Date: Saturday, January 22, 2022
Hare(s): Two Men In Me and Fat Jew Fucker
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops: Beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start:
UKG Inc. north parking lot
2600 Lake Lucien Dr, Maitland, FL 32751
Notes: There’s a trail! Hurray!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, May 7, 2022
Hare(s): Stink Stick
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:50 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69, negligible
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: Altamonte Mall, JCPenney Parking Lot
451 E Altamonte Dr Ste 1301, Altamonte Springs, FL 32701
Notes: This one is all about the wieners… those that are too sick for trail… those that stepped up to hare at the last minute… those that showed up to drink beer and get lost…
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Registration Required: https://hashrego.com/events/o2h3-2022-float-hash-2022
Date: Saturday, July 23, 2022
Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls, Just Stephanie, and mystery hare
Meet: 2:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops: Beer stop
Cash: $15
Start: Rock Springs Bar & Grill (Park in side lot only, carpool as much as possible)
4939 Rock Springs Rd., Apopka, FL 32712
Notes:
To attend this event, you must rego on Hash Rego by JULY 19 and pay the $15 registration cost. https://hashrego.com/events/o2h3-2022-float-hash-2022
PLEASE DO NOT JUST SHOW UP TO EVENT AND EXPECT TO JOIN. Fee for day of is $30.
The O2H3 Float Hash is an An(nu)al Tradition where the half-minds lay on their backs and do nothing… well they do it on the water… well actually it’s the motion of the ocean… or is it the size of the tube that matters? I’M ON A FLOAT!!!
Meet at The Rock Springs Bar & Grill, park in the side lot only and carpool as much as you can. O2H3 will not be providing beer at the start. Drinks and eats must be purchased from the bar. Remember The Rock is pay as you go. Opening tabs will not be allowed. Please support this very Hasher-friendly bar so we can enjoy this great hash venue for years to come. Let’s not blow it!
From there we will have a turkey trail for the walkers and an eagle trail for the runners, both are off-road. There’s a beer stop at the river launch. Here we will provide tubes for the fun leisurely float down the river. If you want to provide your own floating device you must carry it on trail.
We will end with a big fun circle, plenty of beer, and usual hash hijinks and jocularity. It will be a short walk back to your car from there.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, September 17, 2022
Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef and Randy Savaged Up the Ass
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: BAR Stop (bring cash & ID)
Cash: $7
Start: Back lot of SSC Sanford/Lake Mary Campus
Campus Lane, Sanford, FL 32773
Notes: What would a hasher do for a Klondike bar? What wouldn’t they do might be a better question!
Join your chocolate & vanilla hares for hashy tricks and ice cream treats. And beer, glorious beer! Beat the heat and cool your meat.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, January 1, 2022
Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes
Meet: 2:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:10 PM
Away: 3:30 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot stop
Cash: $7
Start: Action Church Overflow Parking
1485 Grand Rd
Winter Park Fl 32792
Actual parking is at the corner of Grand Road and Howell Branch Road
Google Map Link
Notes:
Dust off your Tutus, we’ll be wearing them a lot this year! Bring fixings for mimosas, beer-mosas, bloody-mosas, berry-mosas, etc…
It’s an uncomplicated and dry trail to sooth or improve your hangover mood. The location is the Action Church overflow lot. From Howell Branch road, turn on to Grand road where you can pull off the road and park under the trees nearest the pond. Weather forcast – Sunny 86*
Additional items to bring: Virgins, snivel geers (dry things, coats, boots, phones, new or used panties, whistles, tags, etc), repellant of the bug or bear variety, friends, ex-lovers, and/or virgins.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, April 30, 2022
Hare(s): Super Cool Guy
Meet: 2:15 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:45 PM
Away: 3:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: 1108 E Livingston St, Orlando, FL 32803
Notes: Yo! Once again bringing the Orlando hash to Orlando. Not sure where the soy sauce fits in but maybe a visit to Little Vietnam will suffice. Fast-moving urban trail with a beer stop in the middle. Rain or shine. Assume rain. Dry otherwise. -ON ON
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, July 16, 2022
Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef & Bucocky Moon
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Lake Howell Square
1241 FL-436, Casselberry, FL 32707
Notes: Today marks the the 53rd anal-versary of the Apollo 11 landing on the moon. Or so the Germans would have us believe. We could ask our AARP if it was real but they were probably too drunk even back then.
Cum dressed like you’re taking a side. NASA or other ass-naught attire if it might have happened. Alien attire if you think the earthlings were probed first. Dress like a German if it was a lie or you just like wearing leather & listening to Rammstein.
Channel your inner Buzzed Aldrin. Your outer E.T. the Extra Testicular. And your closet Wiener von Bohner.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, November 19, 2022
Hare(s): Heaving Seamen and Two Men In Me
Meet: 1:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:10 PM
Away: 2:30 PM
Shiggy Level: E: 2.69 & T: 0.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: DaVita Clarcona Dialysis
8259 Clarcona Ocoee Rd, Orlando, FL 32818
Notes: Park in back. Eagle is >3mi with rough terrane & Turkey is ~1.5mi. pretty flat
Going back to an Orlando Hashing hallowed ground!!! The trail will be in the Apopka area, with an On-After of warm beer and cold pizza after close of circle for those that want to stay. I’ll pass a hat for contributions $10 depending on number of people.
Old timers don’t give it away, but please come out to run, walk and enjoy some memories…
Tents for the Saturday overnight camping can be set up before the run, (comment here and I will get back to you with specifics). There may even be a Bonus Midnight Shot Trail for us campers if we are enough & can get organized!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, January 29, 2022
Hare(s): Let Him Finish and Just Johnathan
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 8.69
Trail Stops: Wet feet, Beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start: DUO58 Community Coffee Bar & Cafe
2842 S. Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32828
Notes:
Let’s finish off January with a bang. This week’s forecast includes a potential naming of one Just Johnathan, and a whole lot of cold ass weather to go along with it. You may want to bring a jacket, because the temperature may reach lows of what can only be described as “taint-blisteringly” cold. But don’t worry, there will be plenty of shiggy on trail to keep you warm on trail. We will also have a beer stop on trail, fire at the end, and plenty of stupid shit along the way. Also I was just joking about the whole “mud” thing, there definitely will not be any mud on trail, you can trust me.
😉
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, April 23, 2022
Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and Cums Dumps Goes
Herrs: Faust (Fist) Mich (Me) Sanft (Gently) und Küms (Cums) Dümps (Dumps) Goen ze (Goes)
Meet: 1:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:10 PM
Away: 2:30 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69 (All Turkey)
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: Target
4410 S US Hwy 17 92, Casselberry, FL 32707
(Parking in the rear)
Notes:
On After: German American Frühlingsfist (Additional $5 Entry Fee $10 Parking) – link
Read or Don’t Notes: Meet-up will occur in the Target back parking lot on the southern side, near the cargo loading area. You may wear authentic German apparel.
About Spring Fist: Enjoy the very best German American food and folk experience in Orlando- It’s called Gemütlichkeit. Which translates “a warm feeling of comfort, cheer and camaraderie”. So raise your vessels high in a traditional toast… “Zicke, zacke – oy! – oy! – oy!” “Und Prost!!!”
If you made it this far, there’s MORE! We’ll enjoy Music, Bier, Friends, Bierfriends, Bier, Bratwursts, Bier, Wienerschitzel, Bier, Casse, Bier, Pretzels and Bier!!! Also in attendance, Lederhosened men, Der frauen und der damen, Liter sized beer, cheeses, desserts, porta-potties, $10 cemetary parking (Not necessarilly on a grave- but you have to wonder.) AND FREE PARKING AT THE START
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***