DATE: Saturday September 21, 2019
HARES: Orange and Blue Balls & Kiddus Interruptus
MEET: 02:45 PM
AWAY: 03:30 PM (Depending on the Gators game)
SHIGGY: 3.69 Turkey / 7.69 Eagle
210 Wekiva Park Dr
Sanford, FL 32771
DETAILS: This is an OBB patch qualifier trail. However, in order to qualify for the patch, you must first pass the test. So choose wisely! I’ll give you a hint, Turkey Trail hashers will NOT qualify. This patch requires purity of mind, body and soul. Therefore, it requires baptism by water. Yep, you saw it coming. And by it, I mean shiggy. And by shiggy, I mean prolonged stretches of mud, water and muddy water. So bring a change of clothes or a towel or whatever you deem necessary to make it possible to drive home afterwards. But really, the river will clean you up. All you need is a towel and dry clothes.
I will have hot dogs, buns and fixings for circle. I will have the fire pit ready if there is need or want. And if I can convince my co-hare to make a rum cake…
Ps. Due to unforeseen technical difficulties, namely procrastination, the patches will not be ready for distribution at the conclusion of the hash. But fear not, I will take a photo of all worthy hashers who will receive said patch at my earliest convenience.
Pss. Almost forgot to mention this. The patch qualifier ends in a beautiful beer mile. That’s right, you get to view chickens, turkeys, goats, sheep, donkeys and a parrot as you burp your way through that last trying mile.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***