2019
o2h3 #1964: OBB’s Patch Challenge Hash
DATE: Saturday September 21, 2019
HARES: Orange and Blue Balls & Kiddus Interruptus
MEET: 02:45 PM
AWAY: 03:30 PM (Depending on the Gators game)
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 3.69 Turkey / 7.69 Eagle
START:
210 Wekiva Park Dr
Sanford, FL 32771
https://goo.gl/maps/BQhtibz2u8K9cXpJ7
DETAILS: This is an OBB patch qualifier trail. However, in order to qualify for the patch, you must first pass the test. So choose wisely! I’ll give you a hint, Turkey Trail hashers will NOT qualify. This patch requires purity of mind, body and soul. Therefore, it requires baptism by water. Yep, you saw it coming. And by it, I mean shiggy. And by shiggy, I mean prolonged stretches of mud, water and muddy water. So bring a change of clothes or a towel or whatever you deem necessary to make it possible to drive home afterwards. But really, the river will clean you up. All you need is a towel and dry clothes.
I will have hot dogs, buns and fixings for circle. I will have the fire pit ready if there is need or want. And if I can convince my co-hare to make a rum cake…
Ps. Due to unforeseen technical difficulties, namely procrastination, the patches will not be ready for distribution at the conclusion of the hash. But fear not, I will take a photo of all worthy hashers who will receive said patch at my earliest convenience.
Pss. Almost forgot to mention this. The patch qualifier ends in a beautiful beer mile. That’s right, you get to view chickens, turkeys, goats, sheep, donkeys and a parrot as you burp your way through that last trying mile.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
o2h3 #1975: The Final Trail
DATE: Saturday November 30, 2019
HARE: Stink Stick
MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: .069
START: Maitland Breakfast Club
745 Orienta Ave #1061
Altamonte Springs, FL 32701
https://goo.gl/maps/DqmfCGjX7agjLy6T9
DETAILS: The Haring-est Hare of 2019 will be doing his last trail for the 1975th running of the O2H3. This will truly be a cause for Celebration! This hare has single-handedly set the bar at a height that nearly anyone could step over. So now is the time for you other Wanks to step up, and get on the hare line! (contact Velma’s Bitch now)
Don’t fall for the rumors that some are whispering that he was “The best Hare Ever” it’s absolutely probably not true.
P.S. There will be a fire at circle, and some beer and pizza afterwards.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
o2h3 #1976: Pearl Harbor Day Hash
DATE: Saturday December 7, 2019
HARES: Heavin Semen & Just Randall (naming hash)
MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:15 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: ?.69
START:
2013 Murdock Blvd
Orlando, FL 32817
https://goo.gl/maps/9LbQNLmsJnHiH7HKA
DETAILS: Despite already commemorating Pearl Harbor Day for Hash #1941, we are doing another themed run on the actual anniversary of the day. Which obviously make this one more legit. Please ignore all of the glaring similarities you may notice between the two as, after all, the Japanese didn’t bomb it on different days. The beer check is a battlefield so gird your loins for combat. You might want to apply bug spray for the on-on. We also get to name the co-hare in circle.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
o2h3 #1978: International Monkey Day Hash
DATE: Saturday December 14, 2019
HARE: German Dungeon Porn
THEME: Monkey Business
MEET: 01:30 PM
AWAY: 02:00 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 3/5
START: (28.606449, -81.210560)
11950 Corporate Blvd
Orlando, FL 32817
In the corner of the Siemens parking lot, behind McAlister’s Deli
https://goo.gl/maps/nNoSbT1Bkjbf5t5c7
DETAILS: Come experience GDP’s first O2 Haring and possibly the last O2 trail before she deploys! Bring Monkeys, Virgins, cranium lamp, bug spray, virgins, yer f*ning whistle, appropriate hash attire OR MONKEY ATTIRE, virgins, and a sunny attitude. 🐒
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
o2h3 #1968: Dress Like a Dork Day Hash
DATE: Saturday October 19, 2019
HARES: Kiddus Interruptus & Dick Jockey
MEET: 03:00 PM
KIT CAR: 03:30 PM
AWAY: 04:00 PM
CASH: $7 w/ bar stop on trail. Bring extra $
SHIGGY: +/- 4.69
START: Giovanni’s Italian Restaurant
875 Rinehart Rd
Lake Mary, FL 32746
https://goo.gl/maps/jF5qLjCYLw25gCfw8
DETAILS: Dorks are social misfits who are out-of-touch, which leads to them looking or acting odd around others. By that criteria, half-mind hashers should just cum dressed like themselves. Trail will have a bar stop so make sure to bring $ on trail. On On!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
o2h3 #1979: Winter Solstice Hash
DATE: Saturday December 21, 2019
HARE: Fist Me Gently
MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:30 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 4.69 – shoes may get wet
START: Kobe Japanese Steakhouse
108 Markham Woods Rd
Longwood, FL 32779
https://goo.gl/maps/yiZwYyvGieY2mPrt9
DETAILS: Shiggy has a lot of woods and some wetlands. Possibly a shallow water crossing. Shiggy Socks recommended. It’s the shortest day of the year which means it’s also the longest night. On-After party at Heavin Semen & Pee Pee Poundstocking’s with bonfire weather permitting.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***