o2h3 #2119: Spaced Race

Date: Saturday, July 16, 2022

Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef & Bucocky Moon

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Lake Howell Square
1241 FL-436, Casselberry, FL 32707

Google Map Link

Notes: Today marks the the 53rd anal-versary of the Apollo 11 landing on the moon. Or so the Germans would have us believe. We could ask our AARP if it was real but they were probably too drunk even back then.

Cum dressed like you’re taking a side. NASA or other ass-naught attire if it might have happened. Alien attire if you think the earthlings were probed first. Dress like a German if it was a lie or you just like wearing leather & listening to Rammstein.

Channel your inner Buzzed Aldrin. Your outer E.T. the Extra Testicular. And your closet Wiener von Bohner.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2096: An Itchy and Scratchy Trail

Date: Saturday, February 19, 2022

Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef and Bucocky Moon

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Bar stop (bring cash and ID)

Cash: $7

Start: Parking lot *behind* Ichigo Ichie Buffet
3611 S Orlando Dr, Sanford, FL 32773

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Notes: U came in your red dress last weekend. How embarrassing! And now things are a little itchy. Maybe you’ve been scratchy. Either way, this is a trail to lube up your special parts again.

Bar stops will be provided. First rounds are on the hare. Bring ID and cash/card if you yearn for more hydration and extra credit.

Optional theme of homicidal cat & mouse or general cartoon mayhem.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***