Date: Saturday, October 15, 2022
Hare(s): Stink Stick and possible mystery hare
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:45 PM
Away: 3:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Maitland Train Station
801 Orlando Ave, Maitland, FL 32751
Notes: This is a tutorial on how to do a shitty trail. Bring very low expectation for a really good time.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, May 7, 2022
Hare(s): Stink Stick
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:50 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69, negligible
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: Altamonte Mall, JCPenney Parking Lot
451 E Altamonte Dr Ste 1301, Altamonte Springs, FL 32701
Notes: This one is all about the wieners… those that are too sick for trail… those that stepped up to hare at the last minute… those that showed up to drink beer and get lost…
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, March 26, 2022
Hare(s): Stink Stick and Sprechen Sie Douche
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: Yes
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Soldiers Creek Park
2400 FL-419
Longwood, FL 32750
Notes:
It’s going to be a pretty day
Wear flowers in your hair
Trail won’t be going your way
and I really just don’t care
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, December 25, 2021
Hare(s): Stink Stick
Meet: 2:45 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 9.69
Trail Stops: Wet feet, Beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start: Flagler Trail, Oviedo, FL 32765
28°40’01.2″N 81°10’36.1″W
Notes: The purpose of a cleansing fire is to reflect on your life to asses that which no longer serves you. You can bring something to burn as a representation of what you wish to move on from. Then at the fire, we will in turn communicate verbally to all, or internally to self, this obstacle and how you intend to move beyond it, as you toss your offering into the flames.
I’ve reserved a camp site in the Little Big Econ State Forest. Holds a couple dozen people. IF camping, we will set up camp prior to hash around noon. Meeting at the Barr Street Trail Head. I have a gorilla cart to share to help with moving gear. We’ll talk dinner for camping in separate thread
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, October 2, 2021
Hare(s): Stink Stick and Hot Wet Discharge
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 4.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer Stop (bring cash & ID)
Cash: $7
Start: Dunkin’ Donuts
861 E. State Road 434
Winter Springs, FL 32708
Google Map Link
Notes:
Best trail ever?!?
Well,
it will be Hot,
it will be Wet,
there will be Sticks,
but will it Stink??
At the bar stop there will be opportunities for the hounds to entertain… be entertained and earn a beer from the hares.
On on, you F-in Wanks!!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
~~~Please do not attend if you’re feeling unwell.~~~
Date: Saturday, September 18, 2021
Hare(s): **Stink Stick**
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 3.69 Turkey, 5.69 Eagle
Trail Stops: turkey/eagle split, beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start:
**441 Orlando Ave
Maitland, FL**
Google Map Link
<<<<Please stay home if you’re feeling ill.>>>>
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, April 17, 2021
Hare(s): Stink Stick and Just Tony (Naming Hash)
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar: 3:35 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 3.69
Trail Stops: wet feet, beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start:
CVS parking lot
13000 Tanja King Blvd, Orlando, FL 32828
Notes:
Fire at circle.
Primitive Camping is available after circle, weather permitting. Alcohol consumption needs to be very discreet! Please bring a vessel! Remote parking, but a shuttle with bring you to the campsite. See thread on event for more details.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, February 20, 2021
Hare(s): Stink Stick and Chin Chin Calibrator
Meet: 2:15 PM
Away: 3:15 PM
Shiggy Level: 4.69
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: Southwest side of Snow Hill bridge
Notes: Turkey/Eagle split
Get some good wood on trail, and bring it to circle. It will be a trail, there will be things on trail, and there will be a fire at circle (because it’s winter and it’s cold, you wanking wanks!). Legal Disclaimer: We, the hares, bare absolutely no responsibility for giving any figs.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
DATE: Saturday November 30, 2019
HARE: Stink Stick
MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: .069
START: Maitland Breakfast Club
745 Orienta Ave #1061
Altamonte Springs, FL 32701
https://goo.gl/maps/DqmfCGjX7agjLy6T9
DETAILS: The Haring-est Hare of 2019 will be doing his last trail for the 1975th running of the O2H3. This will truly be a cause for Celebration! This hare has single-handedly set the bar at a height that nearly anyone could step over. So now is the time for you other Wanks to step up, and get on the hare line! (contact Velma’s Bitch now)
Don’t fall for the rumors that some are whispering that he was “The best Hare Ever” it’s absolutely probably not true.
P.S. There will be a fire at circle, and some beer and pizza afterwards.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
DATE: Saturday November 16, 2019
HARE: Stink Stick
MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 6.96 wear shiggy socks or cry
START: Under the Snow Hill Bridge at the Little Big Econlockhatchee River (south side)
2000 Snow Hill Rd
Chuluota, FL 32766
https://goo.gl/maps/wQ8KK85tGrdoEJT29
DETAILS: It’s all about getting Lit. Trail is a little moist, but package should stay dry. Fire at circle, in the woods. On On!
***Start is under the bridge with access on the south side of bridge. Follow the google map link for easiest navigation.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***