Mismanagement


Grand Master - Super Cool Guy

GRAND MASTER
Super Cool Guy

The GM functions as a ringleader for this half-mind circus. when not putting out fires, they try to do as little as possible.

HARERAISER Velma’s Bitch

HARERAISER
Velma’s Bitch

The hareraiser is the most popular person at the hash. They’re always asking what you’re up to next weekend, the weekend after that, a weekend six months from now…

HASH CASH: Quicker Lick Her Up Her

HASH CASH
Quicker Lick Her Up Her

Hash Cash collects the money, keeps the stats, cooks the books, and makes sure we are always in the black.

HABERDASHERY Thanks for the Mammaries

HABERDASHERY
Thanks for the Mammaries

Haberdashery makes sure there is always shirts and other hash gear to purchase for all the local and visiting hashers.

ANTI-SOCIAL MATTRESS: Queefledorf

ANTI-SOCIAL MATTRESS
Queefledorf

Anti-Social Mattress is our media darling always making sure our brand is strong.

Grand Master - Super Cool Guy

WEBMASTURBATOR
Super Cool Guy

Please knock before entering…

RELIGIOUS ADVISER: Orange & Blue Balls

RELIGIOUS ADVISER
Orange & Blue Balls

The RA holds court on hash days blessing the hares before trail and running circle until he forgets where he is.