Uncle’s Little Fluffer

o2h3 #2072: Harvest Moon Hash

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers - Full Moon

Date: Saturday, September 21, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer and Dirty Little Not Cs

Meet: 6:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:50 PM
Away: 7:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Wet Feet, Beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: Home Depot Parking Lot
7007 Narcoosee Rd, Orlando, FL 32822

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cum one, cum all to celebrate the Harvest Moon, with plenty of beer to be harvested before, during and after the shittiest of shitty trails. High probability of wet shoes if there’s lots of rain beforehand.


~~~Please stay home if you’re not feeling well.~~~
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2082: Pearl Harbor

Date: Saturday, November 20, 2021

Hare(s): Heaving Seamen and his Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Behind Curry Bowl Orlando
1700 Fennell St., Maitland, FL 32751

Google Map Link

Notes: 
O2H3 will remember the date that will live in infamy with a flour bomb reenactment of the battle.
For those not already baptized by fire be prepared to kill or be killed by flour from the enemy.
To live and be victorious you must be cunning and quick on your feet when engaged with the enemy. You must make your shots count while dodging their deadly fire.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2103: Yo Soy Orlando

Date: Saturday, April 9, 2022

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: Parking lot at Maguire Blvd and McCullough Ave
3660 Maguire Blvd
Orlando, FL 32803

Google Map Link

Notes: You want an Orlando trail, you got it. Let’s bring the hash back to “O” town where it belongs.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2093: The Legend of Longwood

Date: Saturday, February 5, 2022

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 3.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Dollar Tree (side parking lot)
872 W. State Rd 434, Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: Let it be written that this will be a trail of epic proportions, a trail that will go down in history and be remembered for decades, no centuries after the last accusation has been so eloquently declared and the final verses of ‘swing low’ echo across the pleasant, peaceful streets of Longwood. An urban shiggy, unmatched by any terrain that man has ever set foot on, will captivate you and the beer will flow like a cold, clear, refreshing winter stream into the on-after (at Hourglass Brewing on Ronald Reagan Blvd).

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2121: I’ll Be Back

Date: Saturday, July 30, 2022

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer and Just Stephanie

Meet:  3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: LA Fitness – Oviedo
189 E Mitchell Hammock Rd, Oviedo, FL 32765

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Come celebrate Arnold’s 75th birthday with a shitty trail through Oviedo. If you’re feeling like going “Commando” the eagle will have better than average shiggy (7.69 on the shiggy meter), a mere 1.69 for the turkeys.

If you get a headache on trail then don’t worry – “it’s not a tumah!” You’ll just need water because it’s hot AF! So there will be water stops on trail (and beer of course).

Meet at the LA Fitness, south end of the parking lot away from the building.

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2111: Shiggy Wiggly

Date: Saturday, June 4, 2022

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:oo PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 7.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop, BAR Stop (bring cash & ID!)

Cash: $7

Start: Goodwill on South Goldenrod Road
4780 S Goldenrod Rd, Orlando, FL 32822

Google Map Link

Notes: I got your shiggy right here, wankers! High probability of wet feet though some thick brush, bug spray recommended. If you don’t have the stomach for it there’s an optional turkey path that bypasses the severe shiggy and goes directly to the bar stop, but you’ll have to wait for the hare to finish the eagle and meet you there before moving on. After the barstop the shiggy goes down to a mere 3.69 and there will be one more beer/water stop.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2135: Halloweenie

Date: Saturday, October 29, 2022

Hare(s): Pull Out or Pull Over and Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:40 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Round Lake Park
699 Louise St
Oviedo, Fl 32765
(May show up as E. Broadway in Waze and Google maps.)

Google Map Link

Notes: Bloody hell it’s time to party, in a costume that’s nice or naughty!
Break out your best costume and cum join the fun.

Park at the back of the park past the tennis and basketball courts.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2144: Merry Elf-Mas!!!

Date: Saturday, December 17, 2022

Hare(s): Gone Incesty Seconds and Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop, BAR Stop (bring cash & ID!)

Cash: $7

Start: On the Grass!! Corner of Celebration and Starling.
Directly behind!! 624 Wisteria Lane, Celebration Florida 34747

Google Map Link

Notes: 
No silent night, no holy night…
all is not calm, all is quite right…
come drink shots, and beer tonight’
Don ye’ Elf attire, run and sing by the fire-ball…

…It’s Christmas Hash time again you naughty elves!! Hoping to see you all at the ELF-RUN!! ON-ON!!!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***