Hash Cash: | $7 |
O2H3 #: | 2153 |
Title: | Wiener Appreciation Trail |
Date: | Saturday, February 18 2023 |
Hare(s): | Minor Mousticle Queef & Just Johnathan |
Meet: | 1:30 PM |
Kitcar Away: | 2:00 PM |
Hare Away: | 2:15 PM |
Shiggy Meter: | 0.69 |
Trail Info: | Beer/Shot Stop |
Location Name: | Havertys Furniture Outlet, West Parking Lot |
Address: | 4545 E Colonial Dr, Orlando, FL 32803 |
Google Map Link: | https://goo.gl/maps/nT6zSdN84NZAN9zv6 |
Hare Notes: | Winter is cumming! Actually, it already came. And that fat squirrel in PA says we get another 6 weeks. Lest we be unappreciative pricks, lets have a trail that not only appreciates pricks but one where we can all be wieners. Even if the temperature may result in shrinkage.
Dress for suck-secks can be as any notable Woody, Johnson, Richard, Harry, cock or meat product, etc. Or just kilt it up for show & tell! Ending will feature a naming for some dickhead. |
Just Johnathan
o2h3 #2092: There will be mud
Date: Saturday, January 29, 2022
Hare(s): Let Him Finish and Just Johnathan
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 8.69
Trail Stops: Wet feet, Beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start: DUO58 Community Coffee Bar & Cafe
2842 S. Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32828
Notes:
Let’s finish off January with a bang. This week’s forecast includes a potential naming of one Just Johnathan, and a whole lot of cold ass weather to go along with it. You may want to bring a jacket, because the temperature may reach lows of what can only be described as “taint-blisteringly” cold. But don’t worry, there will be plenty of shiggy on trail to keep you warm on trail. We will also have a beer stop on trail, fire at the end, and plenty of stupid shit along the way. Also I was just joking about the whole “mud” thing, there definitely will not be any mud on trail, you can trust me.
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