Date: Wednesday, October 20, 2021
Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and I Think I’m Tile
Meet: 6:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:30 PM
Away: 6:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Bealls Outlet (BEHIND the store)
949 SR-434 W
Longwood, FL 32750
Google Map Link
Notes:
Cum out to celebrate the Hunter Full Moon with some decent hashers and cold beer.
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Date: Saturday, July 2, 2022
Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and I Think I’m Tile
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 4.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Advent Health
691 E Altamonte Dr, Altamonte Springs, FL 32701
Notes: Celebrating the colors Red, White and Blue. Wet feet if it rains. Shiggy socks recommended. Show off your patriotism and dress in your best colonial garb. See you there!!
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Date: Saturday, December 4, 2021
Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and Scooby Tile
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM
Shiggy Level: T=3.69, E=6.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start:
Ameris Bank (in the back)
3505 W. Lake Mary Blvd.
Lake Mary, FL 32746
Notes: Hey all you cool cats and kittens, The king is back. ‘Fist Me Exotic’ and ‘Scooby F*ing Baskin’ are laying a shitty trail for you wankers. Be careful on the Turkey Trail, we know what happens to people that know Ms Baskins. The eagle trail may step in the Don Lewis big cat fodder. On-On!!
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Theme: Coulrophobia (extreme or irrational fear of clowns)
Date: Saturday, August 1 2020
Hare(s): Fist Me Gently & I Think I’m Tile (Scooby)
Meet: 04:00 PM
Away: 04:45 PM
Shiggy Meter: 2.69
Trail Stops: Beer Stop / Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Candyland Park
599 Longdale Ave
Longwood, FL 32750
https://maps.app.goo.gl/1xmdnyxNbCxEeXbZ6
Hare Notes: Let’s celebrate National clown week by running around & scaring the muggles 🤡
Cum dressed as your favorite clown or create your own special little horror with makeup & colorful clothing! Ronald McDonald, insane clown posse, pennywise, bozo, John Wayne Gacy…possibilities are endless! (We’ll have extra Red Noses for those who want them-never used)
We will have a Jell-O shot & beer stop with waters for those who want to wait to savor the beer at the On-In.
*may have a bar shot stop, so bring mask on trail just in case-we will announce day of*
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Date: Saturday, April 23, 2022
Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and Cums Dumps Goes
Herrs: Faust (Fist) Mich (Me) Sanft (Gently) und Küms (Cums) Dümps (Dumps) Goen ze (Goes)
Meet: 1:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:10 PM
Away: 2:30 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69 (All Turkey)
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: Target
4410 S US Hwy 17 92, Casselberry, FL 32707
(Parking in the rear)
Notes:
On After: German American Frühlingsfist (Additional $5 Entry Fee $10 Parking) – link
Read or Don’t Notes: Meet-up will occur in the Target back parking lot on the southern side, near the cargo loading area. You may wear authentic German apparel.
About Spring Fist: Enjoy the very best German American food and folk experience in Orlando- It’s called Gemütlichkeit. Which translates “a warm feeling of comfort, cheer and camaraderie”. So raise your vessels high in a traditional toast… “Zicke, zacke – oy! – oy! – oy!” “Und Prost!!!”
If you made it this far, there’s MORE! We’ll enjoy Music, Bier, Friends, Bierfriends, Bier, Bratwursts, Bier, Wienerschitzel, Bier, Casse, Bier, Pretzels and Bier!!! Also in attendance, Lederhosened men, Der frauen und der damen, Liter sized beer, cheeses, desserts, porta-potties, $10 cemetary parking (Not necessarilly on a grave- but you have to wonder.) AND FREE PARKING AT THE START
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
DATE: Saturday December 21, 2019
HARE: Fist Me Gently
MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:30 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 4.69 – shoes may get wet
START: Kobe Japanese Steakhouse
108 Markham Woods Rd
Longwood, FL 32779
https://goo.gl/maps/yiZwYyvGieY2mPrt9
DETAILS: Shiggy has a lot of woods and some wetlands. Possibly a shallow water crossing. Shiggy Socks recommended. It’s the shortest day of the year which means it’s also the longest night. On-After party at Heavin Semen & Pee Pee Poundstocking’s with bonfire weather permitting.
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Date: Saturday, November 5, 2022
Hare(s): Fist Me Gently, Minor Mousticle Queef, and Just Johnny
Meet: 1:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:00 PM
Away: 2:15 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: BAR Stop (bring cash & ID!)
Cash: $7
Start: Behind Bealls Outlet, park in-front or beside
949 W State Rd 434, Longwood, FL 32750
Notes: Remember, remember the 5th of November, gunpowder, treason and plot.
Cum celebrate in style as your hares adorn you with Guy Fawkes masks and a trail to remember. With not one but two bar stops to powder your keg. Perhaps with a visit to the authorities along the way.
And if the day wasn’t gay enough we’ll also have a naming for Just Johnny.
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Date: Saturday, February 29 2020
Theme: Let’s Leap Into The Year With A Gentle Quick Fist!
Hare(s): Quicker Lick Her Up Her & Fist Me Gently
Meet: 03:00 PM
Away: 03:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 3
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split (Yes)
Cash: $7
Address: PGA TOUR Superstore
375 E Altamonte Dr
Altamonte Springs, FL 32701
https://goo.gl/maps/zjKsEG3wFV85GG6b6
Notes: It’s the Leap Day of the Leap Year and it’s the eighth official birthday of Scooby Doo Me in the Ass! To celebrate there’s a commemorative patch to the first 28 hashers who pay hash cash. On On!
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Date: Tuesday, November 8, 2022
Hare(s): Fist Me Gently
Meet: 6:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 7:00 PM
Away: 7:15 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops: Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Rolling Hills Golf Club
1749 Art Hagan Pl
Longwood, FL 32750
Notes: Should be a frosty moon – maybe a little wet just the way you like it wankers!! Bring headlamps – it will be dark and nasty. You won’t want to mist it!! See you there my favorite – hmm… just kidding. All my love to each of you! Time to snare a hare!!
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Date: Saturday, June 6 2020
Hare(s): Fist Me Gently & Orange and Blue Balls
Meet: 02:30 PM
Away: 03:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 6
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split (Yes), Shot Stop (Yes)
Cash: $7
Address:
210 Wekiva Park Drive
Sanford, FL 32771
https://goo.gl/maps/xfDUcqnmBrcr776m6
Notes: And we’re back. On D-Day no less! Let’s make it a fun and safe hash. I’ve put together an all new and juicy trail for you wankers. We have a dry turkey trail for those who fear the water. Eagle trail will not only be fun but will earn you an OBB patch if you haven’t earned one yet. Hash Shit should make an appearance even if not transferred conventionally.
Also, this is also a full moon. I could be persuaded to hare a lunar trail around 8:30. But this would be a BYOB non-O2 trail.
Last, keep an eye on the weather and plan accordingly.
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