o2h3 #1964: OBB’s Patch Challenge Hash

o2h3 #1964: OBB's Patch Challenge Hash

DATE: Saturday September 21, 2019

HARES: Orange and Blue Balls & Kiddus Interruptus

MEET: 02:45 PM
AWAY: 03:30 PM (Depending on the Gators game)

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 3.69 Turkey / 7.69 Eagle

210 Wekiva Park Dr
Sanford, FL 32771

DETAILS: This is an OBB patch qualifier trail. However, in order to qualify for the patch, you must first pass the test. So choose wisely! I’ll give you a hint, Turkey Trail hashers will NOT qualify. This patch requires purity of mind, body and soul. Therefore, it requires baptism by water. Yep, you saw it coming. And by it, I mean shiggy. And by shiggy, I mean prolonged stretches of mud, water and muddy water. So bring a change of clothes or a towel or whatever you deem necessary to make it possible to drive home afterwards. But really, the river will clean you up. All you need is a towel and dry clothes.

I will have hot dogs, buns and fixings for circle. I will have the fire pit ready if there is need or want. And if I can convince my co-hare to make a rum cake…

Ps. Due to unforeseen technical difficulties, namely procrastination, the patches will not be ready for distribution at the conclusion of the hash. But fear not, I will take a photo of all worthy hashers who will receive said patch at my earliest convenience.

Pss. Almost forgot to mention this. The patch qualifier ends in a beautiful beer mile. That’s right, you get to view chickens, turkeys, goats, sheep, donkeys and a parrot as you burp your way through that last trying mile.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1975: The Final Trail

O2H3 #1975: The Final Trail

DATE: Saturday November 30, 2019

HARE: Stink Stick

MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: .069

START: Maitland Breakfast Club
745 Orienta Ave #1061
Altamonte Springs, FL 32701

DETAILS: The Haring-est Hare of 2019 will be doing his last trail for the 1975th running of the O2H3. This will truly be a cause for Celebration! This hare has single-handedly set the bar at a height that nearly anyone could step over. So now is the time for you other Wanks to step up, and get on the hare line! (contact Velma’s Bitch now)

Don’t fall for the rumors that some are whispering that he was “The best Hare Ever” it’s absolutely probably not true.

P.S. There will be a fire at circle, and some beer and pizza afterwards.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1976: Pearl Harbor Day Hash

o2h3 #1976: Pearl Harbor Day Hash

DATE: Saturday December 7, 2019

HARES: Heavin Semen & Just Randall (naming hash)

MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:15 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: ?.69

2013 Murdock Blvd
Orlando, FL 32817

DETAILS: Despite already commemorating Pearl Harbor Day for Hash #1941, we are doing another themed run on the actual anniversary of the day. Which obviously make this one more legit. Please ignore all of the glaring similarities you may notice between the two as, after all, the Japanese didn’t bomb it on different days. The beer check is a battlefield so gird your loins for combat. You might want to apply bug spray for the on-on. We also get to name the co-hare in circle.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1978: International Monkey Day Hash

o2h3 #1978: International Monkey Day Hash

DATE: Saturday December 14, 2019

HARE: German Dungeon Porn

THEME: Monkey Business

MEET: 01:30 PM
AWAY: 02:00 PM

CASH: $7


START: (28.606449, -81.210560)
11950 Corporate Blvd
Orlando, FL 32817
In the corner of the Siemens parking lot, behind McAlister’s Deli

DETAILS: Come experience GDP’s first O2 Haring and possibly the last O2 trail before she deploys! Bring Monkeys, Virgins, cranium lamp, bug spray, virgins, yer f*ning whistle, appropriate hash attire OR MONKEY ATTIRE, virgins, and a sunny attitude. 🐒

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1968: Dress Like a Dork Day Hash

o2h3 #1968: Dress Like a Dork Day Hash

DATE: Saturday October 19, 2019

HARES: Kiddus Interruptus & Dick Jockey

MEET: 03:00 PM
KIT CAR: 03:30 PM
AWAY: 04:00 PM

CASH: $7 w/ bar stop on trail. Bring extra $

SHIGGY: +/- 4.69

START: Giovanni’s Italian Restaurant
875 Rinehart Rd
Lake Mary, FL 32746

DETAILS: Dorks are social misfits who are out-of-touch, which leads to them looking or acting odd around others. By that criteria, half-mind hashers should just cum dressed like themselves. Trail will have a bar stop so make sure to bring $ on trail. On On!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1979: Winter Solstice Hash

o2h3 #1979: Winter Solstice Hash

DATE: Saturday December 21, 2019

HARE: Fist Me Gently

MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:30 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 4.69 – shoes may get wet

START: Kobe Japanese Steakhouse
108 Markham Woods Rd
Longwood, FL 32779

DETAILS: Shiggy has a lot of woods and some wetlands. Possibly a shallow water crossing. Shiggy Socks recommended. It’s the shortest day of the year which means it’s also the longest night. On-After party at Heavin Semen & Pee Pee Poundstocking’s with bonfire weather permitting.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***