Date: Saturday, December 25, 2021
Hare(s): Stink Stick
Meet:
Kitcar Away:
Away:
Shiggy Level:
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start:
Notes: Primitive camping optional, Friday and Saturday.
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Stink Stick
o2h3 #2074: Hare Notes Will Make You Cum
Date: Saturday, October 2, 2021
Hare(s): Stink Stick and Hot Wet Discharge
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 4.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer Stop (bring cash & ID)
Cash: $7
Start: Dunkin’ Donuts
861 E. State Road 434
Winter Springs, FL 32708
Google Map Link
Notes:
Best trail ever?!?
Well,
it will be Hot,
it will be Wet,
there will be Sticks,
but will it Stink??
At the bar stop there will be opportunities for the hounds to entertain… be entertained and earn a beer from the hares.
On on, you F-in Wanks!!
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~~~Please do not attend if you’re feeling unwell.~~~
o2h3 #2071: **New Info** Stink Stick
Date: Saturday, September 18, 2021
Hare(s): **Stink Stick**
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 3.69 Turkey, 5.69 Eagle
Trail Stops: turkey/eagle split, beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start:
**441 Orlando Ave
Maitland, FL**
Google Map Link
<<<<Please stay home if you’re feeling ill.>>>>
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o2h3 #2046: Nobody Cares
Date: Saturday, April 17, 2021
Hare(s): Stink Stick and Just Tony (Naming Hash)
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar: 3:35 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 3.69
Trail Stops: wet feet, beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start:
CVS parking lot
13000 Tanja King Blvd, Orlando, FL 32828
Notes:
Fire at circle.
Primitive Camping is available after circle, weather permitting. Alcohol consumption needs to be very discreet! Please bring a vessel! Remote parking, but a shuttle with bring you to the campsite. See thread on event for more details.
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o2h3 #2038: Bring Your Own Wood!
Date: Saturday, February 20, 2021
Hare(s): Stink Stick and Chin Chin Calibrator
Meet: 2:15 PM
Away: 3:15 PM
Shiggy Level: 4.69
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: Southwest side of Snow Hill bridge
Notes: Turkey/Eagle split
Get some good wood on trail, and bring it to circle. It will be a trail, there will be things on trail, and there will be a fire at circle (because it’s winter and it’s cold, you wanking wanks!). Legal Disclaimer: We, the hares, bare absolutely no responsibility for giving any figs.
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o2h3 #1975: The Final Trail
DATE: Saturday November 30, 2019
HARE: Stink Stick
MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: .069
START: Maitland Breakfast Club
745 Orienta Ave #1061
Altamonte Springs, FL 32701
https://goo.gl/maps/DqmfCGjX7agjLy6T9
DETAILS: The Haring-est Hare of 2019 will be doing his last trail for the 1975th running of the O2H3. This will truly be a cause for Celebration! This hare has single-handedly set the bar at a height that nearly anyone could step over. So now is the time for you other Wanks to step up, and get on the hare line! (contact Velma’s Bitch now)
Don’t fall for the rumors that some are whispering that he was “The best Hare Ever” it’s absolutely probably not true.
P.S. There will be a fire at circle, and some beer and pizza afterwards.
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o2h3 #1973: Lit As Fuck!
DATE: Saturday November 16, 2019
HARE: Stink Stick
MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 6.96 wear shiggy socks or cry
START: Under the Snow Hill Bridge at the Little Big Econlockhatchee River (south side)
2000 Snow Hill Rd
Chuluota, FL 32766
https://goo.gl/maps/wQ8KK85tGrdoEJT29
DETAILS: It’s all about getting Lit. Trail is a little moist, but package should stay dry. Fire at circle, in the woods. On On!
***Start is under the bridge with access on the south side of bridge. Follow the google map link for easiest navigation.
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o2h3 #1971: Menage a Trois Part 3
DATE: Saturday November 9, 2019
HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch
MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:15 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check
START:
733 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/pqgVa8rEJH6yA85P8
DETAILS: It is the third and final running of the not so legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1971th cumming of O2H3.
Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are totally out of ideas. The pack “yet again” sang them the shitty trail song…
After at least an hour or so of wrecking trail, and downing countless beers, the hares are promising the pack the shittiest of trails yet! They said, “We don’t even like you all anyway!” Quicker said something else, but most of her orifices were very busy, so my best guess is….”fuck you! you fuckin fucks!”, or something along those lines.
Contest Finally!
Your chance to win the grand prize will be at the start of circle. For everyone that whispers the correct answer (of what they think links all three ménage à trois trails) to a designated hare. They will then receive a ticket for a chance to win the grand prize. One that’s sure to quench their thirst! A second prize may happen. On On!
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o2h3 #1970: Menage a Trois Part 2
DATE: Saturday November 2, 2019
HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch
MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check
START: Dollar General
911 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/NK3pivLkYgJEqySSA
DETAILS: It is the second running of the almost legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1970th cumming of O2H3.
Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are exhausted after going at it for hours, but don’t you worry, they will pull it out long enough to give you a marginally awesome trail! Yet again they have cum up with an intriguing combination of never seen before trails, twists and some pathetically delivered sexual visuals.
Note; There will be a chance to win a grand prize for all of the hashers that have half of a mind to figure out the mystery linking all three of these ménage à trois trails together, (to be determined at the final trail on November 9th).
P.S. It is not lost on the hares that the address is 911. (could that be a clue?)
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o2h3 #1969: Menage a Trois Part 1
DATE: Saturday October 26, 2019
HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch
MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:00 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 3+ (the hares are wearing shiggy socks)
“Live” turkey/eagle split/challenge
Beer/water check
START: Epass Service Center
762 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/4CruoqxknT7z269v8
DETAILS: It is the first running of the soon to be legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s also the 1969th running of O2H3!
Quicker, Stink and Velma’s have put all five of their heads together (go ahead and take a moment for that visual) and have cum up with an intriguing combination of never seen before trails, twists and horribly delivered sexual innuendos. There will be a chance to win a grand prize for all of the hashers that have half of a mind to figure out the mystery linking all three of these ménage à trois trails together, (to be determined at the final trail on November 9th)
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