| Hash Cash: | $7 |
| O2H3 #: | 2155 |
| Title: | Dingleberries Happen |
| Date: | Saturday, March 4 2023 |
| Hare(s): | Uncle’s Little Fluffer |
| Meet: | 02:15 PM |
| Kitcar Away: | 02:45 PM |
| Hare Away: | 03:00 PM |
| Shiggy Meter: | 2.69 |
| Trail Info: | Beer/Shot Stop |
| Location Name: | Bob Evans in Casselberry (Semoran Blvd) |
| Address: | 385 FL-436, Fern Park, FL 32730 |
| Google Map Link: | https://goo.gl/maps/bojrdPKnm4DtFT8k9 |
| Hare Notes: | The fluffer forecast calls for mild shiggy, higher than average heat and a 69% chance of fun |
| Hash Cash: | $7 |
| O2H3 #: | 2150 |
| Title: | Just Another Epic Trail |
| Date: | Saturday, January 28 2023 |
| Hare(s): | Uncle’s Little Fluffer and Pull Out or Pull Over |
| Meet: | 02:00 PM |
| Kitcar Away: | 02:30 PM |
| Hare Away: | 02:45 PM |
| Shiggy Meter: | 0.69 |
| Trail Info: | Beer/Shot Stop |
| Location Name: | Regal Winter Park Village |
| Address: | 510 N Orlando Ave Winter Park, FL 32789 |
| Google Map Link: | https://goo.gl/maps/nKt5ov8n3V9SLpiN9 |
| Hare Notes: | Meet in the parking lot just south of the theater, behind the Publix (near corner of Canton Ave and North Denning Dr).
Bring suggestions for the on-after location, bc we don’t know… |
Date: Saturday, July 10, 2021
Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer
Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:00 PM
Away: 4:15 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start:
Parking lot behind Katmai office
12001 Science Dr #160, Orlando, FL 32826
Google Map Link
Notes:
It’s National Piña Colada Day, yay!!! Water stop on trail in addition to a beer/shot stop, and Piña Coladas post-trail…
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, August 28, 2021
Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start:
Hobby Lobby Waterford Lakes (South end of parking lot)
1440 N. Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32828
Google Map Link
Notes:
Cerm ert to the flerfer’s next trail for the borkin’ bork, plenty of flurgin in her shnurgen and no ferkin tow away zones!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, October 9, 2021
Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle split, beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start: Burger King, Lake Mary
4405 W. Lake Mary Blvd., Lake Mary, FL 32746
Notes:
It’s Independance in Uganda
And I really know to wanna
Cum Lake Mary way
And skip Earthday Birthday
There’s a turkey/eagle split
But you don’t give a shit
Because the beer/shot stop
Will make you want to pop
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
~~~~Please do not attend if you feel unwell.~~~~
Date: Saturday, September 21, 2021
Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer and Dirty Little Not Cs
Meet: 6:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:50 PM
Away: 7:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops: Wet Feet, Beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start: Home Depot Parking Lot
7007 Narcoosee Rd, Orlando, FL 32822
Google Map Link
Notes:
Cum one, cum all to celebrate the Harvest Moon, with plenty of beer to be harvested before, during and after the shittiest of shitty trails. High probability of wet shoes if there’s lots of rain beforehand.
~~~Please stay home if you’re not feeling well.~~~
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, November 20, 2021
Hare(s): Heaving Seamen and his Uncle’s Little Fluffer
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start:
Behind Curry Bowl Orlando
1700 Fennell St., Maitland, FL 32751
Google Map Link
Notes:
O2H3 will remember the date that will live in infamy with a flour bomb reenactment of the battle.
For those not already baptized by fire be prepared to kill or be killed by flour from the enemy.
To live and be victorious you must be cunning and quick on your feet when engaged with the enemy. You must make your shots count while dodging their deadly fire.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, April 9, 2022
Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start: Parking lot at Maguire Blvd and McCullough Ave
3660 Maguire Blvd
Orlando, FL 32803
Notes: You want an Orlando trail, you got it. Let’s bring the hash back to “O” town where it belongs.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, February 5, 2022
Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 3.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Dollar Tree (side parking lot)
872 W. State Rd 434, Longwood, FL 32750
Notes: Let it be written that this will be a trail of epic proportions, a trail that will go down in history and be remembered for decades, no centuries after the last accusation has been so eloquently declared and the final verses of ‘swing low’ echo across the pleasant, peaceful streets of Longwood. An urban shiggy, unmatched by any terrain that man has ever set foot on, will captivate you and the beer will flow like a cold, clear, refreshing winter stream into the on-after (at Hourglass Brewing on Ronald Reagan Blvd).
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, July 30, 2022
Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer and Just Stephanie
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: LA Fitness – Oviedo
189 E Mitchell Hammock Rd, Oviedo, FL 32765
Notes:
Come celebrate Arnold’s 75th birthday with a shitty trail through Oviedo. If you’re feeling like going “Commando” the eagle will have better than average shiggy (7.69 on the shiggy meter), a mere 1.69 for the turkeys.
If you get a headache on trail then don’t worry – “it’s not a tumah!” You’ll just need water because it’s hot AF! So there will be water stops on trail (and beer of course).
Meet at the LA Fitness, south end of the parking lot away from the building.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***