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o2h3 #1959: Follow the Clampetts to the Cement Pond Hash!

o2h3 #1959: Follow the Clampetts to the Cement Pond Hash!

DATE: Saturday August 24, 2019

THEME: Beverly Hillbilly’s (w/ pool, food, and beer after circle)

HARES: Stink Stick & Just Sharon (Naming Hash)

MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:15 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 2.69 Shiggy Socks Recommended w/ Turkey/Eagle split

START: Dental World, Inc.
1250 W State Rd 434
Longwood, FL 32750
https://goo.gl/maps/NbLHnmVyr9LnHqpr7

DETAILS: Uncle Jed say’s, “Ya’ll come down yonder to the swimmin hole and skinny dip fer a spell… With some vittles and brews on after (swim suits or birthday suits applicable). On On!!!

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o2h3 #1967: Come Out With Pride Hash!

DATE: Saturday October 12, 2019

HARES: Kiddus Interruptus & Stink Stick

MEET: 01:30 PM
KIT CAR: 02:00 PM
AWAY: 02:15 PM

CASH: $7 w/ bar stop on trail. Bring extra $

SHIGGY: +/- 2.69 w/ Turkey/Eagle splits

START:
734 Irma Ave
Orlando, FL 32803
Park on the street on either side of Irma Ave
https://goo.gl/maps/BRZqU1rvtcEXwBYm8

DETAILS: Alright Wankers, its time to get your gay asses out of the closet! Dress in your finest rainbow gear and run the gayest trail in town as the City of Orlando celebrates Come Out with Pride. Trail will have turkey/eagle splits, and a bar stop so make sure to bring $ on trail. The Pride festivities begin at noon at Lake Eola and run all day with the big finish, fireworks, at 9:00 p.m.

https://comeoutwithpride.com/festival/

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o2h3 #1960: 6th Anal Tourist Hash

Date: Saturday August 31, 2019

Hares: Dick Jockey and Pepperoni, Sausage & Vagina

Meet: 4:00pm
Away: 4:30pm

Shiggy: 3.69

Start:
670 Centerview Blvd
Kissimmee, FL 34741
https://goo.gl/maps/sMaV5U3MMdKFT22N9

Cash: $7.00

Notes: Cum out and say goodbye to Summer and be a tourist in your own hometown. Dress in your touristy best for a chance to win a MAJOR award! This year’s competition is WIDE OPEN now that PSV has become DJ’s new co-hare. We promise the hour long drive to the start will be worth it. Bring your bug spray and some dry shoes cuz the chance for wet feet is pretty high.

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o2h3 #1966: World Teachers’ Day Hash

DATE: Saturday October 5, 2019

HARES: Vagina Bitch & Kiddus Interruptus

MEET: 03:00 PM
KIT CAR: 03:30 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: +/- 3.69

START: Save-A-Lot
823 E Semoran Blvd
Apopka, FL 32703
https://goo.gl/maps/SzmkhfURXYXNR2wt6

DETAILS: Cum on out to Apopka for a trail that will leave your cravings for boobies satisfied. Your fine Harriettes guarantee good school boys and girls will see tits on trail. Shot stop/water stop. Don’t forget to bring an apple for the teachers…

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o2h3 #1961: Dorian & Mamm’s Went Away Trail! (Aww…. we miss them both)

o2h3 #1961: Dorian and Mamm's went away trail!

DATE: Saturday September 7, 2019

HARE: Stink Stick

MEET: 03:30 PM
AWAY: 04:15 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 2.69

START: Mulligans Restaurant & Bar
165 Wekiva Springs Rd #193
Longwood, FL 32779
https://goo.gl/maps/YUkgTt43MVr8AZZa9

DETAILS: Real boring trail with very little shiggy, no water or rain to run through, a beer/water check, under 4 miles with a turdunken split, some cut throughs, lots of trees, birds and shit along the way. On On!!!

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o2h3 #1969: Menage a Trois Part 1

DATE: Saturday October 26, 2019

HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch

MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:00 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 3+ (the hares are wearing shiggy socks)
“Live” turkey/eagle split/challenge
Beer/water check

START: Epass Service Center
762 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/4CruoqxknT7z269v8

DETAILS: It is the first running of the soon to be legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s also the 1969th running of O2H3!

Quicker, Stink and Velma’s have put all five of their heads together (go ahead and take a moment for that visual) and have cum up with an intriguing combination of never seen before trails, twists and horribly delivered sexual innuendos. There will be a chance to win a grand prize for all of the hashers that have half of a mind to figure out the mystery linking all three of these ménage à trois trails together, (to be determined at the final trail on November 9th)

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o2h3 #1970: Menage a Trois Part 2

DATE: Saturday November 2, 2019

HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch

MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check

START: Dollar General
911 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/NK3pivLkYgJEqySSA

DETAILS: It is the second running of the almost legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1970th cumming of O2H3.

Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are exhausted after going at it for hours, but don’t you worry, they will pull it out long enough to give you a marginally awesome trail! Yet again they have cum up with an intriguing combination of never seen before trails, twists and some pathetically delivered sexual visuals.

Note; There will be a chance to win a grand prize for all of the hashers that have half of a mind to figure out the mystery linking all three of these ménage à trois trails together, (to be determined at the final trail on November 9th).

P.S. It is not lost on the hares that the address is 911. (could that be a clue?)

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o2h3 #1962: Friday the 13th Full Moon Hash

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers - Full Moon

DATE: Friday, September 13, 2019

HARE: Cums Dumps Goes

START: Mayor Carl Langford Park
1808 E Central Boulevard
Orlando, FL 32802
https://goo.gl/maps/rWTXFyXeWH5jTMdJ8

MEET: 06:30 PM
AWAY: 07:00 PM

CASH: $7 / ***Bring extra cash for beer stops

SHIGGY: 0.69

DETAILS: Why, some say, the Full Moon? Why go there with this troll?

We choose to go the the Full Moon! We choose to go to the Full Moon on Friday the 13th and do the other trails, not just because they are shitty, but because they make us hard! Because that troll will serve to mismanage and measure the worst of our energies and skills, because that shitty trail is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to finish one way or another, and the others, too.

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o2h3 #1971: Menage a Trois Part 3

DATE: Saturday November 9, 2019

HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch

MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:15 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check

START:
733 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/pqgVa8rEJH6yA85P8

DETAILS: It is the third and final running of the not so legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1971th cumming of O2H3.

Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are totally out of ideas. The pack “yet again” sang them the shitty trail song…
After at least an hour or so of wrecking trail, and downing countless beers, the hares are promising the pack the shittiest of trails yet! They said, “We don’t even like you all anyway!” Quicker said something else, but most of her orifices were very busy, so my best guess is….”fuck you! you fuckin fucks!”, or something along those lines.

Contest Finally!
Your chance to win the grand prize will be at the start of circle. For everyone that whispers the correct answer (of what they think links all three ménage à trois trails) to a designated hare. They will then receive a ticket for a chance to win the grand prize. One that’s sure to quench their thirst! A second prize may happen. On On!

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