Date: Saturday, July 16, 2022
Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef & Bucocky Moon
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Start: Lake Howell Square
1241 FL-436, Casselberry, FL 32707
Notes: Today marks the the 53rd anal-versary of the Apollo 11 landing on the moon. Or so the Germans would have us believe. We could ask our AARP if it was real but they were probably too drunk even back then.
Cum dressed like you’re taking a side. NASA or other ass-naught attire if it might have happened. Alien attire if you think the earthlings were probed first. Dress like a German if it was a lie or you just like wearing leather & listening to Rammstein.
Channel your inner Buzzed Aldrin. Your outer E.T. the Extra Testicular. And your closet Wiener von Bohner.
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