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 3.69

Trail Stops: wet feet, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Genetic Brewing
3895 Lake Emma Rd., Suite 125, Lake Mary, FL 32746

Google Map Link

Notes: 

BEER!!! BEER!!! BEER!!! MISTAKE!!! MISTAKE!!! MISTAKE!!!
Cum out and join us and get some BEER!!! Genetic brewing offered to let us start out hash at their brewery! We are having pregame start at 2:30PM at the brewery. There may be a special for your first beer!
For the trail get ready for tricks, mistakes, and a naming. The weather may be bad, but we have a fun trail for you all!

~~~~If you’re not feeling well, please stay home and get well.~~~~

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o2h3 #2065: Mystery Hare

Date: Saturday, August 7, 2021

Hare(s): Super Cool Guy and Mystery Hare

Meet: 4:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:30 PM
Away: 5:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Soldiers Creek Park
2400 FL-419, Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Another trail shrouded in mystery. Deep in the dog days of summer when the stink of sweat is cleansed by the discharge of hanging clouds. When all the dirty pack wants is to finish trail before barfing just to say they survived. Why is the hare being so secretive? What is he even being secretive about? Is discretion really the better part of valor? Why would anyone still be reading this? Are you reading too much into this? Do any of the words you’ve just read have any meaning or is this whole exercise apropos of nothing?
Sometimes nothing can be real cool hand. Trail should be fun for the fast or slow. Rain or shine. Special shot/beer stop for anyone who can find it. I’ll hide it in plain sight. -SCG

Special Note: Sick people can’t go hashing… ♫♫ Seriously, please stay home if you’re feeling unwell at all. 

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o2h3 #2064: Limp dick got cold feet….

Date: Saturday, July 31, 2021

Hare(s): Two Men In Me and Bertha Beverhousen

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:40 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/eagle split, beer/shot/water stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
South Beach Tanning Co
767 S State Rd 434, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714
Back lot (East side)

Google Map Link

Notes:

GPS coordinates: 28.646483, -81.414226

This is a change to the original trail!!!!
Mikey eats anything and this time it got him. He will return, hopefully no less of a man.
Today in 2013 Scientists Grow Artificial Ear in a lab.

 

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o2h3 #2063: Float Hash (Buck Moon)

Date: Saturday, July 24, 2021

Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls and Velma’s Bitch

Meet: 2:30 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Beer stop, wet feet are guaranteed!

Cash: $13 (prepay via link below)

Notes: 
Registration and prepayment are required for this event. All details, including payment instructions, can be found here. Deadline for registration is Tuesday, July 20, 2021 at 11:59 PM. 

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o2h3 #2062: Regular old trail

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, July 17, 2021

Hare(s): Down N Dirty and I Think I’m Tile Now

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/eagle split

Cash: $7

Start: 
Mariah’s Medical Spa
901 W Warren Ave, Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: Just a regular old everyday hash with a turkey/eagle split.

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o2h3 #2061: Do you like Piña Coladas?

Date: Saturday, July 10, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:00 PM
Away: 4:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Parking lot behind Katmai office
12001 Science Dr #160, Orlando, FL 32826

Google Map Link

Notes: 
It’s National Piña Colada Day, yay!!! Water stop on trail in addition to a beer/shot stop, and Piña Coladas post-trail…

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o2h3 #2060: Merica!! Drinkin’ Booze & Refusin’ to Lose since 1776!

o2h3 #1999: Velma's In Depends Day 50TH Birthday Hash!

Date: Saturday, July 3, 2021

Hare(s): I Think I’m Tile Now and Fist Me Gently

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:00 PM
Away: 4:20 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop, Bar Stop (bring cash & ID!)

Cash: $7

Start: 
Mayor Carl T. Langford Park Neighborhood Center
1808 East Central Blvd, Orlando, FL 32803

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Woo-hoo! In-depend-dense Day is upon us again so let’s get Woodrow Wasted! We’ll be Drinkin’ like Lincoln while getting Donald Drunk during trail.

George Sloshington, Teddy Boozevelt, Alexander Hammeredton, George Busch, & Anbrew Jackson wood have been jealous to never have met a drunken motley crew like us before. 🍻

Show up sporting your best (& possibly trashiest) Red White & Blue to make our founding fathers proud!

We will have a cookout after circle, so be sure to bring a side or special drink to share!

Also be sure to bring ID & cash on trail for extra credit bar stops.

Revolutions Rock!! (We really left because of the Blood Pudding)

 

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o2h3 #2059: Whatever! Just be you trail!

Date: Saturday, June 26, 2021

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:00 PM
Away: 4:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: Wet feet, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Abandoned building
2300 FL 434, Longwood, FL 32779

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Whatever! It’s a trail. Say thank you! The easy route is the wet route. Cum on out and get your shiggy on.

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