O2H3 #2162

Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2162
Title: Easter Stuff in Three Shit Stools
Date: Saturday, April 8 2023
Hare(s): Hot Wet Discharge and Stink Stick
Meet: 02:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 02:40 PM
Hare Away: 03:00 PM
Shiggy Meter: 2.69
Trail Info: Beer/Shot Stop
Location Name: Hourglass Brewery (Longwood)
Address: 480 S Ronald Reagan Blvd Ste 1020, Longwood, FL 32750
Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/uxWNnhz5miuHGWHSA
Hare Notes: Pre-lube at Hourglass in Longwood about 1pm. Dog friendly trail. Combinations hot stop and easter treats. Butt stuff (bring your mom)

O2H3 #2161-Full STPink Moon

Hash Cash: $7
O2H3 #: 2161
Title: The Pink Moon Stink Moon train hash. (I’m not twerking on the Railroad, hash)
Date: Thursday, April 6 2023
Hare(s): Stinkus Stickus, and Misery Hare
Meet: 05:50 PM
Kitcar Away: 006:20 PM
Hare Away: 07:10 PM
Shiggy Meter: 0.69
Location Name: Maitland Train Station
Address: Maitland Train Station
801 Orlando Ave, Maitland, FL 32751
Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/hT5ucfDUfgcjwuak9
Hare Notes: We will meet at the Maitland train station and take the 6:53 north bound train to the Altamonte station and then trail will start at that location soon after. This will be a sweet little run with a mystery hare with a sweet little moon…. it may be hot, shit could catch on fire, bitches!!!
Please cum

o2h3 #1971: Menage a Trois Part 3

o2h3 #1971: Ménage à trois Trail 3

DATE: Saturday November 9, 2019

HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch

MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:15 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check

START:
733 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/pqgVa8rEJH6yA85P8

DETAILS: It is the third and final running of the not so legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1971th cumming of O2H3.

Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are totally out of ideas. The pack “yet again” sang them the shitty trail song…
After at least an hour or so of wrecking trail, and downing countless beers, the hares are promising the pack the shittiest of trails yet! They said, “We don’t even like you all anyway!” Quicker said something else, but most of her orifices were very busy, so my best guess is….”fuck you! you fuckin fucks!”, or something along those lines.

Contest Finally! 
Your chance to win the grand prize will be at the start of circle. For everyone that whispers the correct answer (of what they think links all three ménage à trois trails) to a designated hare. They will then receive a ticket for a chance to win the grand prize. One that’s sure to quench their thirst! A second prize may happen. On On!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1975: The Final Trail

O2H3 #1975: The Final Trail

DATE: Saturday November 30, 2019

HARE: Stink Stick

MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: .069

START: Maitland Breakfast Club
745 Orienta Ave #1061
Altamonte Springs, FL 32701
https://goo.gl/maps/DqmfCGjX7agjLy6T9

DETAILS: The Haring-est Hare of 2019 will be doing his last trail for the 1975th running of the O2H3. This will truly be a cause for Celebration! This hare has single-handedly set the bar at a height that nearly anyone could step over. So now is the time for you other Wanks to step up, and get on the hare line! (contact Velma’s Bitch now)

Don’t fall for the rumors that some are whispering that he was “The best Hare Ever” it’s absolutely probably not true.

P.S. There will be a fire at circle, and some beer and pizza afterwards.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2038: Bring Your Own Wood!

Date: Saturday, February 20, 2021

Hare(s): Stink Stick and Chin Chin Calibrator

Meet: 2:15 PM
Away: 3:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: 

Cash: $7

Start: Southwest side of Snow Hill bridge

Google Map Link

Notes: Turkey/Eagle split

Get some good wood on trail, and bring it to circle. It will be a trail, there will be things on trail, and there will be a fire at circle (because it’s winter and it’s cold, you wanking wanks!). Legal Disclaimer: We, the hares, bare absolutely no responsibility for giving any figs. 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2046: Nobody Cares

Date: Saturday, April 17, 2021

Hare(s): Stink Stick and Just Tony (Naming Hash)

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar: 3:35 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 3.69

Trail Stops: wet feet, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
CVS parking lot
13000 Tanja King Blvd, Orlando, FL 32828

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Fire at circle.
Primitive Camping is available after circle, weather permitting. Alcohol consumption needs to be very discreet! Please bring a vessel! Remote parking, but a shuttle with bring you to the campsite. See thread on event for more details.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2074: Hare Notes Will Make You Cum

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, October 2, 2021

Hare(s): Stink Stick and Hot Wet Discharge

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer Stop (bring cash & ID)

Cash: $7

Start: Dunkin’ Donuts
861 E. State Road 434
Winter Springs, FL 32708

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Best trail ever?!?
Well,
it will be Hot,
it will be Wet,
there will be Sticks,
but will it Stink??
At the bar stop there will be opportunities for the hounds to entertain… be entertained and earn a beer from the hares.
On on, you F-in Wanks!!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

~~~Please do not attend if you’re feeling unwell.~~~

o2h3 #2071: **New Info** Stink Stick

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, September 18, 2021

Hare(s): **Stink Stick**

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 3.69 Turkey, 5.69 Eagle

Trail Stops: turkey/eagle split, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
**441 Orlando Ave
Maitland, FL**

Google Map Link

 

<<<<Please stay home if you’re feeling ill.>>>>

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2087: Cleansing Hash

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, December 25, 2021

Hare(s): Stink Stick

Meet: 2:45 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 9.69

Trail Stops: Wet feet, Beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: Flagler Trail, Oviedo, FL 32765
28°40’01.2″N 81°10’36.1″W

Google Map Link

Notes: The purpose of a cleansing fire is to reflect on your life to asses that which no longer serves you. You can bring something to burn as a representation of what you wish to move on from. Then at the fire, we will in turn communicate verbally to all, or internally to self, this obstacle and how you intend to move beyond it, as you toss your offering into the flames.
I’ve reserved a camp site in the Little Big Econ State Forest. Holds a couple dozen people. IF camping, we will set up camp prior to hash around noon. Meeting at the Barr Street Trail Head. I have a gorilla cart to share to help with moving gear. We’ll talk dinner for camping in separate thread

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2101: Shiggy

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, March 26, 2022

Hare(s): Stink Stick and Sprechen Sie Douche

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: Yes

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Soldiers Creek Park
2400 FL-419 
Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: 
It’s going to be a pretty day
Wear flowers in your hair
Trail won’t be going your way
and I really just don’t care

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***