Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2281
Title: Chernobyl Analversary Fallout Trail
Date: Saturday, April 26 2025
Hare(s): Mousticle and No Toe
Trail length (miles): 3.69
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Hare Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Meter: 3.69
Trail Info: Beer/Shot Stop
Location Name: Sanlando Trailhead
Address: Behind Santiago’s Bodega on SR 434, use Commerce Park Dr. and turn North at the green crosswalk. Overflow parking at Starbucks 1195 Spring Centre S Blvd, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714
Google Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/NhgeFkaHh5QHomyC8
Hare Notes: Come party like it’s 1986 for 3.6 Roentgen (or miles) of fun. If you survive the trail half-life then free beer and vodka-infused fuel rod shot stop for you! If you survive the entire trail you will gain the ability to count to 31 on one hand.
Minor Mousticle Queef
O2H3 #2249
Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2249
Title: Escape from Lake Mary
Date: Saturday, September 28 2024
Hare(s): Mousticle + Bucocky
Trail length (miles): 4.0
Meet: 2:15 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:45 PM
Hare Away: 3:00 PM
Shiggy Meter: 2.69
Trail Info: BAR Stop (bring cash & ID!)
Location Name: Lake Mary Tennis Center
Address: 515 Roland Garros Ln, Lake Mary, FL 32746
Google Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/pTb4J9wrn9Wu9cGs9
Hare Notes: Lake Mary police love the hash! Mousticle had a friendly conversation with them back in 2022. OBB in 2023. Lets see if 2024 makes 3rd time the charm.
Back the blue as we may just have a “social check” by their HQ. Indulge in the bar stop provided by the hares. Possibly refrain if you have any outstanding warrants
O2H3 #2193
| Hash Cash: | $7 |
| O2H3 #: | 2193 |
| Title: | Hallow-Pubcrawl in Mills 50 |
| Date: | Saturday, October 28 2023 |
| Hare(s): | Bukkake Moon & Minor Mousticle Queef |
| Meet: | 12PM |
| Kitcar Away: | 00:00 PM |
| Hare Away: | 12:30 PM |
| Shiggy Meter: | 1 |
| Trail Info: | BAR Stop (bring cash & ID!) |
| Location Name: | Lake Highland Park |
| Address: | 1132 Ferris Avenue, Orlando, FL 32803 |
| Google Map Link: | https://www.google.com/maps/place/1132+Ferris+Ave,+Orlando,+FL+32803/@28.5611339,-81.368643,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x88e77aecb5d52dd9:0xabaedb42aa7fa3a7!8m2!3d28.5611339!4d-81.368643!16s%2Fg%2F11tmqff29r?entry=ttu |
| Hare Notes: | 5 bar pub crawl! Bring cash and ID and wear a costume!Note the earlier start time. Let’s see if we can get ahead of all the muggles who caught on that this is the best drinking day of the year. More drinks for us!
Also, Happy Halloween~ |
O2H3 # 2165-Getting Lei’d
| Hash Cash: | $7 |
| O2H3 #: | 2165 |
| Title: | We’re All Getting Lei’d |
| Date: | Saturday, April 29 2023 |
| Hare(s): | Bucocky Moon & Minor Mouseticle Queef + Mystery Hare |
| Meet: | 2:30 PM |
| Kitcar Away: | 3:00 PM |
| Hare Away: | 3:15 PM |
| Shiggy Meter: | 2.69 |
| Trail Info: | Beer/Shot Stop |
| Location Name: | Crealde School of Art |
| Address: | 600 St. Andrews Blvd. Winter Park, FL 32792 (Parking area to the right of the Publix parking lot) |
| Google Map Link: | https://www.google.com/maps/search/28.602391,+-81.320995?shorturl=1 |
| Hare Notes: | This weekend, back in 1900, Hawaii became a US territory. Cum celebrate by wearing your tackiest of Hawaiian shirts, grass skirts, surfer attire, or anything spam. First 30 hashers guaranteed to get lei’d |
O2H3 #2153-Wiener Appreciation
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| Hash Cash: | $7 |
| O2H3 #: | 2153 |
| Title: | Wiener Appreciation Trail |
| Date: | Saturday, February 18 2023 |
| Hare(s): | Minor Mousticle Queef & Just Johnathan |
| Meet: | 1:30 PM |
| Kitcar Away: | 2:00 PM |
| Hare Away: | 2:15 PM |
| Shiggy Meter: | 0.69 |
| Trail Info: | Beer/Shot Stop |
| Location Name: | Havertys Furniture Outlet, West Parking Lot |
| Address: | 4545 E Colonial Dr, Orlando, FL 32803 |
| Google Map Link: | https://goo.gl/maps/nT6zSdN84NZAN9zv6 |
| Hare Notes: | Winter is cumming! Actually, it already came. And that fat squirrel in PA says we get another 6 weeks. Lest we be unappreciative pricks, lets have a trail that not only appreciates pricks but one where we can all be wieners. Even if the temperature may result in shrinkage.
Dress for suck-secks can be as any notable Woody, Johnson, Richard, Harry, cock or meat product, etc. Or just kilt it up for show & tell! Ending will feature a naming for some dickhead. |
o2h3 #2050: Operation Soldiers Creek
Date: Saturday, May 8, 2021
Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef and Just Bryan
Meet: 2:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:00 PM
Away: 3:15 PM
Shiggy Level: 4.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start:
Soldiers Creek Park
2400 FL-419
Longwood, FL 32750
Notes: Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to penetrate deep into the bush and liberate members of the mini-bottle tribe held hostage by the piñata federation. Be on the lookout for kamikazes and boobie traps. Optional commando or dress like a reject from the A-Team theme.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
o2h3 #2096: An Itchy and Scratchy Trail
Date: Saturday, February 19, 2022
Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef and Bucocky Moon
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Bar stop (bring cash and ID)
Cash: $7
Start: Parking lot *behind* Ichigo Ichie Buffet
3611 S Orlando Dr, Sanford, FL 32773
Notes: U came in your red dress last weekend. How embarrassing! And now things are a little itchy. Maybe you’ve been scratchy. Either way, this is a trail to lube up your special parts again.
Bar stops will be provided. First rounds are on the hare. Bring ID and cash/card if you yearn for more hydration and extra credit.
Optional theme of homicidal cat & mouse or general cartoon mayhem.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
o2h3 #2115: Purple Rain
Date: Saturday, June 25, 2022
Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef and Blee Blah Blue Blah
Meet: 3:oo PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Best Buy (West parking lot)
597 W State Rd 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714
Notes: Today marks the 38th anal-versary of when Prince and the Revolution released Purple Rain. Some of us hashers were alive when that happened. More amazingly, some AARP can actually remember the 80s!
Since he’s pushing up daisies right now, expect some shin-high shiggy. Try not to go crazy as you batdance across it. Don yourself in purple and/or your most princely or princessly attire. Ascots and raspberry berets also welcumed. Any RA or Jr RA in attendance will need to do a down down if there is any actual rain that is not purple.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
o2h3 #2119: Spaced Race
Date: Saturday, July 16, 2022
Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef & Bucocky Moon
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Lake Howell Square
1241 FL-436, Casselberry, FL 32707
Notes: Today marks the the 53rd anal-versary of the Apollo 11 landing on the moon. Or so the Germans would have us believe. We could ask our AARP if it was real but they were probably too drunk even back then.
Cum dressed like you’re taking a side. NASA or other ass-naught attire if it might have happened. Alien attire if you think the earthlings were probed first. Dress like a German if it was a lie or you just like wearing leather & listening to Rammstein.
Channel your inner Buzzed Aldrin. Your outer E.T. the Extra Testicular. And your closet Wiener von Bohner.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
o2h3 #2129: Ass Cream Trail
Date: Saturday, September 17, 2022
Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef and Randy Savaged Up the Ass
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: BAR Stop (bring cash & ID)
Cash: $7
Start: Back lot of SSC Sanford/Lake Mary Campus
Campus Lane, Sanford, FL 32773
Notes: What would a hasher do for a Klondike bar? What wouldn’t they do might be a better question!
Join your chocolate & vanilla hares for hashy tricks and ice cream treats. And beer, glorious beer! Beat the heat and cool your meat.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***