Date: Saturday, April 9, 2022
Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start: Parking lot at Maguire Blvd and McCullough Ave
3660 Maguire Blvd
Orlando, FL 32803
Notes: You want an Orlando trail, you got it. Let’s bring the hash back to “O” town where it belongs.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, August 6, 2022
Hare(s): Thanks for the Mammaries
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 0.69
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: Sam’s Club
7701 E Colonial Dr
Orlando, FL 32807
Notes: This trail will be short and sweet.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, November 5, 2022
Hare(s): Fist Me Gently, Minor Mousticle Queef, and Just Johnny
Meet: 1:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:00 PM
Away: 2:15 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: BAR Stop (bring cash & ID!)
Cash: $7
Start: Behind Bealls Outlet, park in-front or beside
949 W State Rd 434, Longwood, FL 32750
Notes: Remember, remember the 5th of November, gunpowder, treason and plot.
Cum celebrate in style as your hares adorn you with Guy Fawkes masks and a trail to remember. With not one but two bar stops to powder your keg. Perhaps with a visit to the authorities along the way.
And if the day wasn’t gay enough we’ll also have a naming for Just Johnny.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, January 8, 2022
Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls
Meet: 1:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:15 PM
Away: 2:15 PM
Shiggy Level: 4.69
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start:
The Big House
200 Wekiva Park Drive, Sanford, FL
Notes: Here we go again! Wear anything Christmassy and prepare for another romp through the woods with nooo water! Seriously, no water. Therefore, no patch challenge on Saturday. Seriously, no patches! But do come and enjoy beautiful weather and the great outdoors. It may be the world’s slowest trail ever but it should be fun. And as always, if you’re feeling a little under the weather it could be COVID!!! Hash responsibly… but not while sick!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, May 28, 2022
Hare(s): Glowing Penis Hidden Finger and Two Men in Me
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away:
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: 150 Cavan Ln,
Orlando, FL 32828
Notes: This Memorial day we remember the uhh.. uhm…
RED WHITE AND BLUE! Wear it! or be tried for high treason!
Cum show your gratitude for the souljas by hashing this weekend… because freedom.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, July 30, 2022
Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer and Just Stephanie
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: LA Fitness – Oviedo
189 E Mitchell Hammock Rd, Oviedo, FL 32765
Notes:
Come celebrate Arnold’s 75th birthday with a shitty trail through Oviedo. If you’re feeling like going “Commando” the eagle will have better than average shiggy (7.69 on the shiggy meter), a mere 1.69 for the turkeys.
If you get a headache on trail then don’t worry – “it’s not a tumah!” You’ll just need water because it’s hot AF! So there will be water stops on trail (and beer of course).
Meet at the LA Fitness, south end of the parking lot away from the building.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, October 29, 2022
Hare(s): Pull Out or Pull Over and Uncle’s Little Fluffer
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:40 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 2.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Round Lake Park
699 Louise St
Oviedo, Fl 32765
(May show up as E. Broadway in Waze and Google maps.)
Notes: Bloody hell it’s time to party, in a costume that’s nice or naughty!
Break out your best costume and cum join the fun.
Park at the back of the park past the tennis and basketball courts.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Friday, January 7, 2022
Time: 6:00 PM
Location:
OBB Manor
210 Wekiva Park Drive
Sanford, FL 32771
Notes: Bring your holiday cheer, a dish to share, and a white elephant gift (approx. $25 value)!
The main dish and beer will be provided. If you plan to bring something to share, sign up here so we can reduce duplicates (click here to see other responses).
Bring your own chair. Camping optional. No dogs, please.
The white elephant gift exchange is optional, bring a gift (approx. $20 value) if you want to participate.
BONUS: We’re taking a survey on the hash’s favorite beer/drinks. This does not mean your favorite will be provided, but the beermeister might keep an eye out for sales to include it from time to time. You can add your input here, for a limited time.
*****Please do not attend if you feel unwell.*****
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, May 21, 2022
Hare(s): Likes Tiny Dicks and Bottom of the 69th
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:40 PM
Away: 3:50 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Central Park Downtown Windermere
Oakdale St Windermere, FL 34786
Notes: It’s 5 o’clock somewhere and that somewhere is Windermere! So cum out dressed in your beachiest garb for a run through the sandy streets in Windermere! There will be margarita and rum runner shots on trail to keep you cool! See if you can find that lost shaker of salt! What to wear: bikini’s, coconut bras, grass skirt, straw hat, flower leis, etc. If you can’t get a lei you’ll get laid here!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, September 10, 2022
Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:25 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 0.69
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: McDonalds in the Target Parking Lot
4075 Millenia Blvd, Orlando, FL 32839
Notes: CDG and Incesty will set the loonys free!! Dress as crazy as you feel, or come as nurses, doctors, or some other dastardly authority figure.
Look for a beverage stop and maybe a few other surprises.
Perlube and On After at near by Fridays or Chevy’s
This trail will meet all of your expectations, if you take your meds beforehand that is.
Park behind McDonalds in the Target Parking Lot
4075 Millenia Blvd, Orlando, FL 32839
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***