Date: Sunday November 3, 2019
Meet: 02:00 PM
Location: Lake Formosa Park
1801 Alden Rd
Orlando, FL, 32803
https://goo.gl/maps/G1dwpANsqYYs18pPA
Notes: It’s time for mismanagement elections!
-Black Tag meetings are open to anyone, but only hashers with Black tags (25 hashes with O2H3) and in good standing are able to vote on topics.
-If you have any topics to add to the agenda make it known here, there, or anywhere and it will be listed.
Mosquito County Hash House Harriers
The Cleansing Hash!
A time of reflection, and an opportunity to let it go! Our lives are ever changing, so bring a memento that represents something that no longer serves you in this life. Share your story (or not), burn it, and move on to the future!
Start: Under the Little Econ’s Snowhill rd. bridge, on the southern side.
https://goo.gl/maps/wQ8KK85tGrdoEJT29
Hare away: 6pm-ish
Cost: $10 includes beer and dinner
Shiggy: if you need to ask, just stay home and enjoy the pictures when posted.
Trail: 3-ish miles
Dinner: To be determined
Sunday October 27, 2019
Hare: Angus
Location: Gordon Food Services
1140 East Altamonte Drive
Altamonte Springs, FL 32701
https://goo.gl/maps/FeCpPLZ2rG8EPNhd8
Be there: 3pm Hares away: 3:30pm
Hash Cash: $7
Info:
It’s a bike hash. Bring your bike, helmet, hash cash and virgins to the hash. The only thing spooky about this bike hash is the image above. But there is no penalty for wearing a costume.
Must be 21 or older to participate
Date: Saturday, January 5, 2019
Hares: Velma’s Bitch & Quicker Lick Her Up Her
Meet: 11:00 AM
Away: 11:30 AM
Cash: $7
Shiggy: Mostly Pavement w/ Turkey/Eagle
Location: ALDI
10537 E Colonial Dr
Orlando, FL 32817
https://goo.gl/maps/6qy316CjNHy
Notes: In the normal world the holidays have passed and we are well into the new year. You know what that means…It’s time for the Hash Xmas Party! Here in the hash time zone we are running late as always. As is tradition, we will have a proper run hash in the morning prior to the party of the year. Prelube with Velma & Quicker as they continue to debate who wears the pants in their relationship. Although we all know it’s Mamm’s.
*** 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐈𝐒 𝟐𝟏+ 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 ***
Date: Saturday, January 12, 2019
Hare: Thanks for the Mammaries
Meet: 04:00 PM
Away: 04:30 PM
Cash: $7
Shiggy: 0.69
Location: Florida Career College
989 N Semoran Blvd
Orlando, FL 32807
https://goo.gl/maps/1kwGVB8Frfm
Notes: Mamm’s has those big ole boobies like in those porno movies and she’s ready to take this show on the road! Meet us for a pavement pounding hash to see what tricks she has up her sports bra.
*** 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐈𝐒 𝟐𝟏+ 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 ***
DATE: Friday, September 13, 2019
HARE: Cums Dumps Goes
START: Mayor Carl Langford Park
1808 E Central Boulevard
Orlando, FL 32802
https://goo.gl/maps/rWTXFyXeWH5jTMdJ8
MEET: 06:30 PM
AWAY: 07:00 PM
CASH: $7 / ***Bring extra cash for beer stops
SHIGGY: 0.69
DETAILS: Why, some say, the Full Moon? Why go there with this troll?
We choose to go the the Full Moon! We choose to go to the Full Moon on Friday the 13th and do the other trails, not just because they are shitty, but because they make us hard! Because that troll will serve to mismanage and measure the worst of our energies and skills, because that shitty trail is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to finish one way or another, and the others, too.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
DATE: Saturday November 9, 2019
HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch
MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:15 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check
START:
733 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/pqgVa8rEJH6yA85P8
DETAILS: It is the third and final running of the not so legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1971th cumming of O2H3.
Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are totally out of ideas. The pack “yet again” sang them the shitty trail song…
After at least an hour or so of wrecking trail, and downing countless beers, the hares are promising the pack the shittiest of trails yet! They said, “We don’t even like you all anyway!” Quicker said something else, but most of her orifices were very busy, so my best guess is….”fuck you! you fuckin fucks!”, or something along those lines.
Contest Finally!
Your chance to win the grand prize will be at the start of circle. For everyone that whispers the correct answer (of what they think links all three ménage à trois trails) to a designated hare. They will then receive a ticket for a chance to win the grand prize. One that’s sure to quench their thirst! A second prize may happen. On On!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
DATE: Saturday September 14, 2019
HARES: Kiddus Interruptus & Dick Jockey
MEET: 04:00 PM
AWAY: 04:30 PM
CASH: $7 / ***Bring extra cash for beer stop
SHIGGY: 6.69 with Turkey/Eagle split
START: EPIC Theatres at Lee Vista
5901 Hazeltine National Dr
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/uoJ2uZGBkaxmA1zu9
DETAILS: Because OBB is a pansy (and didn’t have a trail rec’d anyhow), DJ and Kiddus are the hares. In honor of National Cream-Filled Donut Day, this hash will be fun filled with a Turkey/Eagle split, donut stop, and beer stop all on trail. Also your feet will get wet. On On!!!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***