2025

O2H3 #2320 -Santa’s Dog Run

Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2320
Title: Santa’s Dog Run
Date: Saturday, December 13 2025
Hare(s): CocksRBeautiful, Quicker Lick Her Up Her
Trail length (miles): 3mi for Turkey, 4mi for Eagle
Meet: 1:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 00:00 PM
Hare Away: 1:30 PM
Shiggy Meter: 1.69
Location Name: Guidewell Innovation Center parking lot
Address: 6555 Sanger Rd, Orlando
Google Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/search/6555+Sanger+Rd,+Orlando,+FL+32827?entry=gmail&source=g
Details: Dog trail
Turkey eagle split
Beer/stop
Bar stop bring ID
Dog friendly
Hare Notes: Come one come all and bring your dog for a hash! We have cheer and beer and furry friends and a spot for us all.

Bring ID and also bring your furry pal for a fun hash! The weather is chill for the dogs.

Christmas cheer is here so have a beer. There will be oddities and Christmas cheer.

Bring ID & Money for extra credit! There is also a beer/water stop!

O2H3 #: 2319

Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2319
Title: Be there or be Square!
Date: Thursday, December 04 2025
Hare(s): Utili-Dickey
Trail length (miles): 2.5mi
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 00:00 PM
Hare Away: 2:30 PM
Shiggy Meter: 0.69
Location Name: Orlando Fashion Square Mall Parking Garage
Address: 3201 E Colonial Dr, Orlando, FL 32803
28.555846632793685, -81.3414853182245

Google Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZM1jGAS9M38RrEdp9
Hare Notes: On-After at A La Cart – Milk District:
609 Irvington Ave, Orlando, FL 32803

O2H3 #2318 -Full Moon Christmas Lights

Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2318
Title: Full Moon Christmas Lights
Date: Thursday, December 04 2025
Hare(s): CocksRBeutiful
Trail length (miles): 3-4
Meet: 05:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 00:00 PM
Hare Away: 06:00 PM
Shiggy Meter: 1.5
Trail Info: Beer/Shot Stop, Dog Friendly
Location Name: Cocks House
Address: 2850 Middleton Circle Kissimmee FL 34743
Google Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/wmTB4GQyiSSNnuo38
Hare Notes: Cum out come all who ever wants to do a southern Kissimmee trail in little Puerto Rico. I have a trail of Christmas lights and the moon, it may look like my white ass, but its in the sky and on the ground. Come for some Christmas cheer and beer.
Dog friendly, come pet my dogs, they want pets too…

House is close to the Turnpike and 417 for those who are willing to travel.

O2H3# 2317

Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2317
Title: Black Friday on a Saturday
Date: Saturday, November 29 2025
Hare(s): Pull Over or Pull Out, Steaming Pile of Shit
Trail length (miles): 3.69
Meet: 11:00 am
Kitcar Away: 00:00 PM
Hare Away: 11:30 PM
Shiggy Meter: 4.69
Trail Info: Beer/Shot Stop, Dog Friendly
Location Name: Across from Lakeview Middle School, Winter Garden
Address: 1200 West Bay Street, Winter Garden
Google Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/b5fdbXYm4J4NsFh18
Hare Notes: Get ready, wankers — because this Saturday we’ll be celebrating Black Friday, the only thing longer and harder than the checkout lines will be our trail.
And because it’s Black Friday weekend, we’re offering a discount — you’ll be saving 14.3% that’s a buck off for the mathematically challenged, because nothing says “holiday bargains” like paying less to get absolutely railed by your hares. Consider it the only sale where everything still costs your dignity.
We’re unleashing 4.69 levels of shiggy — yes, we measured — the kind of shiggy that’ll get inside places you didn’t even know had entry points. If you’re not picking nature out of your crotch on Sunday, we failed you.
How do we know it will be longer, harder and just wet enough to be slippery? Because Pull out or Pull Over and Steaming Pile of Shit are your hares.
So shove your turkey leftovers back in the fridge, slap on your least moldy running gear, and come get dirty with the only kennel that makes Orlando proud… and ashamed… at the same time.
On-On, you glorious disasters!

O2H3# 2316 -ménage à trois so bring a friend

Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2316
Title: ménage à trois so bring a friend
Date: Saturday, November 22 2025
Hare(s): Rearender and Vaginabitch
Trail length (miles): 4
Meet: 9:00 AM
Kitcar Away: 9:30 AM
Hare Away: 10:00AM
Shiggy Meter: 3.69
Trail Info: Dog Friendly
Location Name: Soldiers Creek Park
Address: 2400 FL-419, Longwood, FL 32750
Google Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/XSxxHmeuMaybMiat9?g_st=ipc
Hare Notes: Park near the baseball fields near the trail head. Trail is A to B. Hash is early so can go to Sanford beer festival. Here is free beer festival information
Date: November 22nd, 2025
Location: Sanford (Between West End and Celery City, The Famous “L”)
Event Schedule:
12:00 PM: Sample cup distribution begins (while supplies last)
12:00 PM – 2:00 PM: Groove to the beats of DJ Sharpe from Orlando Music Syndicate
2:00 PM: Welcome Silver Linings to the stage!
2:00 PM onwards: Enjoy free samples from dozens of local breweries!
What to Expect:
Free Admission: This is a 100% FREE beer fest! Just come and enjoy.
Live Music: Dance along to the tunes of Silver Linings
Food Trucks and Vendors: Delicious eats and cool vendors on-site.
Local Brews: Sample a wide variety of beers from the best local breweries.
Yellow Brick Road will be on location providing FULL POUR cups for a $20 donation to their organization. Only 200 FULL POUR cups are available!
Thank you to our sponsors for making this event happen.
Presenting Sponsor: Moe DeWitt Law Firm
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O2H3 #2315 -Orienteering Challenge

Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2315
Title: Orienteering Challenge
Date: Wednesday, November 12 2025
Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls
Trail length (miles): 3ish
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30PM
Hare Away: 2:45 PM
Shiggy Meter: 5.69
Trail Info: Dog Friendly
Location Name: Markham Woods Trailhead
Address: 8515 Markham Road, Lake Mary
Google Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/ewpKM2Pwpa3GFGr37
Hare Notes: There will be opportunities for extra credit on trail if you know how to tell direction while in the woods. Or if you bring a compass. But be adventurous! Deduce the direction. North is 0 and east is 90 so 180 is due south. If you see this “BS 180/50” on trail that means there is alcohol south of the mark and 50 feet away. NOTE: Heading then distance!

O2H3 #2314 Pick Up

Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2314
Title: Pick Up Hash
Date: Saturday, November 08 2025
Hare(s): Your guess is as good as mine
Trail length (miles): ?.69
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 00:00 PM
Hare Away: 02:30 PM
Shiggy Meter: ?.69
Location Name: Trismen Park
Address: 231 Brewer Ave
Winter Park, FL 32789
Google Map Link: https://maps.apple.com/?ll=28.598702,-81.339869&q=Dropped%20Pin&t=h
Hare Notes: A Pick Up Hash NOT at Festival Park!?! All you ‘wanna be’ hares will need to google up some new paths before trail…or don’t, getting lost and snared is 69% of the fun!

No guarantees on length, shiggy or anything other than BEER at start and finish.

O2H3 #2313 Full Moon

Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2313
Title: Remember Remember Follow the Vicar
Date: Wednesday, November 05 2025
Hare(s): Blee Blah Blue Blah
Trail length (miles): 3.5
Meet: 6:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 00:00 PM
Hare Away: 06:30 PM
Shiggy Meter: 1.69
Trail Info: BAR Stop (bring cash & ID!)
Location Name: Sanford Riverwalk Trailhead
Address: 921 W Seminole Blvd, Sanford, FL 32771
Google Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/2r9drcYUdj5rK14VA
Hare Notes: Blessings apon all ye who cum to follow the hare on this day the 5th of November, remember to look out for the flour and chalk that will be laid on the land to guide your way to the Holy Sacraments at ON-IN NOMINE PATRIS, ET FILII, ET SPIRITUS SANCTI.

O2H3 #2312 Costume Hash

Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2312
Title: déjà 2 hash
Date: Saturday, November 01 2025
Hare(s): vagina Bitch Andrearender
Trail length (miles): 4 plus
Meet: 4:00 pm
Kitcar Away: 4:30 pm
Hare Away: 5:05
Shiggy Meter: 0.69
Trail Info: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop, Dog Friendly
Location Name: Dunkin donuts
Address: 400 S US 1792 Longwood Fl 32750
Google Map Link: (28.6945410, -81.3288142)apple 28.69446° N, 81.32875° W
Hare Notes: déjà 2 hash. park behind Dunkin’ Donuts at the abandoned building. A to A minus

Wear your worst Halloween costume!

O2H3 #2311-Goodbye Just Adam!

Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2311
Date: Saturday, October 25 2025
Hare(s): Quicker Licker Upper, Beaver Receiver, Just Adam
Trail length (miles): 3.5
Meet: 01:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 00:00 PM
Hare Away: 01:45 PM
Shiggy Meter: 0.69
Trail Info: Beer/Shot Stop, Dog Friendly
Location Name: Ivanhoe between Orange and Magnolia
Address: 77 S Ivanhoe Blvd
Google Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/ypxyeyULJqsgFqif7
Hare Notes: This week’s trail lands on National Care About You Day, and what better way to show our affection than by lovingly leading you astray through the city streets?
Expect brand-new marks (yes, we promise they mean something), plenty of drinking, and—if the hash gods are smiling—a naming ceremony to christen a lucky soul in beer and glory.
So lace up, show up, and let’s celebrate caring the H3 way: with laughter, livers, and a total disregard for common sense.
Street parking available. On after Ivanhoe Park Brewing.