Cums Dumps Goes

o2h3 #2030: Cums Dumps The Resolutions

Date: Saturday, January 2, 2021

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 2:30 PM

Kit Car: 2:50 PM

Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 7562 University Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792, USA 

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Forget everything and Cums Dumps your resolutions in the new year.

Wear festive but very rumpled New Years hangover attire. Expect a beverage stop silliness. We reside in Floriduh, so wet feet always a possibility. Kit Kar will transport your snivel gear if needed.

Start near Devaney’s – Look for idiots at the front and center of the plaza entrance at Aloma SR426

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

Just Zack’s 21st Bday Virgin Hash

What: Just Zack’s 21st Bday Virgin hash! (Just because he’s Special!)

Where: parking lot behind Bubbalou’s Bodacious BBQ 12100 Challenger Pkwy Orlando, FL 32826

When: Thursday January 23, 2020 at 6:30, hare away at 7pm

Hash cash: $5

Hare: Cums Dumps Goes

Shiggy: 1.69 (feet should Not get wet)

Hare notes: Cum out and see Floppy Dicks who will be in town for his crotch spawn’s 21st Bday and virgin hash! The trail will be laden with booze with a beer check that will lead to an end plentiful with the nectar of the gods! (Maybe even a cake!!!!) Hehe!!

o2h3 #2004: Sturgeon Full Moon Hash

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers - Full Moon

Date: Monday, August 3 2020

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes

Meet: 06:30 PM
Kitcar: 07:00 PM
Away: 07:10 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69696969696969

Trail Stops:  Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Regions Bank
7562 University Blvd
Winter Park, FL 32792
https://goo.gl/maps/EH6qDqEkgodTuFoX9

*Near Devaney’s – Look for idiots near the front of the lot near the plaza entrance and Aloma SR426*

Notes: It’s the Sturgeon Full Moon, so if you don’t smell like fish already, you might by the end of this trail! Bring your torches and any other snivel gear. It’s Florida, you will get wet or become damp with a side of swamp ass. Come chill with a few cold beverages and laugh at a dummy like me.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2070: Wear White After Labor Day

Date: Saturday, September 11, 2021

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Flagler Trail – Snowhill Road Trailhead
3290 Snow Hill Rod.
Oviedo, FL 32766 (Village of Taintsville)

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Taint no reason not to cum in cesty seconds! Or if you taint here you taint in Taintsville! Fashion be damned! Taint no cares what they say! Shed your cares, cum out pure as the drivin’ Snowhill! It’s CDG’s birthday with spiked cake and spiked watermelon and other goodies. Of course the Fireball Fairy will be in da house! Rock out with your taint out!

~~~~~Please stay home if you’re not feeling well.~~~~~

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2086: Fireball Elves!!! In Celebration

Date: Saturday, December 18, 2021

Hare(s): Gone Incesty Seconds and Cums Dumps Goes

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop, Bar Stop (bring cash & ID!), Mask Recommended

Cash: $7

Start: 
Start at Heritage Hall (park on street)
951 Celebration Ave.
Celebration Florida 34747

Google Map Link

Notes: It’s a celebration in celebration. Come dressed as a fuckin Elf’ and dare to snare an Elfin hare!! Beer stop, shot stop, bar $top (kindly bring mask n $ for bar). Watch for hash ornaments and mystery mistletoe’ A Merry Elf-in Christmas to all!!!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2088: Welcumming 20TuTu with O2

Date: Saturday, January 1, 2022

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes

Meet: 2:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:10 PM
Away: 3:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: Action Church Overflow Parking
1485 Grand Rd
Winter Park Fl 32792

Actual parking is at the corner of Grand Road and Howell Branch Road

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Dust off your Tutus, we’ll be wearing them a lot this year! Bring fixings for mimosas, beer-mosas, bloody-mosas, berry-mosas, etc…
It’s an uncomplicated and dry trail to sooth or improve your hangover mood. The location is the Action Church overflow lot. From Howell Branch road, turn on to Grand road where you can pull off the road and park under the trees nearest the pond. Weather forcast – Sunny 86*

Additional items to bring: Virgins, snivel geers (dry things, coats, boots, phones, new or used panties, whistles, tags, etc), repellant of the bug or bear variety, friends, ex-lovers, and/or virgins.

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2105: It’z Schpringen ze Fist fer der Hashers!

Date: Saturday, April 23, 2022

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and Cums Dumps Goes

Herrs: Faust (Fist) Mich (Me) Sanft (Gently) und Küms (Cums) Dümps (Dumps) Goen ze (Goes)

Meet: 1:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:10 PM
Away: 2:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69 (All Turkey)

Trail Stops: 

Cash: $7

Start: Target
4410 S US Hwy 17 92, Casselberry, FL 32707
(Parking in the rear)

Google Map Link

Notes: 
On After: German American Frühlingsfist (Additional $5 Entry Fee $10 Parking) – link

Read or Don’t Notes: Meet-up will occur in the Target back parking lot on the southern side, near the cargo loading area. You may wear authentic German apparel.

About Spring Fist: Enjoy the very best German American food and folk experience in Orlando- It’s called Gemütlichkeit. Which translates “a warm feeling of comfort, cheer and camaraderie”. So raise your vessels high in a traditional toast… “Zicke, zacke – oy! – oy! – oy!” “Und Prost!!!”

If you made it this far, there’s MORE! We’ll enjoy Music, Bier, Friends, Bierfriends, Bier, Bratwursts, Bier, Wienerschitzel, Bier, Casse, Bier, Pretzels and Bier!!! Also in attendance, Lederhosened men, Der frauen und der damen, Liter sized beer, cheeses, desserts, porta-potties, $10 cemetary parking (Not necessarilly on a grave- but you have to wonder.) AND FREE PARKING AT THE START

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2128: Cuckoo’s Nuts

Date: Saturday, September 10, 2022

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:25 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: McDonalds in the Target Parking Lot
4075 Millenia Blvd, Orlando, FL 32839

Google Map Link

Notes: CDG and Incesty will set the loonys free!! Dress as crazy as you feel, or come as nurses, doctors, or some other dastardly authority figure.

Look for a beverage stop and maybe a few other surprises.
Perlube and On After at near by Fridays or Chevy’s
This trail will meet all of your expectations, if you take your meds beforehand that is.

Park behind McDonalds in the Target Parking Lot
4075 Millenia Blvd, Orlando, FL 32839

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1962: Friday the 13th Full Moon Hash

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers - Full Moon

DATE: Friday, September 13, 2019

HARE: Cums Dumps Goes

START: Mayor Carl Langford Park
1808 E Central Boulevard
Orlando, FL 32802
https://goo.gl/maps/rWTXFyXeWH5jTMdJ8

MEET: 06:30 PM
AWAY: 07:00 PM

CASH: $7 / ***Bring extra cash for beer stops

SHIGGY: 0.69

DETAILS: Why, some say, the Full Moon? Why go there with this troll?

We choose to go the the Full Moon! We choose to go to the Full Moon on Friday the 13th and do the other trails, not just because they are shitty, but because they make us hard! Because that troll will serve to mismanage and measure the worst of our energies and skills, because that shitty trail is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to finish one way or another, and the others, too.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1965: UCF Tailgate Hash

o2h3 #1965: UCF Tailgate Hash

DATE: Saturday Sept 28, 2019

HARES: Cums Dumps Goes & Likes Tiny Dicks

MEET: 03:00 PM
KIT CAR: 03:30 PM
AWAY: Shortly After

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 1.69

START: Valkyrie Donuts (Parking Lot Behind)
12226 Corporate Blvd.
Orlando FL, 32817
https://goo.gl/maps/kU4LNnujppVkKCN87

DETAILS: Cum out dressed in your finest Black and Gold to support our Knights on a trail filled with lots of eye candy! That’s right we will lead you right into the middle of lusty UCF tail-gators where we will imbibe the nectar of the gods (plus shots). After a bit we will continue trail to an undisclosed location so we can accusate our buddies and sing foolish songs!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***