o2h3 #2012: Typical Urban Trail

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Wednesday, September 16 2020

Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls & Stupid Gibbly Cunt

Hash Meet: 03:45 PM
Kitcar Away: 04:15 PM
Hare Away: 04:30 PM

Shiggy Meter: 1.69

Trail Info: Shot Stop

Hash Cash: $7

Start: Lowe’s Home Improvement (NE Parking Lot)
6735 S US Hwy 17 92
Fern Park, FL 32730
https://goo.gl/maps/G3dvSfPyHEV6rVkY7

Hare Notes: This will be a typical urban trail. There may be a beer/water stop depending on weather.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2010: Hare Naming Extravaganza!

o2h3 #2010: Hare Naming Extravaganza

Date: Saturday, September 5 2020

Hare(s): OBB, Just Cameron (aka Gibbly), Velma’s Bitch & Just Michael

Hash Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Hare Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Meter: 7.69

Trail Info: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet

Hash Cash: $7

Start: OBB Manor
210 Wekiva Park Drive
Sanford, FL 32771
https://goo.gl/maps/tDhXtg4NEwJHEygR8

Hare Notes: Come one and all to the Hare Naming Extravaganza! There will be 2 virgin hares. Just Cameron (aka Gibbly) will brave the extremely shiggy eagle trail with OBB, pygmy rattlers and gators. Just Michael (aka The Ass Angel) will brave the beautiful scenic trails with Velma. Rumor has it Velma will hare while carrying the hash shit.

I almost forgot! There will be a beer mile for those willing to give up their livers for the cause. The exclusive OBB patch of course!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1995: Welcome Back Hash

o2h3 #1995: Welcome Back Hash

Date: Saturday, June 6 2020

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently & Orange and Blue Balls

Meet: 02:30 PM
Away: 03:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 6

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split (Yes), Shot Stop (Yes)

Cash: $7

Address:
210 Wekiva Park Drive
Sanford, FL 32771
https://goo.gl/maps/xfDUcqnmBrcr776m6

Notes: And we’re back. On D-Day no less! Let’s make it a fun and safe hash. I’ve put together an all new and juicy trail for you wankers. We have a dry turkey trail for those who fear the water. Eagle trail will not only be fun but will earn you an OBB patch if you haven’t earned one yet. Hash Shit should make an appearance even if not transferred conventionally.

Also, this is also a full moon. I could be persuaded to hare a lunar trail around 8:30. But this would be a BYOB non-O2 trail.

Last, keep an eye on the weather and plan accordingly.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1990: OBB B-Day Hash!

o2h3 #1990: OBB B-Day Hash!

Date: Saturday, March 7 2020

Theme: Wet t-shirt contest

Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls & Super Cool Guy

Meet: 01:00 PM
Kitcar: 01:30 PM
Away: 01:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 7.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split (Yes), Shot Stop (Yes)

Cash: $7

Address:
210 Wekiva Park Drive
Sanford, FL 32771
https://goo.gl/maps/M7NcUCR7FwvDtq5w9

Notes: I’m cummin’ Elizabeth! This is the big one! That’s right. There will be 2 river crossings totaling over 1,200 feet of shiggylicious wetness (turkey hashers will have dry feet). And that doesn’t even count the muddy west bank! Trail will be memorable though you will forget it after circle. There will be mini alcohol bottles throughout, fun checks, a beer mile, cake, a BBQ grill and a fire pit. There will be camping and hot dogs for all or most. And those wishing to camp are welcome to do so. I too will be camping out by the river under the stars. Several bottles of stuff have been set aside for the campout. All this and why? Because come this weekend, I can finally pick from the cheap menu at many restaurants. Ha!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1983: Highland Games Hash

o2h3 #1983: Highland Games Hash

DATE: Saturday January 18, 2020

THEME: Anything Scottish: actual kilts preferred

HARE(S): Orange and Blue Balls & Pee Pee Pound Stalkings

MEET: 10:00 AM (03:00 PM Glasgow Time)
KIT CAR: 10:30 AM
HARE AWAY: 10:45 AM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 1.69

START: Winter Springs HS, Epps Sports Complex
130 Tuskawilla Rd
Winter Springs, FL 32708
https://goo.gl/maps/MqBbdauhEosvYDPbA

DETAILS: Yes, it’s an early meet time. But since this is pretend Scotland we are on pretend Scottish time (3pm). The on after is at the Highlands Games. Tickets are $20 online or $25 at the gate. So order now and you can pretend the hash is only $2! See you bright eyed and bushy (or shaved) tailed this Saturday morning! ON ON!

http://www.flascot.com/

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1964: OBB’s Patch Challenge Hash

o2h3 #1964: OBB's Patch Challenge Hash

DATE: Saturday September 21, 2019

HARES: Orange and Blue Balls & Kiddus Interruptus

MEET: 02:45 PM
AWAY: 03:30 PM (Depending on the Gators game)

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 3.69 Turkey / 7.69 Eagle

START:
210 Wekiva Park Dr
Sanford, FL 32771
https://goo.gl/maps/BQhtibz2u8K9cXpJ7

DETAILS: This is an OBB patch qualifier trail. However, in order to qualify for the patch, you must first pass the test. So choose wisely! I’ll give you a hint, Turkey Trail hashers will NOT qualify. This patch requires purity of mind, body and soul. Therefore, it requires baptism by water. Yep, you saw it coming. And by it, I mean shiggy. And by shiggy, I mean prolonged stretches of mud, water and muddy water. So bring a change of clothes or a towel or whatever you deem necessary to make it possible to drive home afterwards. But really, the river will clean you up. All you need is a towel and dry clothes.

I will have hot dogs, buns and fixings for circle. I will have the fire pit ready if there is need or want. And if I can convince my co-hare to make a rum cake…

Ps. Due to unforeseen technical difficulties, namely procrastination, the patches will not be ready for distribution at the conclusion of the hash. But fear not, I will take a photo of all worthy hashers who will receive said patch at my earliest convenience.

Pss. Almost forgot to mention this. The patch qualifier ends in a beautiful beer mile. That’s right, you get to view chickens, turkeys, goats, sheep, donkeys and a parrot as you burp your way through that last trying mile.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***