o2h3 #2070: Wear White After Labor Day

Date: Saturday, September 11, 2021

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Flagler Trail – Snowhill Road Trailhead
3290 Snow Hill Rod.
Oviedo, FL 32766 (Village of Taintsville)

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Taint no reason not to cum in cesty seconds! Or if you taint here you taint in Taintsville! Fashion be damned! Taint no cares what they say! Shed your cares, cum out pure as the drivin’ Snowhill! It’s CDG’s birthday with spiked cake and spiked watermelon and other goodies. Of course the Fireball Fairy will be in da house! Rock out with your taint out!

~~~~~Please stay home if you’re not feeling well.~~~~~

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2086: Fireball Elves!!! In Celebration

Date: Saturday, December 18, 2021

Hare(s): Gone Incesty Seconds and Cums Dumps Goes

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop, Bar Stop (bring cash & ID!), Mask Recommended

Cash: $7

Start: 
Start at Heritage Hall (park on street)
951 Celebration Ave.
Celebration Florida 34747

Google Map Link

Notes: It’s a celebration in celebration. Come dressed as a fuckin Elf’ and dare to snare an Elfin hare!! Beer stop, shot stop, bar $top (kindly bring mask n $ for bar). Watch for hash ornaments and mystery mistletoe’ A Merry Elf-in Christmas to all!!!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2088: Welcumming 20TuTu with O2

Date: Saturday, January 1, 2022

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes

Meet: 2:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:10 PM
Away: 3:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: Action Church Overflow Parking
1485 Grand Rd
Winter Park Fl 32792

Actual parking is at the corner of Grand Road and Howell Branch Road

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Dust off your Tutus, we’ll be wearing them a lot this year! Bring fixings for mimosas, beer-mosas, bloody-mosas, berry-mosas, etc…
It’s an uncomplicated and dry trail to sooth or improve your hangover mood. The location is the Action Church overflow lot. From Howell Branch road, turn on to Grand road where you can pull off the road and park under the trees nearest the pond. Weather forcast – Sunny 86*

Additional items to bring: Virgins, snivel geers (dry things, coats, boots, phones, new or used panties, whistles, tags, etc), repellant of the bug or bear variety, friends, ex-lovers, and/or virgins.

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2105: It’z Schpringen ze Fist fer der Hashers!

Date: Saturday, April 23, 2022

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and Cums Dumps Goes

Herrs: Faust (Fist) Mich (Me) Sanft (Gently) und Küms (Cums) Dümps (Dumps) Goen ze (Goes)

Meet: 1:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:10 PM
Away: 2:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69 (All Turkey)

Trail Stops: 

Cash: $7

Start: Target
4410 S US Hwy 17 92, Casselberry, FL 32707
(Parking in the rear)

Google Map Link

Notes: 
On After: German American Frühlingsfist (Additional $5 Entry Fee $10 Parking) – link

Read or Don’t Notes: Meet-up will occur in the Target back parking lot on the southern side, near the cargo loading area. You may wear authentic German apparel.

About Spring Fist: Enjoy the very best German American food and folk experience in Orlando- It’s called Gemütlichkeit. Which translates “a warm feeling of comfort, cheer and camaraderie”. So raise your vessels high in a traditional toast… “Zicke, zacke – oy! – oy! – oy!” “Und Prost!!!”

If you made it this far, there’s MORE! We’ll enjoy Music, Bier, Friends, Bierfriends, Bier, Bratwursts, Bier, Wienerschitzel, Bier, Casse, Bier, Pretzels and Bier!!! Also in attendance, Lederhosened men, Der frauen und der damen, Liter sized beer, cheeses, desserts, porta-potties, $10 cemetary parking (Not necessarilly on a grave- but you have to wonder.) AND FREE PARKING AT THE START

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2128: Cuckoo’s Nuts

Date: Saturday, September 10, 2022

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:25 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: McDonalds in the Target Parking Lot
4075 Millenia Blvd, Orlando, FL 32839

Google Map Link

Notes: CDG and Incesty will set the loonys free!! Dress as crazy as you feel, or come as nurses, doctors, or some other dastardly authority figure.

Look for a beverage stop and maybe a few other surprises.
Perlube and On After at near by Fridays or Chevy’s
This trail will meet all of your expectations, if you take your meds beforehand that is.

Park behind McDonalds in the Target Parking Lot
4075 Millenia Blvd, Orlando, FL 32839

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***