o2h3 #1968: Dress Like a Dork Day Hash

o2h3 #1968: Dress Like a Dork Day Hash

DATE: Saturday October 19, 2019

HARES: Kiddus Interruptus & Dick Jockey

MEET: 03:00 PM
KIT CAR: 03:30 PM
AWAY: 04:00 PM

CASH: $7 w/ bar stop on trail. Bring extra $

SHIGGY: +/- 4.69

START: Giovanni’s Italian Restaurant
875 Rinehart Rd
Lake Mary, FL 32746
https://goo.gl/maps/jF5qLjCYLw25gCfw8

DETAILS: Dorks are social misfits who are out-of-touch, which leads to them looking or acting odd around others. By that criteria, half-mind hashers should just cum dressed like themselves. Trail will have a bar stop so make sure to bring $ on trail. On On!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1967: Come Out With Pride Hash!

o2h3 #1967: Come Out With Pride Hash!

DATE: Saturday October 12, 2019

HARES: Kiddus Interruptus & Stink Stick

MEET: 01:30 PM
KIT CAR: 02:00 PM
AWAY: 02:15 PM

CASH: $7 w/ bar stop on trail. Bring extra $

SHIGGY: +/- 2.69 w/ Turkey/Eagle splits

START:
734 Irma Ave
Orlando, FL 32803
Park on the street on either side of Irma Ave
https://goo.gl/maps/BRZqU1rvtcEXwBYm8

DETAILS: Alright Wankers, its time to get your gay asses out of the closet! Dress in your finest rainbow gear and run the gayest trail in town as the City of Orlando celebrates Come Out with Pride. Trail will have turkey/eagle splits, and a bar stop so make sure to bring $ on trail. The Pride festivities begin at noon at Lake Eola and run all day with the big finish, fireworks, at 9:00 p.m.

https://comeoutwithpride.com/festival/

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1966: World Teachers’ Day Hash

o2h3 #1966: World Teachers' Day Hash

DATE: Saturday October 5, 2019

HARES: Vagina Bitch & Kiddus Interruptus

MEET: 03:00 PM
KIT CAR: 03:30 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: +/- 3.69

START: Save-A-Lot
823 E Semoran Blvd
Apopka, FL 32703
https://goo.gl/maps/SzmkhfURXYXNR2wt6

DETAILS: Cum on out to Apopka for a trail that will leave your cravings for boobies satisfied. Your fine Harriettes guarantee good school boys and girls will see tits on trail. Shot stop/water stop. Don’t forget to bring an apple for the teachers…

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1964: OBB’s Patch Challenge Hash

o2h3 #1964: OBB's Patch Challenge Hash

DATE: Saturday September 21, 2019

HARES: Orange and Blue Balls & Kiddus Interruptus

MEET: 02:45 PM
AWAY: 03:30 PM (Depending on the Gators game)

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 3.69 Turkey / 7.69 Eagle

START:
210 Wekiva Park Dr
Sanford, FL 32771
https://goo.gl/maps/BQhtibz2u8K9cXpJ7

DETAILS: This is an OBB patch qualifier trail. However, in order to qualify for the patch, you must first pass the test. So choose wisely! I’ll give you a hint, Turkey Trail hashers will NOT qualify. This patch requires purity of mind, body and soul. Therefore, it requires baptism by water. Yep, you saw it coming. And by it, I mean shiggy. And by shiggy, I mean prolonged stretches of mud, water and muddy water. So bring a change of clothes or a towel or whatever you deem necessary to make it possible to drive home afterwards. But really, the river will clean you up. All you need is a towel and dry clothes.

I will have hot dogs, buns and fixings for circle. I will have the fire pit ready if there is need or want. And if I can convince my co-hare to make a rum cake…

Ps. Due to unforeseen technical difficulties, namely procrastination, the patches will not be ready for distribution at the conclusion of the hash. But fear not, I will take a photo of all worthy hashers who will receive said patch at my earliest convenience.

Pss. Almost forgot to mention this. The patch qualifier ends in a beautiful beer mile. That’s right, you get to view chickens, turkeys, goats, sheep, donkeys and a parrot as you burp your way through that last trying mile.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1963: Cream-Filled Donut Day Hash

o2h3 #1963: Cream-Filled Donut Day Hash

DATE: Saturday September 14, 2019

HARES: Kiddus Interruptus & Dick Jockey

MEET: 04:00 PM
AWAY: 04:30 PM

CASH: $7 / ***Bring extra cash for beer stop

SHIGGY: 6.69 with Turkey/Eagle split

START: EPIC Theatres at Lee Vista
5901 Hazeltine National Dr
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/uoJ2uZGBkaxmA1zu9

DETAILS: Because OBB is a pansy (and didn’t have a trail rec’d anyhow), DJ and Kiddus are the hares. In honor of National Cream-Filled Donut Day, this hash will be fun filled with a Turkey/Eagle split, donut stop, and beer stop all on trail. Also your feet will get wet. On On!!!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***