o2h3 #2136: Greatest Beer Run Ever – Guy Fawkes Day

Date: Saturday, November 5, 2022

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently, Minor Mousticle Queef, and Just Johnny

Meet: 1:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:00 PM
Away: 2:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: BAR Stop (bring cash & ID!)

Cash: $7

Start: Behind Bealls Outlet, park in-front or beside
949 W State Rd 434, Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: Remember, remember the 5th of November, gunpowder, treason and plot.

Cum celebrate in style as your hares adorn you with Guy Fawkes masks and a trail to remember. With not one but two bar stops to powder your keg. Perhaps with a visit to the authorities along the way.

And if the day wasn’t gay enough we’ll also have a naming for Just Johnny.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2129: Ass Cream Trail

Date: Saturday, September 17, 2022

Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef and Randy Savaged Up the Ass

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: BAR Stop (bring cash & ID)

Cash: $7

Start: Back lot of SSC Sanford/Lake Mary Campus
Campus Lane, Sanford, FL 32773

Google Map Link

Notes: What would a hasher do for a Klondike bar? What wouldn’t they do might be a better question!

Join your chocolate & vanilla hares for hashy tricks and ice cream treats. And beer, glorious beer! Beat the heat and cool your meat.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2119: Spaced Race

Date: Saturday, July 16, 2022

Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef & Bucocky Moon

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Lake Howell Square
1241 FL-436, Casselberry, FL 32707

Google Map Link

Notes: Today marks the the 53rd anal-versary of the Apollo 11 landing on the moon. Or so the Germans would have us believe. We could ask our AARP if it was real but they were probably too drunk even back then.

Cum dressed like you’re taking a side. NASA or other ass-naught attire if it might have happened. Alien attire if you think the earthlings were probed first. Dress like a German if it was a lie or you just like wearing leather & listening to Rammstein.

Channel your inner Buzzed Aldrin. Your outer E.T. the Extra Testicular. And your closet Wiener von Bohner.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2115: Purple Rain

Date: Saturday, June 25, 2022

Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef and Blee Blah Blue Blah

Meet: 3:oo PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Best Buy (West parking lot)
597 W State Rd 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714

Google Map Link

Notes: Today marks the 38th anal-versary of when Prince and the Revolution released Purple Rain. Some of us hashers were alive when that happened. More amazingly, some AARP can actually remember the 80s!

Since he’s pushing up daisies right now, expect some shin-high shiggy. Try not to go crazy as you batdance across it. Don yourself in purple and/or your most princely or princessly attire. Ascots and raspberry berets also welcumed. Any RA or Jr RA in attendance will need to do a down down if there is any actual rain that is not purple.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2096: An Itchy and Scratchy Trail

Date: Saturday, February 19, 2022

Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef and Bucocky Moon

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Bar stop (bring cash and ID)

Cash: $7

Start: Parking lot *behind* Ichigo Ichie Buffet
3611 S Orlando Dr, Sanford, FL 32773

Google Map Link

Notes: U came in your red dress last weekend. How embarrassing! And now things are a little itchy. Maybe you’ve been scratchy. Either way, this is a trail to lube up your special parts again.

Bar stops will be provided. First rounds are on the hare. Bring ID and cash/card if you yearn for more hydration and extra credit.

Optional theme of homicidal cat & mouse or general cartoon mayhem.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2050: Operation Soldiers Creek

Date: Saturday, May 8, 2021

Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef and Just Bryan

Meet: 2:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:00 PM
Away: 3:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start:
Soldiers Creek Park
2400 FL-419
Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to penetrate deep into the bush and liberate members of the mini-bottle tribe held hostage by the piñata federation. Be on the lookout for kamikazes and boobie traps. Optional commando or dress like a reject from the A-Team theme.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2013: SemenHole College Hash

Date: Saturday, September 26 2020

Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef & Bukkake Moon

Hash Meet: 03:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 04:00 PM
Hare Away: 04:15 PM

Shiggy Meter: 1.69

Trail Info: Shot Stop

Hash Cash: $7

Start: Filomena’s Pizzeria & Ristorante
3590 N US HWY 17-92
Lake Mary, FL 32746
https://g.page/filomenaspizza?share

Hare Notes: Homecumming may be cancelled this Fall but you can still strut your stuff across campus. It’s college so there will be a shots at “mid-terms”. Be sure to study hard so you can pass out on your finals.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2007: Downtown Sanford Hash

Date: Saturday, August 22 2020

Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef & Just Valentino

Meet: 03:15 PM
Kitcar: 03:45 PM
Away: 04:00 PM

Shiggy Meter: 1.69

Hash Cash: $7

Start: Hood Avenue Parking Lot
116 N Hood Ave
Sanford, FL 32771
https://goo.gl/maps/NvmHcmzLUkPGn4Tx5

Hare Notes: Cum hash through our historic drinking town with a fishing problem. Paved trail with an H20/Beer stop and a few mini bottles along the way. Plus a few spots to take pictures. We’ll also have a naming for the co-hare.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***