Mismanagement


GRAND MASTER
Blee Blah Blue Blah

The GM functions as a ringleader for this half-mind circus. when not putting out fires, they try to do as little as possible.

RELIGIOUS ADVISER
Velma’s Bitch

The RA holds court on hash days, blessing the hares before trail and running circle .

BEER MEISTER
No Toe

The most important member of the team !

HARERAISER
Blood Spit and Rears

The hareraiser is the most popular person at the hash. They’re always asking what you’re up to next weekend, the weekend after that, a weekend six months from now…

HASH CASH
Quicker Lick Her Up Her

Hash Cash collects the money, keeps the stats, cooks the books, and makes sure we are always in the black.

HABERDASHERY
Black Staph in my Ass

Haberdashery makes sure there are always shirts and other hash gear to purchase for all the local and visiting hashers.

ON-SEC & WEBMEISTER
Down n Dirty

On-Sec is our media darling always making sure our brand is strong on social media of our choice.