o2h3 #2030: Cums Dumps The Resolutions

Date: Saturday, January 2, 2021

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 2:30 PM

Kit Car: 2:50 PM

Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 7562 University Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792, USA 

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Forget everything and Cums Dumps your resolutions in the new year.

Wear festive but very rumpled New Years hangover attire. Expect a beverage stop silliness. We reside in Floriduh, so wet feet always a possibility. Kit Kar will transport your snivel gear if needed.

Start near Devaney’s – Look for idiots at the front and center of the plaza entrance at Aloma SR426

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

Just Zack’s 21st Bday Virgin Hash

What: Just Zack’s 21st Bday Virgin hash! (Just because he’s Special!)

Where: parking lot behind Bubbalou’s Bodacious BBQ 12100 Challenger Pkwy Orlando, FL 32826

When: Thursday January 23, 2020 at 6:30, hare away at 7pm

Hash cash: $5

Hare: Cums Dumps Goes

Shiggy: 1.69 (feet should Not get wet)

Hare notes: Cum out and see Floppy Dicks who will be in town for his crotch spawn’s 21st Bday and virgin hash! The trail will be laden with booze with a beer check that will lead to an end plentiful with the nectar of the gods! (Maybe even a cake!!!!) Hehe!!

o2h3 #1962: Friday the 13th Full Moon Hash

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers - Full Moon

DATE: Friday, September 13, 2019

HARE: Cums Dumps Goes

START: Mayor Carl Langford Park
1808 E Central Boulevard
Orlando, FL 32802

MEET: 06:30 PM
AWAY: 07:00 PM

CASH: $7 / ***Bring extra cash for beer stops

SHIGGY: 0.69

DETAILS: Why, some say, the Full Moon? Why go there with this troll?

We choose to go the the Full Moon! We choose to go to the Full Moon on Friday the 13th and do the other trails, not just because they are shitty, but because they make us hard! Because that troll will serve to mismanage and measure the worst of our energies and skills, because that shitty trail is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to finish one way or another, and the others, too.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1965: UCF Tailgate Hash

o2h3 #1965: UCF Tailgate Hash

DATE: Saturday Sept 28, 2019

HARES: Cums Dumps Goes & Likes Tiny Dicks

MEET: 03:00 PM
KIT CAR: 03:30 PM
AWAY: Shortly After

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 1.69

START: Valkyrie Donuts (Parking Lot Behind)
12226 Corporate Blvd.
Orlando FL, 32817

DETAILS: Cum out dressed in your finest Black and Gold to support our Knights on a trail filled with lots of eye candy! That’s right we will lead you right into the middle of lusty UCF tail-gators where we will imbibe the nectar of the gods (plus shots). After a bit we will continue trail to an undisclosed location so we can accusate our buddies and sing foolish songs!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1977: Full Cold Beer Moon Hash

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers - Full Moon

DATE: Thursday December 12, 2019

HARE: Cums Dumps Goes

MEET: 06:30 PM
AWAY: 07:00 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 0.69

START: Miller’s Ale House – Oviedo
312 W Mitchell Hammock Rd
Oviedo, FL 32765

DETAILS: It’s time for the Full Cold Moon so we’ll celebrate with a few cold beers. ON ON!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1987: Red Dress Pre-Lube Hash

O2H3 Red Dress Weekend

Date: Feb 15, 2020

Theme: Whare Your Best Red Dress T-Shirt

Hare: Cums Dumps and Goes

Meet: 10:00 AM
Kitcar: 10:20 AM
Away: 10:30 AM

Cash: $5

200 E. Robinson Street
Orlando Fl 32801

Shiggy: 0.0

Notes: Run, walk, crawl your way through a true trail in Orlando. We will end with circle and be drunk enough to go don our dresses.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1996: Hash “Down by the River!”

o2h3 #1996: Hash "Down by the River!"

Date: Saturday, June 13 2020

Theme: Hash “Down by the River!”

Hare(s): No Blow & Cums Dumps Goes

Meet: 3:00 pm
Kitcar: 3:30 pm
Away: 3:45 pm

Shiggy Level: 3.00

Cash: $7

Address: Lake Monroe Wayside Park
4150 US-17
Sanford, FL 32771
Park close to the entrance

Notes: Dress in your trashiest hash attire so we will fit in with the locals! There will most likely be a beer/water stop. Shiggy will be a 3.69-4.69. This submission form is kinda prudish! It only accepts whole numbers! WTF!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2018: Oktoberfest Hash!

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, October 24 2020

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes & Glowing Penis Hidden Finger

Hash Meet: 01:00 PM
Kcar Away: 01:35 PM
Hare Away: 01:45 PM

Shiggy Meter: 01.69

Hash Cash: $7

Start: Pet Smart (South side)
4510 S US Hwy 17 92
Casselberry, FL 32707

Hare Notes: Ein Prosit, Ein Prosit!!! It’s that time of year again and can you believe that COVID didn’t effect Oktoberfest!! Zicke, zacke, zicke, zacke!! Hoi! Hoi! Hoi! Cum dressed in your best German dirnl or lederhosen cuz after the hash we are headed (who said head!) over to the fest! Bring a mask to get in. $5 at the gate Check out the link to the fest below.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2004: Sturgeon Full Moon Hash

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers - Full Moon

Date: Monday, August 3 2020

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes

Meet: 06:30 PM
Kitcar: 07:00 PM
Away: 07:10 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69696969696969

Trail Stops:  Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Regions Bank
7562 University Blvd
Winter Park, FL 32792

*Near Devaney’s – Look for idiots near the front of the lot near the plaza entrance and Aloma SR426*

Notes: It’s the Sturgeon Full Moon, so if you don’t smell like fish already, you might by the end of this trail! Bring your torches and any other snivel gear. It’s Florida, you will get wet or become damp with a side of swamp ass. Come chill with a few cold beverages and laugh at a dummy like me.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***