o2h3 #2030: Cums Dumps The Resolutions

Date: Saturday, January 2, 2021

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 2:30 PM

Kit Car: 2:50 PM

Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 7562 University Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792, USA 

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Forget everything and Cums Dumps your resolutions in the new year.

Wear festive but very rumpled New Years hangover attire. Expect a beverage stop silliness. We reside in Floriduh, so wet feet always a possibility. Kit Kar will transport your snivel gear if needed.

Start near Devaney’s – Look for idiots at the front and center of the plaza entrance at Aloma SR426

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o2h3 #2027: Where’s ma’ Ho-Ho-Ho’s Hash!!!

Date: Saturday

Hare(s): Gone Incesty Seconds & Just Ahmed

Meet: 2:30 PM

Kit Car: 3:00 PM

Away: 3:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: Beer stop/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: Park behind ICEBAR, 8967 International Dr, Orlando, FL 32819

Google Maps Link:  Park here

Notes: Alright kids… Rock your Christmas tree attire or at least a Santa hat and receive Christmas gifts at the On-In!!! Woohoo!!!

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o2h3 #2070: Wear White After Labor Day

Date: Saturday, September 11, 2021

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Flagler Trail – Snowhill Road Trailhead
3290 Snow Hill Rod.
Oviedo, FL 32766 (Village of Taintsville)

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Taint no reason not to cum in cesty seconds! Or if you taint here you taint in Taintsville! Fashion be damned! Taint no cares what they say! Shed your cares, cum out pure as the drivin’ Snowhill! It’s CDG’s birthday with spiked cake and spiked watermelon and other goodies. Of course the Fireball Fairy will be in da house! Rock out with your taint out!

~~~~~Please stay home if you’re not feeling well.~~~~~

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o2h3 #2086: Fireball Elves!!! In Celebration

Date: Saturday, December 18, 2021

Hare(s): Gone Incesty Seconds and Cums Dumps Goes

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop, Bar Stop (bring cash & ID!), Mask Recommended

Cash: $7

Start: 
Start at Heritage Hall (park on street)
951 Celebration Ave.
Celebration Florida 34747

Google Map Link

Notes: It’s a celebration in celebration. Come dressed as a fuckin Elf’ and dare to snare an Elfin hare!! Beer stop, shot stop, bar $top (kindly bring mask n $ for bar). Watch for hash ornaments and mystery mistletoe’ A Merry Elf-in Christmas to all!!!

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o2h3 #2128: Cuckoo’s Nuts

Date: Saturday, September 10, 2022

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:25 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: McDonalds in the Target Parking Lot
4075 Millenia Blvd, Orlando, FL 32839

Google Map Link

Notes: CDG and Incesty will set the loonys free!! Dress as crazy as you feel, or come as nurses, doctors, or some other dastardly authority figure.

Look for a beverage stop and maybe a few other surprises.
Perlube and On After at near by Fridays or Chevy’s
This trail will meet all of your expectations, if you take your meds beforehand that is.

Park behind McDonalds in the Target Parking Lot
4075 Millenia Blvd, Orlando, FL 32839

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o2h3 #2144: Merry Elf-Mas!!!

Date: Saturday, December 17, 2022

Hare(s): Gone Incesty Seconds and Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop, BAR Stop (bring cash & ID!)

Cash: $7

Start: On the Grass!! Corner of Celebration and Starling.
Directly behind!! 624 Wisteria Lane, Celebration Florida 34747

Google Map Link

Notes: 
No silent night, no holy night…
all is not calm, all is quite right…
come drink shots, and beer tonight’
Don ye’ Elf attire, run and sing by the fire-ball…

…It’s Christmas Hash time again you naughty elves!! Hoping to see you all at the ELF-RUN!! ON-ON!!!

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