Mismanagement


GRAND MASTER
Heavin Seamen

The GM functions as a ringleader for this half-mind circus. when not putting out fires, they try to do as little as possible.

RELIGIOUS ADVISER
Orange and Blue Balls

The RA holds court on hash days, blessing the hares before trail and running circle.

JR RELIGIOUS ADVISER
Grandpa Has My Dick Pics

The JR RA is responsible for the weather and tag-teams with the RA.

HARERAISER
Blee Blah Blue Blah

The hareraiser is the most popular person at the hash. They’re always asking what you’re up to next weekend, the weekend after that, a weekend six months from now…

HASH CASH
Quicker Lick Her Up Her

Hash Cash collects the money, keeps the stats, cooks the books, and makes sure we are always in the black.

HABERDASHERY
I Think I’m Tile Now

Haberdashery makes sure there are always shirts and other hash gear to purchase for all the local and visiting hashers.

BEER MEISTER
Cums Dumps Goes

The guy that brings us beer! How could we do it without him… Why would we do it without him?!

ON-SEC
Missing Link

On-Sec is our media darling always making sure our brand is strong on social media of our choice.

WEB
Pee Pee Pound Stalkings

Spending hours and minutes updating events for people that are social media awkward.