Stink Stick

O2H3 #2162

Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2162
Title: Easter Stuff in Three Shit Stools
Date: Saturday, April 8 2023
Hare(s): Hot Wet Discharge and Stink Stick
Meet: 02:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 02:40 PM
Hare Away: 03:00 PM
Shiggy Meter: 2.69
Trail Info: Beer/Shot Stop
Location Name: Hourglass Brewery (Longwood)
Address: 480 S Ronald Reagan Blvd Ste 1020, Longwood, FL 32750
Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/uxWNnhz5miuHGWHSA
Hare Notes: Pre-lube at Hourglass in Longwood about 1pm. Dog friendly trail. Combinations hot stop and easter treats. Butt stuff (bring your mom)

O2H3 #2161-Full STPink Moon

Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2161
Title: The Pink Moon Stink Moon train hash. (I’m not twerking on the Railroad, hash)
Date: Thursday, April 6 2023
Hare(s): Stinkus Stickus, and Misery Hare
Meet: 05:50 PM
Kitcar Away: 006:20 PM
Hare Away: 07:10 PM
Shiggy Meter: 0.69
Location Name: Maitland Train Station
Address: Maitland Train Station
801 Orlando Ave, Maitland, FL 32751
Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/hT5ucfDUfgcjwuak9
Hare Notes: We will meet at the Maitland train station and take the 6:53 north bound train to the Altamonte station and then trail will start at that location soon after. This will be a sweet little run with a mystery hare with a sweet little moon…. it may be hot, shit could catch on fire, bitches!!!
Please cum

o2h3 #2133: Shitty Trail

Date: Saturday, October 15, 2022

Hare(s): Stink Stick and possible mystery hare

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:45 PM
Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start:  Maitland Train Station
801 Orlando Ave, Maitland, FL 32751

Google Map Link

Notes: This is a tutorial on how to do a shitty trail. Bring very low expectation for a really good time.

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o2h3 #1961: Dorian & Mamm’s Went Away Trail! (Aww…. we miss them both)

o2h3 #1961: Dorian and Mamm's went away trail!

DATE: Saturday September 7, 2019

HARE: Stink Stick

MEET: 03:30 PM
AWAY: 04:15 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 2.69

START: Mulligans Restaurant & Bar
165 Wekiva Springs Rd #193
Longwood, FL 32779
https://goo.gl/maps/YUkgTt43MVr8AZZa9

DETAILS: Real boring trail with very little shiggy, no water or rain to run through, a beer/water check, under 4 miles with a turdunken split, some cut throughs, lots of trees, birds and shit along the way. On On!!!

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o2h3 #1959: Follow the Clampetts to the Cement Pond Hash!

o2h3 #1959: Follow the Clampetts to the Cement Pond Hash!

o2h3 #1959: Follow the Clampetts to the Cement Pond Hash!

DATE: Saturday August 24, 2019

THEME: Beverly Hillbilly’s (w/ pool, food, and beer after circle)

HARES: Stink Stick & Just Sharon (Naming Hash)

MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:15 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 2.69 Shiggy Socks Recommended w/ Turkey/Eagle split

START: Dental World, Inc.
1250 W State Rd 434
Longwood, FL 32750
https://goo.gl/maps/NbLHnmVyr9LnHqpr7

DETAILS: Uncle Jed say’s, “Ya’ll come down yonder to the swimmin hole and skinny dip fer a spell… With some vittles and brews on after (swim suits or birthday suits applicable). On On!!!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1973: Lit As Fuck!

O2H3 #1973: LIT AS FUCK!

DATE: Saturday November 16, 2019

HARE: Stink Stick

MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 6.96 wear shiggy socks or cry

START: Under the Snow Hill Bridge at the Little Big Econlockhatchee River (south side)
2000 Snow Hill Rd
Chuluota, FL 32766
https://goo.gl/maps/wQ8KK85tGrdoEJT29

DETAILS: It’s all about getting Lit. Trail is a little moist, but package should stay dry. Fire at circle, in the woods. On On!

***Start is under the bridge with access on the south side of bridge. Follow the google map link for easiest navigation.

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o2h3 #1967: Come Out With Pride Hash!

o2h3 #1967: Come Out With Pride Hash!

DATE: Saturday October 12, 2019

HARES: Kiddus Interruptus & Stink Stick

MEET: 01:30 PM
KIT CAR: 02:00 PM
AWAY: 02:15 PM

CASH: $7 w/ bar stop on trail. Bring extra $

SHIGGY: +/- 2.69 w/ Turkey/Eagle splits

START:
734 Irma Ave
Orlando, FL 32803
Park on the street on either side of Irma Ave
https://goo.gl/maps/BRZqU1rvtcEXwBYm8

DETAILS: Alright Wankers, its time to get your gay asses out of the closet! Dress in your finest rainbow gear and run the gayest trail in town as the City of Orlando celebrates Come Out with Pride. Trail will have turkey/eagle splits, and a bar stop so make sure to bring $ on trail. The Pride festivities begin at noon at Lake Eola and run all day with the big finish, fireworks, at 9:00 p.m.

https://comeoutwithpride.com/festival/

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1969: Menage a Trois Part 1

o2h3 #1969: Ménage à trois Trail 1

DATE: Saturday October 26, 2019

HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch

MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:00 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 3+ (the hares are wearing shiggy socks)
“Live” turkey/eagle split/challenge
Beer/water check

START: Epass Service Center
762 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/4CruoqxknT7z269v8

DETAILS: It is the first running of the soon to be legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s also the 1969th running of O2H3!

Quicker, Stink and Velma’s have put all five of their heads together (go ahead and take a moment for that visual) and have cum up with an intriguing combination of never seen before trails, twists and horribly delivered sexual innuendos. There will be a chance to win a grand prize for all of the hashers that have half of a mind to figure out the mystery linking all three of these ménage à trois trails together, (to be determined at the final trail on November 9th)

 *** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1970: Menage a Trois Part 2

o2h3 #1970: Menage a Trois Part 2

DATE: Saturday November 2, 2019

HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch

MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check

START: Dollar General
911 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/NK3pivLkYgJEqySSA

DETAILS: It is the second running of the almost legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1970th cumming of O2H3.

Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are exhausted after going at it for hours, but don’t you worry, they will pull it out long enough to give you a marginally awesome trail! Yet again they have cum up with an intriguing combination of never seen before trails, twists and some pathetically delivered sexual visuals.

Note; There will be a chance to win a grand prize for all of the hashers that have half of a mind to figure out the mystery linking all three of these ménage à trois trails together, (to be determined at the final trail on November 9th).

P.S. It is not lost on the hares that the address is 911. (could that be a clue?)

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o2h3 #1971: Menage a Trois Part 3

o2h3 #1971: Ménage à trois Trail 3

DATE: Saturday November 9, 2019

HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch

MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:15 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check

START:
733 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/pqgVa8rEJH6yA85P8

DETAILS: It is the third and final running of the not so legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1971th cumming of O2H3.

Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are totally out of ideas. The pack “yet again” sang them the shitty trail song…
After at least an hour or so of wrecking trail, and downing countless beers, the hares are promising the pack the shittiest of trails yet! They said, “We don’t even like you all anyway!” Quicker said something else, but most of her orifices were very busy, so my best guess is….”fuck you! you fuckin fucks!”, or something along those lines.

Contest Finally! 
Your chance to win the grand prize will be at the start of circle. For everyone that whispers the correct answer (of what they think links all three ménage à trois trails) to a designated hare. They will then receive a ticket for a chance to win the grand prize. One that’s sure to quench their thirst! A second prize may happen. On On!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***