Date: Saturday, December 31, 2022
Hare(s): Blee Blah Blue Blah
Meet: 11:15 AM
Kitcar Away:
Away: 12:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 0.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, BAR Stop (bring cash & ID!)
Cash: $7
Start: Lake Highland Park
1132 Lake Highland Dr, Orlando, FL 32803
Notes: It’s New Years again so cum out to celebrate on a Pub Crawl with a tag team of RAs looking to show you a good time and show us how you make balls drop.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, February 26, 2022
Hare(s): Glowing Finger Hidden Penis
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away:
Away: 2:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 3.69
Trail Stops: Wet feet, beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start: Lake Jessup North Cameron Tract Trailhead
3823-3919 Cameron Ave, Sanford, FL 32773
Notes: We will be visiting the southeast edge of civilization’s limits in Sanford, FL, where the Lake Jessup Conservation Area meets the beautiful cow pastures. Please be nice to anyone you see. Don’t scare the children. Don’t trespass. Don’t get shot. But enjoy a tasty shot on trail.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, May 14, 2022
Hare(s): Fire In the Hole and Blee Blah Blue Blah
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:45 PM
Away: 2:50 PM
Shiggy Level: 0.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle Split, Beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start: Beth’s Burger Bar/Publix Parking Lot
9938 Universal Blvd
Orlando, FL 32819
Notes: O2H3 Trail is separate from the OKissMe H3 Event, but will be included if you paid for the weekend. Email OKissMeH3@gmail.com if you have any questions or haven’t paid yet and want to join the event.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Sunday, June 12, 2022
Meet: 2:00 PM
Location: Lake Formosa Park
1801 Alden Rd
Orlando, FL, 32803
Notes:
It’s the biannual time for airing of grievances! Bring your happy ass and a chair to stick it in to our favorite outdoor partisan-free zone! The collective of half minds will discuss hash-related subjects such as: should we increase hash cash? Should we drink Natty Ice. Should virgins be free? Any many more of your favorites to hash and rehash (pun intended)! IF you have a subject to place on the agenda, please DM Orlando Hash. I can’t wait to see these suggestions!
Someone in MM will bring coolers full of beer, to liven up the discussion! It would be swelllll if you, as the black tagger, would bring something snacky to share. Who’s a black tagger? If you have to ask, it’s probably not you! JK, LOL, if you’ve hashed with OTHER ORLANDO H3 25 times or more, you will have received a black tag! Bring it as proof to the meeting! LOL JK again, no need to prove it, we have records to show who’s done what and when. Send me those agenda items!!
Date: Wednesday, December 7, 2022
Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls
Meet: 5:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 5:45 PM
Away: 6:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 0.69
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: Publix
825 Rinehart Road, Lake Mary
Notes: A trail that will live in infamy. Mostly because it was a surprise for me as well.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, February 19, 2022
Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef and Bucocky Moon
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Bar stop (bring cash and ID)
Cash: $7
Start: Parking lot *behind* Ichigo Ichie Buffet
3611 S Orlando Dr, Sanford, FL 32773
Notes: U came in your red dress last weekend. How embarrassing! And now things are a little itchy. Maybe you’ve been scratchy. Either way, this is a trail to lube up your special parts again.
Bar stops will be provided. First rounds are on the hare. Bring ID and cash/card if you yearn for more hydration and extra credit.
Optional theme of homicidal cat & mouse or general cartoon mayhem.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, July 9, 2022
Hare(s): Blee Blah Blue Blah
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 0.69
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: Wekiva Riverwalk Plaza
2271 East Semoran Blvd in the parking lot in front of Sprouts near the gas station.
Notes: We will be exploring the urban area of Apopka this Saturday so cum out in blue and white to blend in with the local wildlife.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, September 3, 2022
Hare(s): Quicker Lick Her Up Her and Just Steve
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: The Marketplace at Dr. Phillips (Park on back side/west side of lot)
7613 Della Dr., Orlando, FL
Park in the lot on the back/west of the Plaza (behind Goodwill)
Notes: Today we celebrate the 36th anniversary of the Other Orlando Hash!
Thirty six years ago, our founders, Norfokker and Titanium Tits, decided that Orlando needed another kennel. They had been hashing with Orlando H3, and were dismayed by OH3’s short, dead trails. This new kennel was formed to different hashing ideals, such as Live Trails! Five to 8 mile trails! A pack sweep! Hare snares that would result in the hare taking a swim! LOL, the snared hare would get tossed into the nearest body of water. O2 (N2BCWO2)H3, would circle up after trail to critique the hare. If the trail was found to be lacking, the hare received the hash-shit award. Now if only we could get that award back in time for this trail…
Join us as we celebrate the founding traditions of the Other Orlando (Not to be Confused With Original Orlando) Hash House Harriers. Hares will get a 5 minute head start (each ;-)! Virgin hare will invoke the No Ranging rule! Killians beer will be drunk! The Hash Master will run Circle!
And there will be a naming! Bring us your best Meat Steve stories…
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, December 3, 2022
Hare(s): Glowing Penis Hidden Finger
Meet: 1:30 PM
Away: 2:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start: Lake Monroe Park
975 S Charles Richard Beall Blvd, DeBary, FL 32713
Notes: Way up north (just the tip of Volusia County), there lies a low shiggy A-A trail. There are four trail length options:
-Turkey: 3.9 miles (with extra credit wine bar stop)
-Eagle: 5.0 miles (extra beer/water stop)
-Albatross: 6.3 miles (extra beer/water stop)
-Condor: 7.6 miles (trail treasure prize)
Reminder: Lake Monroe Park closes its gates at 6pm.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Wednesday, February 16, 2022
Hare(s): Cocks are Beautiful and No Blow
Meet: 6:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:30 PM
Away: 6:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start: Empty lot off of W. Seminole Blvd., Sanford FL
Trail will start at a little lot on the south side of Lake Monroe. (Google Map Link might show a building, though none exists here. The coordinates should take you to the little lot.)
Notes:
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***