Date: Saturday, September 10, 2022
Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes
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Cash: $7
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*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, September 10, 2022
Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes
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Cash: $7
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*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, September 3, 2022
Hare(s): Quicker Lick Her Up Her and Just Steve
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Cash: $7
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*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, August 27, 2022
Hare(s): Heavin Semen
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Cash: $7
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*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, August 20, 2022
Hare(s): Two Men In Me
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Cash: $7
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*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, August 13, 2022
Hare(s): Black Staph In My Ass and Quicker Lick Her Up Her
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Cash: $7
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*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Thursday, August 11, 2022
Hare(s): Thanks for the Mammaries
Meet: 7:00 PM
Kitcar Away:
Away: 7:30 PM
Shiggy Level: 0.69
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: Roy’s Grill & Lounge (Oblivion resurrected)
5101 E. Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32803
Notes: There’s a full sturgeon moon. It’s the last super-moon of the summer.
We will be preluding at Roy’s around 6:00pm
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, August 6, 2022
Hare(s): Thanks for the Mammaries
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 0.69
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: Sam’s Club
7701 E Colonial Dr
Orlando, FL 32807
Notes: This trail will be short and sweet.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, July 30, 2022
Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer and Just Stephanie
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: LA Fitness – Oviedo
189 E Mitchell Hammock Rd, Oviedo, FL 32765
Notes:
Come celebrate Arnold’s 75th birthday with a shitty trail through Oviedo. If you’re feeling like going “Commando” the eagle will have better than average shiggy (7.69 on the shiggy meter), a mere 1.69 for the turkeys.
If you get a headache on trail then don’t worry – “it’s not a tumah!” You’ll just need water because it’s hot AF! So there will be water stops on trail (and beer of course).
Meet at the LA Fitness, south end of the parking lot away from the building.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Registration Required: https://hashrego.com/events/o2h3-2022-float-hash-2022
Date: Saturday, July 23, 2022
Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls, Just Stephanie, and mystery hare
Meet: 2:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops: Beer stop
Cash: $15
Start: Rock Springs Bar & Grill (Park in side lot only, carpool as much as possible)
4939 Rock Springs Rd., Apopka, FL 32712
Notes:
To attend this event, you must rego on Hash Rego by JULY 19 and pay the $15 registration cost. https://hashrego.com/events/o2h3-2022-float-hash-2022
PLEASE DO NOT JUST SHOW UP TO EVENT AND EXPECT TO JOIN. Fee for day of is $30.
The O2H3 Float Hash is an An(nu)al Tradition where the half-minds lay on their backs and do nothing… well they do it on the water… well actually it’s the motion of the ocean… or is it the size of the tube that matters? I’M ON A FLOAT!!!
Meet at The Rock Springs Bar & Grill, park in the side lot only and carpool as much as you can. O2H3 will not be providing beer at the start. Drinks and eats must be purchased from the bar. Remember The Rock is pay as you go. Opening tabs will not be allowed. Please support this very Hasher-friendly bar so we can enjoy this great hash venue for years to come. Let’s not blow it!
From there we will have a turkey trail for the walkers and an eagle trail for the runners, both are off-road. There’s a beer stop at the river launch. Here we will provide tubes for the fun leisurely float down the river. If you want to provide your own floating device you must carry it on trail.
We will end with a big fun circle, plenty of beer, and usual hash hijinks and jocularity. It will be a short walk back to your car from there.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, July 16, 2022
Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef & Bucocky Moon
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Lake Howell Square
1241 FL-436, Casselberry, FL 32707
Notes: Today marks the the 53rd anal-versary of the Apollo 11 landing on the moon. Or so the Germans would have us believe. We could ask our AARP if it was real but they were probably too drunk even back then.
Cum dressed like you’re taking a side. NASA or other ass-naught attire if it might have happened. Alien attire if you think the earthlings were probed first. Dress like a German if it was a lie or you just like wearing leather & listening to Rammstein.
Channel your inner Buzzed Aldrin. Your outer E.T. the Extra Testicular. And your closet Wiener von Bohner.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***