DATE: Saturday September 7, 2019
HARE: Stink Stick
MEET: 03:30 PM
AWAY: 04:15 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 2.69
START: Mulligans Restaurant & Bar
165 Wekiva Springs Rd #193
Longwood, FL 32779
https://goo.gl/maps/YUkgTt43MVr8AZZa9
DETAILS: Real boring trail with very little shiggy, no water or rain to run through, a beer/water check, under 4 miles with a turdunken split, some cut throughs, lots of trees, birds and shit along the way. On On!!!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
DATE: Saturday October 26, 2019
HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch
MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:00 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 3+ (the hares are wearing shiggy socks)
“Live” turkey/eagle split/challenge
Beer/water check
START: Epass Service Center
762 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/4CruoqxknT7z269v8
DETAILS: It is the first running of the soon to be legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s also the 1969th running of O2H3!
Quicker, Stink and Velma’s have put all five of their heads together (go ahead and take a moment for that visual) and have cum up with an intriguing combination of never seen before trails, twists and horribly delivered sexual innuendos. There will be a chance to win a grand prize for all of the hashers that have half of a mind to figure out the mystery linking all three of these ménage à trois trails together, (to be determined at the final trail on November 9th)
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
DATE: Saturday November 2, 2019
HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch
MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check
START: Dollar General
911 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/NK3pivLkYgJEqySSA
DETAILS: It is the second running of the almost legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1970th cumming of O2H3.
Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are exhausted after going at it for hours, but don’t you worry, they will pull it out long enough to give you a marginally awesome trail! Yet again they have cum up with an intriguing combination of never seen before trails, twists and some pathetically delivered sexual visuals.
Note; There will be a chance to win a grand prize for all of the hashers that have half of a mind to figure out the mystery linking all three of these ménage à trois trails together, (to be determined at the final trail on November 9th).
P.S. It is not lost on the hares that the address is 911. (could that be a clue?)
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
DATE: Friday, September 13, 2019
HARE: Cums Dumps Goes
START: Mayor Carl Langford Park
1808 E Central Boulevard
Orlando, FL 32802
https://goo.gl/maps/rWTXFyXeWH5jTMdJ8
MEET: 06:30 PM
AWAY: 07:00 PM
CASH: $7 / ***Bring extra cash for beer stops
SHIGGY: 0.69
DETAILS: Why, some say, the Full Moon? Why go there with this troll?
We choose to go the the Full Moon! We choose to go to the Full Moon on Friday the 13th and do the other trails, not just because they are shitty, but because they make us hard! Because that troll will serve to mismanage and measure the worst of our energies and skills, because that shitty trail is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to finish one way or another, and the others, too.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
DATE: Saturday November 9, 2019
HARES: Quicker Lick Her Up Her, Stink Stick & Velma’s Bitch
MEET: 02:30 PM
AWAY: 03:15 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 3.69 w/ beer check
START:
733 S Goldenrod Rd
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/pqgVa8rEJH6yA85P8
DETAILS: It is the third and final running of the not so legendary, “Ménage à trois” trails, and it’s the 1971th cumming of O2H3.
Quicker, Stink and Velma’s are totally out of ideas. The pack “yet again” sang them the shitty trail song…
After at least an hour or so of wrecking trail, and downing countless beers, the hares are promising the pack the shittiest of trails yet! They said, “We don’t even like you all anyway!” Quicker said something else, but most of her orifices were very busy, so my best guess is….”fuck you! you fuckin fucks!”, or something along those lines.
Contest Finally!
Your chance to win the grand prize will be at the start of circle. For everyone that whispers the correct answer (of what they think links all three ménage à trois trails) to a designated hare. They will then receive a ticket for a chance to win the grand prize. One that’s sure to quench their thirst! A second prize may happen. On On!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
DATE: Saturday September 14, 2019
HARES: Kiddus Interruptus & Dick Jockey
MEET: 04:00 PM
AWAY: 04:30 PM
CASH: $7 / ***Bring extra cash for beer stop
SHIGGY: 6.69 with Turkey/Eagle split
START: EPIC Theatres at Lee Vista
5901 Hazeltine National Dr
Orlando, FL 32822
https://goo.gl/maps/uoJ2uZGBkaxmA1zu9
DETAILS: Because OBB is a pansy (and didn’t have a trail rec’d anyhow), DJ and Kiddus are the hares. In honor of National Cream-Filled Donut Day, this hash will be fun filled with a Turkey/Eagle split, donut stop, and beer stop all on trail. Also your feet will get wet. On On!!!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
DATE: Saturday November 16, 2019
HARE: Stink Stick
MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:45 PM
CASH: $7
SHIGGY: 6.96 wear shiggy socks or cry
START: Under the Snow Hill Bridge at the Little Big Econlockhatchee River (south side)
2000 Snow Hill Rd
Chuluota, FL 32766
https://goo.gl/maps/wQ8KK85tGrdoEJT29
DETAILS: It’s all about getting Lit. Trail is a little moist, but package should stay dry. Fire at circle, in the woods. On On!
***Start is under the bridge with access on the south side of bridge. Follow the google map link for easiest navigation.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Thursday, August 29th, 2019
Hare: CUNTry Roads
Hash Cash: $5
Meet: 6:30 p.m.
Kit Car away: 6:50 p.m.
Hare Away: 7:00 p.m.
Shiggy Meter: 1.69
Start Location: PNC Bank
2811 S Orange Ave
Orlando, FL 32806
https://goo.gl/maps/
Hare Notes: Bring $ on trail for a beer stop. Flashlights and/or H**dlamps are recommended.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***