|Title:||Wiener Appreciation Trail|
|Date:||Saturday, February 18 2023|
|Hare(s):||Minor Mousticle Queef & Just Johnathan|
|Kitcar Away:||2:00 PM|
|Hare Away:||2:15 PM|
|Trail Info:||Beer/Shot Stop|
|Location Name:||Havertys Furniture Outlet, West Parking Lot|
|Address:||4545 E Colonial Dr, Orlando, FL 32803|
|Google Map Link:||https://goo.gl/maps/nT6zSdN84NZAN9zv6|
|Hare Notes:||Winter is cumming! Actually, it already came. And that fat squirrel in PA says we get another 6 weeks. Lest we be unappreciative pricks, lets have a trail that not only appreciates pricks but one where we can all be wieners. Even if the temperature may result in shrinkage.
Dress for suck-secks can be as any notable Woody, Johnson, Richard, Harry, cock or meat product, etc. Or just kilt it up for show & tell!
Ending will feature a naming for some dickhead.
Date: Saturday, January 29, 2022
Hare(s): Let Him Finish and Just Johnathan
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 8.69
Trail Stops: Wet feet, Beer/shot stop
Start: DUO58 Community Coffee Bar & Cafe
2842 S. Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32828
Let’s finish off January with a bang. This week’s forecast includes a potential naming of one Just Johnathan, and a whole lot of cold ass weather to go along with it. You may want to bring a jacket, because the temperature may reach lows of what can only be described as “taint-blisteringly” cold. But don’t worry, there will be plenty of shiggy on trail to keep you warm on trail. We will also have a beer stop on trail, fire at the end, and plenty of stupid shit along the way. Also I was just joking about the whole “mud” thing, there definitely will not be any mud on trail, you can trust me.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***