o2h3 #2135: Halloweenie

Date: Saturday, October 29, 2022

Hare(s): Pull Out or Pull Over and Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:40 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Round Lake Park
699 Louise St
Oviedo, Fl 32765
(May show up as E. Broadway in Waze and Google maps.)

Google Map Link

Notes: Bloody hell it’s time to party, in a costume that’s nice or naughty!
Break out your best costume and cum join the fun.

Park at the back of the park past the tennis and basketball courts.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2121: I’ll Be Back

Date: Saturday, July 30, 2022

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer and Just Stephanie

Meet:  3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: LA Fitness – Oviedo
189 E Mitchell Hammock Rd, Oviedo, FL 32765

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Come celebrate Arnold’s 75th birthday with a shitty trail through Oviedo. If you’re feeling like going “Commando” the eagle will have better than average shiggy (7.69 on the shiggy meter), a mere 1.69 for the turkeys.

If you get a headache on trail then don’t worry – “it’s not a tumah!” You’ll just need water because it’s hot AF! So there will be water stops on trail (and beer of course).

Meet at the LA Fitness, south end of the parking lot away from the building.

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2111: Shiggy Wiggly

Date: Saturday, June 4, 2022

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:oo PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 7.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop, BAR Stop (bring cash & ID!)

Cash: $7

Start: Goodwill on South Goldenrod Road
4780 S Goldenrod Rd, Orlando, FL 32822

Google Map Link

Notes: I got your shiggy right here, wankers! High probability of wet feet though some thick brush, bug spray recommended. If you don’t have the stomach for it there’s an optional turkey path that bypasses the severe shiggy and goes directly to the bar stop, but you’ll have to wait for the hare to finish the eagle and meet you there before moving on. After the barstop the shiggy goes down to a mere 3.69 and there will be one more beer/water stop.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2103: Yo Soy Orlando

Date: Saturday, April 9, 2022

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: Parking lot at Maguire Blvd and McCullough Ave
3660 Maguire Blvd
Orlando, FL 32803

Google Map Link

Notes: You want an Orlando trail, you got it. Let’s bring the hash back to “O” town where it belongs.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2093: The Legend of Longwood

Date: Saturday, February 5, 2022

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 3.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Dollar Tree (side parking lot)
872 W. State Rd 434, Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: Let it be written that this will be a trail of epic proportions, a trail that will go down in history and be remembered for decades, no centuries after the last accusation has been so eloquently declared and the final verses of ‘swing low’ echo across the pleasant, peaceful streets of Longwood. An urban shiggy, unmatched by any terrain that man has ever set foot on, will captivate you and the beer will flow like a cold, clear, refreshing winter stream into the on-after (at Hourglass Brewing on Ronald Reagan Blvd).

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2082: Pearl Harbor

Date: Saturday, November 20, 2021

Hare(s): Heaving Seamen and his Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Behind Curry Bowl Orlando
1700 Fennell St., Maitland, FL 32751

Google Map Link

Notes: 
O2H3 will remember the date that will live in infamy with a flour bomb reenactment of the battle.
For those not already baptized by fire be prepared to kill or be killed by flour from the enemy.
To live and be victorious you must be cunning and quick on your feet when engaged with the enemy. You must make your shots count while dodging their deadly fire.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2075: Uganda Be Kidding

Date: Saturday, October 9, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle split, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: Burger King, Lake Mary
4405 W. Lake Mary Blvd., Lake Mary, FL 32746

Google Map Link

Notes: 
It’s Independance in Uganda
And I really know to wanna
Cum Lake Mary way
And skip Earthday Birthday

There’s a turkey/eagle split
But you don’t give a shit
Because the beer/shot stop
Will make you want to pop

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

~~~~Please do not attend if you feel unwell.~~~~

o2h3 #2072: Harvest Moon Hash

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers - Full Moon

Date: Saturday, September 21, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer and Dirty Little Not Cs

Meet: 6:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:50 PM
Away: 7:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Wet Feet, Beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: Home Depot Parking Lot
7007 Narcoosee Rd, Orlando, FL 32822

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cum one, cum all to celebrate the Harvest Moon, with plenty of beer to be harvested before, during and after the shittiest of shitty trails. High probability of wet shoes if there’s lots of rain beforehand.


~~~Please stay home if you’re not feeling well.~~~
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2068: Vert Der Ferk

Date: Saturday, August 28, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Hobby Lobby Waterford Lakes (South end of parking lot)
1440 N. Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32828

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cerm ert to the flerfer’s next trail for the borkin’ bork, plenty of flurgin in her shnurgen and no ferkin tow away zones!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2061: Do you like Piña Coladas?

Date: Saturday, July 10, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:00 PM
Away: 4:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Parking lot behind Katmai office
12001 Science Dr #160, Orlando, FL 32826

Google Map Link

Notes: 
It’s National Piña Colada Day, yay!!! Water stop on trail in addition to a beer/shot stop, and Piña Coladas post-trail…

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***