Date: Thursday, January 28
Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and I Think I’m Tile Now
Meet: 6:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:45 PM
Away: 7:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot stop
Cash: $7
Start: 242 N. Orlando Ave, Maitland, FL 32751
Notes:
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, February 27, 2021
Hare(s): Grandpa Has My Dick Pics and Blue Balls On Fire
Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 8.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: 2451 Dean Rd, Union Park, FL 32817
Notes:
RU ready to get a little Japanese experience?
RU ready to have Grandpa make you wet?
RU ready to have blue balls give you some of his warm tasty treats?
RU ready for a shitty trail?
RU ready for this long and hard full moon experience?
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Tuesday, April 27, 2021
Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls and Just Wyatt
Meet: 6:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:30 PM
Away: 6:40 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Beer/shot stop, bar stop (bring cash & ID!), mask recommended
Cash: $7
Start:
Baldwin Park
2501 General Rees Ave., Winter Park, FL 32792
Google Map Link
Notes:
Pink Moon! Get ready for a pavement pounder full of tricks. Wear Pink! Please wear something that is mostly a pink color. Beer/water stop, expected completion time is 8:00-8:30 Bring a mask if you would like to buy concessions.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Wednesday, May 26, 2021
Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls and No Blow
Meet: 6:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:30 PM
Away: 6:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Bar Stop (bring cash & ID!)
Cash: $7
Start:
Trailhead, down by the waterfront in Sanford
Notes:
Wear your best Flower Power garb in honor of our moon. Yes, there will be an extra credit stop on trail so bring cash and ID.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Thursday, June 24, 2021
Hare(s): Likes Tiny Dicks and Dirty Little Not C’s
Meet: 6:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:50 PM
Away: 7:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.6669
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start:
Fort Maitland Park
900 Orlando Ave.
Maitland, FL 32751
Google Map Link
Notes:
Next Thursday two salacious fairies will descend up the hash to tease you gullible wankers under a full rosy red orb. Beware as the “blonde leading the blonde” bribes you mere mortals with sweet treats and love potions. Do you dare to cum out and dance with the green fairy? You may fall under our spell! If so, don yourself with glitter or glowsticks (not Stink) or cum as a donkey!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
DATE: Friday, September 13, 2019
HARE: Cums Dumps Goes
START: Mayor Carl Langford Park
1808 E Central Boulevard
Orlando, FL 32802
https://goo.gl/maps/rWTXFyXeWH5jTMdJ8
MEET: 06:30 PM
AWAY: 07:00 PM
CASH: $7 / ***Bring extra cash for beer stops
SHIGGY: 0.69
DETAILS: Why, some say, the Full Moon? Why go there with this troll?
We choose to go the the Full Moon! We choose to go to the Full Moon on Friday the 13th and do the other trails, not just because they are shitty, but because they make us hard! Because that troll will serve to mismanage and measure the worst of our energies and skills, because that shitty trail is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to finish one way or another, and the others, too.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, July 24, 2021
Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls and Velma’s Bitch
Meet: 2:30 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Beer stop, wet feet are guaranteed!
Cash: $13 (prepay via link below)
Notes:
Registration and prepayment are required for this event. All details, including payment instructions, can be found here. Deadline for registration is Tuesday, July 20, 2021 at 11:59 PM.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
DATE: Tuesday, November 12, 2019
HARE: Orange & Blue Balls
START:
1224 E Anderson St
Orlando, FL 32801
https://goo.gl/maps/1jrX47BYvHartHHb7
MEET: 06:30 PM
AWAY: 07:00 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 0.69
DETAILS: OBB is showing his ass again through the streets of Orlando. On On!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***