The GM functions as a ringleader for this half-mind circus. when not putting out fires, they try to do as little as possible.
Orange and Blue Balls
The RA holds court on hash days, blessing the hares before trail and running circle.
JR RELIGIOUS ADVISER
Grandpa Has My Dick Pics
The JR RA is responsible for the weather and tag-teams with the RA.
Blee Blah Blue Blah
The hareraiser is the most popular person at the hash. They’re always asking what you’re up to next weekend, the weekend after that, a weekend six months from now…
Quicker Lick Her Up Her
Hash Cash collects the money, keeps the stats, cooks the books, and makes sure we are always in the black.
I Think I’m Tile Now
Haberdashery makes sure there are always shirts and other hash gear to purchase for all the local and visiting hashers.
Pee Pee Pound Stalkings
Spending hours and minutes updating events for people that are social media awkward.
On-Sec is our media darling always making sure our brand is strong on social media of our choice.