Velma’s Bitch

DATE: Saturday October 26, 2019

HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch

MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:00 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 3+ (the hares are wearing shiggy socks)
“Live” turkey/eagle split/challenge
Beer/water check

START: Epass Service Center
762 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/4CruoqxknT7z269v8

DETAILS: It is the first running of the soon to be legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s also the 1969th running of O2H3!

Quicker, Stink and Velma’s have put all five of their heads together (go ahead and take a moment for that visual) and have cum up with an intriguing combination of never seen before trails, twists and horribly delivered sexual innuendos. There will be a chance to win a grand prize for all of the hashers that have half of a mind to figure out the mystery linking all three of these ménage à trois trails together, (to be determined at the final trail on November 9th)

 *** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

DATE: Saturday November 2, 2019

HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch

MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check

START: Dollar General
911 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/NK3pivLkYgJEqySSA

DETAILS: It is the second running of the almost legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1970th cumming of O2H3.

Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are exhausted after going at it for hours, but don’t you worry, they will pull it out long enough to give you a marginally awesome trail! Yet again they have cum up with an intriguing combination of never seen before trails, twists and some pathetically delivered sexual visuals.

Note; There will be a chance to win a grand prize for all of the hashers that have half of a mind to figure out the mystery linking all three of these ménage à trois trails together, (to be determined at the final trail on November 9th).

P.S. It is not lost on the hares that the address is 911. (could that be a clue?)

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

DATE: Saturday November 9, 2019

HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch

MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:15 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check

START:
733 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/pqgVa8rEJH6yA85P8

DETAILS: It is the third and final running of the not so legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1971th cumming of O2H3.

Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are totally out of ideas. The pack “yet again” sang them the shitty trail song…
After at least an hour or so of wrecking trail, and downing countless beers, the hares are promising the pack the shittiest of trails yet! They said, “We don’t even like you all anyway!” Quicker said something else, but most of her orifices were very busy, so my best guess is….”fuck you! you fuckin fucks!”, or something along those lines.

Contest Finally! 
Your chance to win the grand prize will be at the start of circle. For everyone that whispers the correct answer (of what they think links all three ménage à trois trails) to a designated hare. They will then receive a ticket for a chance to win the grand prize. One that’s sure to quench their thirst! A second prize may happen. On On!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***