Date: Sunday November 3, 2019
Meet: 02:00 PM
Location: Lake Formosa Park
1801 Alden Rd
Orlando, FL, 32803
https://goo.gl/maps/G1dwpANsqYYs18pPA
Notes: It’s time for mismanagement elections!
-Black Tag meetings are open to anyone, but only hashers with Black tags (25 hashes with O2H3) and in good standing are able to vote on topics.
-If you have any topics to add to the agenda make it known here, there, or anywhere and it will be listed.
Mosquito County Hash House Harriers
The Cleansing Hash!
A time of reflection, and an opportunity to let it go! Our lives are ever changing, so bring a memento that represents something that no longer serves you in this life. Share your story (or not), burn it, and move on to the future!
Start: Under the Little Econ’s Snowhill rd. bridge, on the southern side.
https://goo.gl/maps/wQ8KK85tGrdoEJT29
Hare away: 6pm-ish
Cost: $10 includes beer and dinner
Shiggy: if you need to ask, just stay home and enjoy the pictures when posted.
Trail: 3-ish miles
Dinner: To be determined
Sunday October 27, 2019
Hare: Angus
Location: Gordon Food Services
1140 East Altamonte Drive
Altamonte Springs, FL 32701
https://goo.gl/maps/FeCpPLZ2rG8EPNhd8
Be there: 3pm Hares away: 3:30pm
Hash Cash: $7
Info:
It’s a bike hash. Bring your bike, helmet, hash cash and virgins to the hash. The only thing spooky about this bike hash is the image above. But there is no penalty for wearing a costume.
Must be 21 or older to participate
Date: Saturday, January 5, 2019
Hares: Velma’s Bitch & Quicker Lick Her Up Her
Meet: 11:00 AM
Away: 11:30 AM
Cash: $7
Shiggy: Mostly Pavement w/ Turkey/Eagle
Location: ALDI
10537 E Colonial Dr
Orlando, FL 32817
https://goo.gl/maps/6qy316CjNHy
Notes: In the normal world the holidays have passed and we are well into the new year. You know what that means…It’s time for the Hash Xmas Party! Here in the hash time zone we are running late as always. As is tradition, we will have a proper run hash in the morning prior to the party of the year. Prelube with Velma & Quicker as they continue to debate who wears the pants in their relationship. Although we all know it’s Mamm’s.
*** 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐈𝐒 𝟐𝟏+ 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 ***
Date: Saturday, January 12, 2019
Hare: Thanks for the Mammaries
Meet: 04:00 PM
Away: 04:30 PM
Cash: $7
Shiggy: 0.69
Location: Florida Career College
989 N Semoran Blvd
Orlando, FL 32807
https://goo.gl/maps/1kwGVB8Frfm
Notes: Mamm’s has those big ole boobies like in those porno movies and she’s ready to take this show on the road! Meet us for a pavement pounding hash to see what tricks she has up her sports bra.
*** 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐈𝐒 𝟐𝟏+ 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 ***
DATE: Saturday November 23, 2019
HARES: Pit Fart & Good Lay
GATHER: 01:15 PM
AWAY: 02:00 PM (sharp)
CASH: $7
START: Mathews Park (Corner of Formosa & Steele)
205 E Hazel St
Orlando, FL 32804
https://goo.gl/maps/4gVFFYzpe3uPYZJ38
DETAILS: Join O2’s 2 most experienced hares. Traditional O2 hash with: Killians Red beer, 5 minute head start, feet will get wet, yellow flour, NO turkey/eagle split, NO bullshit caveat checks (song, dick, boob), beer stop. Cum out and bring a friend. See what hashing was like back in the 80’s! Extra credit for finding any blown hare lungs along trail!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
DATE: Saturday September 21, 2019
HARES: Orange and Blue Balls & Kiddus Interruptus
MEET: 02:45 PM
AWAY: 03:30 PM (Depending on the Gators game)
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 3.69 Turkey / 7.69 Eagle
START:
210 Wekiva Park Dr
Sanford, FL 32771
https://goo.gl/maps/BQhtibz2u8K9cXpJ7
DETAILS: This is an OBB patch qualifier trail. However, in order to qualify for the patch, you must first pass the test. So choose wisely! I’ll give you a hint, Turkey Trail hashers will NOT qualify. This patch requires purity of mind, body and soul. Therefore, it requires baptism by water. Yep, you saw it coming. And by it, I mean shiggy. And by shiggy, I mean prolonged stretches of mud, water and muddy water. So bring a change of clothes or a towel or whatever you deem necessary to make it possible to drive home afterwards. But really, the river will clean you up. All you need is a towel and dry clothes.
I will have hot dogs, buns and fixings for circle. I will have the fire pit ready if there is need or want. And if I can convince my co-hare to make a rum cake…
Ps. Due to unforeseen technical difficulties, namely procrastination, the patches will not be ready for distribution at the conclusion of the hash. But fear not, I will take a photo of all worthy hashers who will receive said patch at my earliest convenience.
Pss. Almost forgot to mention this. The patch qualifier ends in a beautiful beer mile. That’s right, you get to view chickens, turkeys, goats, sheep, donkeys and a parrot as you burp your way through that last trying mile.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
DATE: Saturday November 30, 2019
HARE: Stink Stick
MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: .069
START: Maitland Breakfast Club
745 Orienta Ave #1061
Altamonte Springs, FL 32701
https://goo.gl/maps/DqmfCGjX7agjLy6T9
DETAILS: The Haring-est Hare of 2019 will be doing his last trail for the 1975th running of the O2H3. This will truly be a cause for Celebration! This hare has single-handedly set the bar at a height that nearly anyone could step over. So now is the time for you other Wanks to step up, and get on the hare line! (contact Velma’s Bitch now)
Don’t fall for the rumors that some are whispering that he was “The best Hare Ever” it’s absolutely probably not true.
P.S. There will be a fire at circle, and some beer and pizza afterwards.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***