2019

o2h3 #1970: Menage a Trois Part 2

o2h3 #1970: Menage a Trois Part 2

DATE: Saturday November 2, 2019

HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch

MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check

START: Dollar General
911 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/NK3pivLkYgJEqySSA

DETAILS: It is the second running of the almost legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1970th cumming of O2H3.

Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are exhausted after going at it for hours, but don’t you worry, they will pull it out long enough to give you a marginally awesome trail! Yet again they have cum up with an intriguing combination of never seen before trails, twists and some pathetically delivered sexual visuals.

Note; There will be a chance to win a grand prize for all of the hashers that have half of a mind to figure out the mystery linking all three of these ménage à trois trails together, (to be determined at the final trail on November 9th).

P.S. It is not lost on the hares that the address is 911. (could that be a clue?)

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1962: Friday the 13th Full Moon Hash

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers - Full Moon

DATE: Friday, September 13, 2019

HARE: Cums Dumps Goes

START: Mayor Carl Langford Park
1808 E Central Boulevard
Orlando, FL 32802
https://goo.gl/maps/rWTXFyXeWH5jTMdJ8

MEET: 06:30 PM
AWAY: 07:00 PM

CASH: $7 / ***Bring extra cash for beer stops

SHIGGY: 0.69

DETAILS: Why, some say, the Full Moon? Why go there with this troll?

We choose to go the the Full Moon! We choose to go to the Full Moon on Friday the 13th and do the other trails, not just because they are shitty, but because they make us hard! Because that troll will serve to mismanage and measure the worst of our energies and skills, because that shitty trail is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to finish one way or another, and the others, too.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1971: Menage a Trois Part 3

o2h3 #1971: Ménage à trois Trail 3

DATE: Saturday November 9, 2019

HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch

MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:15 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check

START:
733 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/pqgVa8rEJH6yA85P8

DETAILS: It is the third and final running of the not so legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1971th cumming of O2H3.

Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are totally out of ideas. The pack “yet again” sang them the shitty trail song…
After at least an hour or so of wrecking trail, and downing countless beers, the hares are promising the pack the shittiest of trails yet! They said, “We don’t even like you all anyway!” Quicker said something else, but most of her orifices were very busy, so my best guess is….”fuck you! you fuckin fucks!”, or something along those lines.

Contest Finally! 
Your chance to win the grand prize will be at the start of circle. For everyone that whispers the correct answer (of what they think links all three ménage à trois trails) to a designated hare. They will then receive a ticket for a chance to win the grand prize. One that’s sure to quench their thirst! A second prize may happen. On On!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1963: Cream-Filled Donut Day Hash

o2h3 #1963: Cream-Filled Donut Day Hash

DATE: Saturday September 14, 2019

HARES: Kiddus Interruptus & Dick Jockey

MEET: 04:00 PM
AWAY: 04:30 PM

CASH: $7 / ***Bring extra cash for beer stop

SHIGGY: 6.69 with Turkey/Eagle split

START: EPIC Theatres at Lee Vista
5901 Hazeltine National Dr
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/uoJ2uZGBkaxmA1zu9

DETAILS: Because OBB is a pansy (and didn’t have a trail rec’d anyhow), DJ and Kiddus are the hares. In honor of National Cream-Filled Donut Day, this hash will be fun filled with a Turkey/Eagle split, donut stop, and beer stop all on trail. Also your feet will get wet. On On!!!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1973: Lit As Fuck!

O2H3 #1973: LIT AS FUCK!

DATE: Saturday November 16, 2019

HARE: Stink Stick

MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 6.96 wear shiggy socks or cry

START: Under the Snow Hill Bridge at the Little Big Econlockhatchee River (south side)
2000 Snow Hill Rd
Chuluota, FL 32766
https://goo.gl/maps/wQ8KK85tGrdoEJT29

DETAILS: It’s all about getting Lit. Trail is a little moist, but package should stay dry. Fire at circle, in the woods. On On!

***Start is under the bridge with access on the south side of bridge. Follow the google map link for easiest navigation.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1974: Old Time O2 Hash

o2h3 #1974: Old Time O2 Hash

DATE: Saturday November 23, 2019

HARES: Pit Fart & Good Lay

GATHER: 01:15 PM
AWAY: 02:00 PM (sharp)

CASH: $7

START: Mathews Park (Corner of Formosa & Steele)
205 E Hazel St
Orlando, FL 32804
https://goo.gl/maps/4gVFFYzpe3uPYZJ38

DETAILS: Join O2’s 2 most experienced hares. Traditional O2 hash with: Killians Red beer, 5 minute head start, feet will get wet, yellow flour, NO turkey/eagle split, NO bullshit caveat checks (song, dick, boob), beer stop. Cum out and bring a friend. See what hashing was like back in the 80’s! Extra credit for finding any blown hare lungs along trail!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1964: OBB’s Patch Challenge Hash

o2h3 #1964: OBB's Patch Challenge Hash

DATE: Saturday September 21, 2019

HARES: Orange and Blue Balls & Kiddus Interruptus

MEET: 02:45 PM
AWAY: 03:30 PM (Depending on the Gators game)

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 3.69 Turkey / 7.69 Eagle

START:
210 Wekiva Park Dr
Sanford, FL 32771
https://goo.gl/maps/BQhtibz2u8K9cXpJ7

DETAILS: This is an OBB patch qualifier trail. However, in order to qualify for the patch, you must first pass the test. So choose wisely! I’ll give you a hint, Turkey Trail hashers will NOT qualify. This patch requires purity of mind, body and soul. Therefore, it requires baptism by water. Yep, you saw it coming. And by it, I mean shiggy. And by shiggy, I mean prolonged stretches of mud, water and muddy water. So bring a change of clothes or a towel or whatever you deem necessary to make it possible to drive home afterwards. But really, the river will clean you up. All you need is a towel and dry clothes.

I will have hot dogs, buns and fixings for circle. I will have the fire pit ready if there is need or want. And if I can convince my co-hare to make a rum cake…

Ps. Due to unforeseen technical difficulties, namely procrastination, the patches will not be ready for distribution at the conclusion of the hash. But fear not, I will take a photo of all worthy hashers who will receive said patch at my earliest convenience.

Pss. Almost forgot to mention this. The patch qualifier ends in a beautiful beer mile. That’s right, you get to view chickens, turkeys, goats, sheep, donkeys and a parrot as you burp your way through that last trying mile.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1975: The Final Trail

O2H3 #1975: The Final Trail

DATE: Saturday November 30, 2019

HARE: Stink Stick

MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: .069

START: Maitland Breakfast Club
745 Orienta Ave #1061
Altamonte Springs, FL 32701
https://goo.gl/maps/DqmfCGjX7agjLy6T9

DETAILS: The Haring-est Hare of 2019 will be doing his last trail for the 1975th running of the O2H3. This will truly be a cause for Celebration! This hare has single-handedly set the bar at a height that nearly anyone could step over. So now is the time for you other Wanks to step up, and get on the hare line! (contact Velma’s Bitch now)

Don’t fall for the rumors that some are whispering that he was “The best Hare Ever” it’s absolutely probably not true.

P.S. There will be a fire at circle, and some beer and pizza afterwards.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***