| Hash Cash: | $7 |
| O2H3 #: | 2158 |
| Title: | Green dress |
| Date: | Saturday, March 18 2023 |
| Hare(s): | Velma’s Bitch and Quicker Lickher Upher |
| Meet: | 1:00 PM |
| Kitcar Away: | 1:30 PM |
| Hare Away: | 1:45 PM |
| Shiggy Meter: | 1.69 |
| Trail Info: | Beer/Shot Stop |
| Location Name: | Trismen Park |
| Address: | 231 Brewer Ave, Winter Park, FL 32789 |
| Google Map Link: | https://www.google.com/maps/place/Trismen+Park,+231+Brewer+Ave,+Winter+Park,+FL+32789/@28.5991271,-81.3395168,17z/data=!4m14!1m7!3m6!1s0x88e76fe20bebe84d:0xc209fb414dcd780!2s231+Brewer+Ave,+Winter+Park,+FL+32789!8m2!3d28.59901!4d-81.339667!16s%2Fg%2F11c2c7562g!3m5!1s0x88e76fe20ebd74bf:0x621af1bb97ea1896!8m2!3d28.5991271!4d-81.3395168!16s%2Fg%2F11g8f_jdgt |
| Hare Notes: | Shepards pie meat and vegan. Hornys Irish bread. Mini corn beef sandwiches. Possible trail prizes. |
Velma’s Bitch
o2h3 #1920: Xmas Party Prelube Hash
Date: Saturday, January 5, 2019
Hares: Velma’s Bitch & Quicker Lick Her Up Her
Meet: 11:00 AM
Away: 11:30 AM
Cash: $7
Shiggy: Mostly Pavement w/ Turkey/Eagle
Location: ALDI
10537 E Colonial Dr
Orlando, FL 32817
https://goo.gl/maps/6qy316CjNHy
Notes: In the normal world the holidays have passed and we are well into the new year. You know what that means…It’s time for the Hash Xmas Party! Here in the hash time zone we are running late as always. As is tradition, we will have a proper run hash in the morning prior to the party of the year. Prelube with Velma & Quicker as they continue to debate who wears the pants in their relationship. Although we all know it’s Mamm’s.
*** 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐈𝐒 𝟐𝟏+ 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 ***
o2h3 #1969: Menage a Trois Part 1
DATE: Saturday October 26, 2019
HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch
MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:00 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 3+ (the hares are wearing shiggy socks)
“Live” turkey/eagle split/challenge
Beer/water check
START: Epass Service Center
762 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/4CruoqxknT7z269v8
DETAILS: It is the first running of the soon to be legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s also the 1969th running of O2H3!
Quicker, Stink and Velma’s have put all five of their heads together (go ahead and take a moment for that visual) and have cum up with an intriguing combination of never seen before trails, twists and horribly delivered sexual innuendos. There will be a chance to win a grand prize for all of the hashers that have half of a mind to figure out the mystery linking all three of these ménage à trois trails together, (to be determined at the final trail on November 9th)
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
o2h3 #1970: Menage a Trois Part 2
DATE: Saturday November 2, 2019
HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch
MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check
START: Dollar General
911 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/NK3pivLkYgJEqySSA
DETAILS: It is the second running of the almost legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1970th cumming of O2H3.
Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are exhausted after going at it for hours, but don’t you worry, they will pull it out long enough to give you a marginally awesome trail! Yet again they have cum up with an intriguing combination of never seen before trails, twists and some pathetically delivered sexual visuals.
Note; There will be a chance to win a grand prize for all of the hashers that have half of a mind to figure out the mystery linking all three of these ménage à trois trails together, (to be determined at the final trail on November 9th).
P.S. It is not lost on the hares that the address is 911. (could that be a clue?)
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
o2h3 #1971: Menage a Trois Part 3
DATE: Saturday November 9, 2019
HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch
MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:15 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check
START:
733 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/pqgVa8rEJH6yA85P8
DETAILS: It is the third and final running of the not so legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1971th cumming of O2H3.
Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are totally out of ideas. The pack “yet again” sang them the shitty trail song…
After at least an hour or so of wrecking trail, and downing countless beers, the hares are promising the pack the shittiest of trails yet! They said, “We don’t even like you all anyway!” Quicker said something else, but most of her orifices were very busy, so my best guess is….”fuck you! you fuckin fucks!”, or something along those lines.
Contest Finally!
Your chance to win the grand prize will be at the start of circle. For everyone that whispers the correct answer (of what they think links all three ménage à trois trails) to a designated hare. They will then receive a ticket for a chance to win the grand prize. One that’s sure to quench their thirst! A second prize may happen. On On!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
o2h3 #1982: National Girl Hug Boy Day Hash
| Date: | Saturday, January 11 2020 |
| Theme: | https://nationaltoday.com/national-girl-hug-boy-day/ |
| Hare(s): | Designated Slut & Velma’s Bitch |
| Meet: | 2pm |
| Kit Kar: | Yes |
| Hare Away: | 2:30ish |
| Shiggy Level: | .69 |
| Trail Stops: | Bar Stop (Yes) |
| Address: | Colonial Plaza 2712 E Colonial Dr |
| City: | Orlando |
| Zip: | 32803 |
| Google Map Link: | https://goo.gl/maps/k5yAbHQSYkTP2PqEA |
| Notes: | Come out for national girl hug boy day and Designated Sluts Virgin O2 haring! Extra credit stop on trail bring cash and ID. (Let Him Finish, please have LTD carry your wallet!)Park on east side of Beall’s |
o2h3 #1985: National Freedom Day Hash
Date: Saturday, February 1, 2020
Hare(s): Chin Chin Calibrator & Velma’s Bitch
Meet: 03:00 PM
Kit Kar: 03:30 PM
Hare Away: 03:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.7169
Cash: $7
Address:
12124 High Tech Ave
Orlando, FL 32817
https://goo.gl/maps/KcFMfFByKmJtRC746
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
o2h3 #1992: Green Dress Hash
Date: Saturday, March 14 2020
Theme: Wear a Green Dress of course
Hare(s): Velma’s Bitch & Quicker Lick Her Up Her
Meet: 02:00 PM
Away: 02:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 0.69 ÷ 3.145
Trail Stops: Beer Stop (Yes)
Cash: $7
Address:
954 Lake Baldwin Ln
Orlando, FL 32814
https://goo.gl/maps/ZrJkSh49qw1J5GxV7
Notes: When Irish guys are smiling, sure it’s from porn or puking or pissing. It’s time again for the hash lads and hash lasses to put on our dresses and show off our asses. Imbibe in green beers or green whiskey shots. Follow the rainbow just don’t smoke the whole pot (of gold). The o2h3 Green Dress Hash is back with a traditional hash trail and traditional Irish food at circle. Happy endings for all leprechauns including Shepherd’s Pie and Irish Soda Bread. Bring anything tasty to share if you’d like. On On!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
o2h3 #2010: Hare Naming Extravaganza!
Date: Saturday, September 5 2020
Hare(s): OBB, Just Cameron (aka Gibbly), Velma’s Bitch & Just Michael
Hash Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Hare Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Meter: 7.69
Trail Info: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet
Hash Cash: $7
Start: OBB Manor
210 Wekiva Park Drive
Sanford, FL 32771
https://goo.gl/maps/tDhXtg4NEwJHEygR8
Hare Notes: Come one and all to the Hare Naming Extravaganza! There will be 2 virgin hares. Just Cameron (aka Gibbly) will brave the extremely shiggy eagle trail with OBB, pygmy rattlers and gators. Just Michael (aka The Ass Angel) will brave the beautiful scenic trails with Velma. Rumor has it Velma will hare while carrying the hash shit.
I almost forgot! There will be a beer mile for those willing to give up their livers for the cause. The exclusive OBB patch of course!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
o2h3 #2042: Green Dress Run
Date: Saturday, March 20, 2021
Hare(s): Velma’s Bitch & Quicker Lick Her Up Her
Meet: 2:45 PM
Away: 3:30 PM
Shiggy Level:
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop, Bar Stop (bring cash & ID!), Mask Recommended
Cash: $7
Start: Ruth’s Hospitality Group. southeast corner
1030 W Canton Ave #100, Winter Park, FL 32789
Notes:
The Winter Park Art Festival is virtual so BRING YOUR OWN ART from recent or long ago!
Beer stop,
Bar stop,
Shot stop
Bring mask,
Bring money.
Wear your finest green dress.
Shepard’s pie at the end.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***