$7
Hares: Assblowfistmysis and Glowing Penis
Meet : 3:02pm
Hares away: 3:32pm
Black and Gold Birthday Hash
Shiggy 2.69
Beer/Shot Stop
Dog Friendly
Bldg. 50 Gemini Blvd N, Oviedo, FL 32765
Parking Garage F
Parking Garage F · Bldg. 50 Gemini Blvd N, Oviedo, FL 32765
https://goo.gl/maps/scKRgAw5FeJRbxWQ7
Calling all Cum Laudes to cum for a birthday hash! Drinks and snacks galore for all ya hashing whores. THERE WILL BE CAKE 
Be sure to park on the third floor!
Date: Saturday, July 18 2020
Hare(s): Glowing Penis Hidden Finger & Let Him Finish
Meet: 3:30
Away: 4:15
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split (Yes), Shot Stop (Yes)
Cash: $7
Start: Publix Super Market at University Palms Shopping Center
4250 Alafaya Trail #148,
Oviedo, FL 32765
https://goo.gl/maps/G1FewwYYjnXsfkSE8
Notes: Cum out for a run through the 2nd largest ghost town in the USA…whoops, I mean college campus. There will be a Turkey/Eagle split with a H2O/Beer stop. Dress up as your favorite alien and LTD will cool you down with her slushy concocktion.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, October 24 2020
Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes & Glowing Penis Hidden Finger
Hash Meet: 01:00 PM
Kcar Away: 01:35 PM
Hare Away: 01:45 PM
Shiggy Meter: 01.69
Hash Cash: $7
Start: Pet Smart (South side)
4510 S US Hwy 17 92
Casselberry, FL 32707
https://goo.gl/maps/kZZGnsfEFsMaGhfSA
Hare Notes: Ein Prosit, Ein Prosit!!! It’s that time of year again and can you believe that COVID didn’t effect Oktoberfest!! Zicke, zacke, zicke, zacke!! Hoi! Hoi! Hoi! Cum dressed in your best German dirnl or lederhosen cuz after the hash we are headed (who said head!) over to the fest! Bring a mask to get in. $5 at the gate Check out the link to the fest below.
https://www.orlandogermanclub.com/our-fests/
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, March 13, 2021
Hare(s): Glowing Penis Hidden Finger and Blows On the Go
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar: 3:00 PM
Away: 3:15 PM
Shiggy Level: 6.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start:
1003 Lockwood Blvd, Oviedo, FL 32765
Google Map Link
Notes:
Cum lose an hour of your life on a trail hared by the two most talkative hashers in all of O2H3.
Hare Notes:
-Park to the side of Cafe Panuzzo’s
-Wet feet depending on weather or if you fall at the log crossing
-The log crossing will have a rope for assistance. Those that do not wish to cross may follow the designated sweeper through an alternative trail around it
-Turkey/Eagle split
-Beer stop AND shot stop
-There is a non-zero possibility of seeing mean reptiles on trail
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, May 29, 2021
Hare(s): Glowing Penis Hidden Finger
Meet: 3:00 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 5.69
Trail Stops: Wet feet, Beer/Shot stop
Cash: $7
Start:
Trotwood Park
701 Northern Way, Winter Springs, FL 32708
Notes:
Throw on your red, white, and blue garb and cum pour one out for the souljas. It is recommended you wear your least favorite shoes and socks for the wet feet part of trail.
Trail is not potluck/everyone brings a dish, but we could do this if enough are interested. Trotwood Park does not have grills available for cooking out.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, August 21, 2021
Hare(s): Glowing Finger Hidden Penis and Let Him Finish
Meet: 4:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:30 PM
Away: 4:45 PM
Shiggy Level: -0.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle split, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start:
Behind the Oh! Que Bueno restaurant
1111 S. Semoran Blvd
Google Map Link
Notes:
Ladies and gentlemen, we are happy to inform you that everything is ok. The hares are ok and will be laying the trail this weekend. On a side note, does anyone know how to hare a trail?
If you like airplanes and aviation, cum out and enjoy a special drink to pay tribute.
The Eagle split will have a little bit of shiggy, but not the kind you’re used to.
~~~~~~~~Please stay home if you’re feeling unwell.~~~~~~~~~
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, November 6, 2021
Hare(s): Likes Tiny Dicks and Glowing Penis Hidden Finger
Meet: 12:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 1:00 PM
Away: 1:30 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start:
Parking lot in front of Barbara Ying Center
Parking Lot B7 UCF Campus Orlando, FL 32826
28.595425,-81.201599 * Free parking!
Google Map Link
Notes:
Cum out dressed in your best black and gold to support the Knights homecumming game and follow the hares to a tailgate part filled with tipsy hot coeds! After imbibing and frollicking with the locals the hares will lead you on a turkey/eagle split trail to the nectar of the hash gods.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, February 26, 2022
Hare(s): Glowing Finger Hidden Penis
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away:
Away: 2:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 3.69
Trail Stops: Wet feet, beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start: Lake Jessup North Cameron Tract Trailhead
3823-3919 Cameron Ave, Sanford, FL 32773
Notes: We will be visiting the southeast edge of civilization’s limits in Sanford, FL, where the Lake Jessup Conservation Area meets the beautiful cow pastures. Please be nice to anyone you see. Don’t scare the children. Don’t trespass. Don’t get shot. But enjoy a tasty shot on trail.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, May 28, 2022
Hare(s): Glowing Penis Hidden Finger and Two Men in Me
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away:
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: 150 Cavan Ln,
Orlando, FL 32828
Notes: This Memorial day we remember the uhh.. uhm…
RED WHITE AND BLUE! Wear it! or be tried for high treason!
Cum show your gratitude for the souljas by hashing this weekend… because freedom.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, June 18, 2022
Hare(s): Two Men In Me and Glowing Penis Hidden Finger
Meet: 3:01 PM
Kitcar Away:
Away: 3:46 PM
Shiggy Level: 4.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: East Coast Believers Church
3053 W State Rd 426, Oviedo, FL 32765
Notes: In honor of Father’s Day, I have stolen an old 2014 trail of CDG’s and made it worse. New fences have been erected in the area. More properties have been sold and privatized. But it is still possible to hash in Bertha, FL. Low shiggy for Turkeys, but shiggy socks are highly recommended for Eagles.
Cum out and show us your dad joke.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***