Orange & Blue Balls
The GM functions as a ringleader for this half-mind circus. when not putting out fires, they try to do as little as possible.
The hareraiser is the most popular person at the hash. They’re always asking what you’re up to next weekend, the weekend after that, a weekend six months from now…
Quicker Lick Her Up Her
Hash Cash collects the money, keeps the stats, cooks the books, and makes sure we are always in the black.
Thanks for the Mammaries
Haberdashery makes sure there is always shirts and other hash gear to purchase for all the local and visiting hashers.
Pussy For Less
Anti-Social Mattress is our media darling always making sure our brand is strong.
Super Cool Guy
Please knock before entering…
The RA holds court on hash days blessing the hares before trail and sometimes running circle