DATE: Saturday November 9, 2019
HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch
MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:15 PM
SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check
733 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
DETAILS: It is the third and final running of the not so legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1971th cumming of O2H3.
Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are totally out of ideas. The pack “yet again” sang them the shitty trail song…
After at least an hour or so of wrecking trail, and downing countless beers, the hares are promising the pack the shittiest of trails yet! They said, “We don’t even like you all anyway!” Quicker said something else, but most of her orifices were very busy, so my best guess is….”fuck you! you fuckin fucks!”, or something along those lines.
Your chance to win the grand prize will be at the start of circle. For everyone that whispers the correct answer (of what they think links all three ménage à trois trails) to a designated hare. They will then receive a ticket for a chance to win the grand prize. One that’s sure to quench their thirst! A second prize may happen. On On!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***