Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Date: Saturday, February 5, 2022

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 3.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Dollar Tree (side parking lot)
872 W. State Rd 434, Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: Let it be written that this will be a trail of epic proportions, a trail that will go down in history and be remembered for decades, no centuries after the last accusation has been so eloquently declared and the final verses of ‘swing low’ echo across the pleasant, peaceful streets of Longwood. An urban shiggy, unmatched by any terrain that man has ever set foot on, will captivate you and the beer will flow like a cold, clear, refreshing winter stream into the on-after (at Hourglass Brewing on Ronald Reagan Blvd).

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

Date: Saturday, June 4, 2022

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:oo PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 7.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop, BAR Stop (bring cash & ID!)

Cash: $7

Start: Goodwill on South Goldenrod Road
4780 S Goldenrod Rd, Orlando, FL 32822

Google Map Link

Notes: I got your shiggy right here, wankers! High probability of wet feet though some thick brush, bug spray recommended. If you don’t have the stomach for it there’s an optional turkey path that bypasses the severe shiggy and goes directly to the bar stop, but you’ll have to wait for the hare to finish the eagle and meet you there before moving on. After the barstop the shiggy goes down to a mere 3.69 and there will be one more beer/water stop.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

Date: Saturday, July 10, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:00 PM
Away: 4:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Parking lot behind Katmai office
12001 Science Dr #160, Orlando, FL 32826

Google Map Link

Notes: 
It’s National Piña Colada Day, yay!!! Water stop on trail in addition to a beer/shot stop, and Piña Coladas post-trail…

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

Date: Saturday, August 28, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Hobby Lobby Waterford Lakes (South end of parking lot)
1440 N. Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32828

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cerm ert to the flerfer’s next trail for the borkin’ bork, plenty of flurgin in her shnurgen and no ferkin tow away zones!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

Date: Saturday, October 9, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle split, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: Burger King, Lake Mary
4405 W. Lake Mary Blvd., Lake Mary, FL 32746

Google Map Link

Notes: 
It’s Independance in Uganda
And I really know to wanna
Cum Lake Mary way
And skip Earthday Birthday

There’s a turkey/eagle split
But you don’t give a shit
Because the beer/shot stop
Will make you want to pop

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

~~~~Please do not attend if you feel unwell.~~~~