Mismanagement


GRAND MASTER: Orange & Blue Balls

GRAND MASTER
Orange & Blue Balls

The GM functions as a ringleader for this half-mind circus. when not putting out fires, they try to do as little as possible.

HARERAISER
Fist Me Gently

The hareraiser is the most popular person at the hash. They’re always asking what you’re up to next weekend, the weekend after that, a weekend six months from now…

HASH CASH
Quicker Lick Her Up Her

Hash Cash collects the money, keeps the stats, cooks the books, and makes sure we are always in the black.

HABERDASHERY
I Think I’m Tile Now

Haberdashery makes sure there is always shirts and other hash gear to purchase for all the local and visiting hashers.

ON-SEC
Down n Dirty

On-Sec is our media darling always making sure our brand is strong.

WEBMASTURBATOR
Pee Pee Pound Stalkings

Please knock before entering…

RELIGIOUS ADVISER Velma’s Bitch

RELIGIOUS ADVISER
Velma’s Bitch

The RA holds court on hash days blessing the hares before trail and sometimes running circle