2020 Archives - Page 6 of 6 - Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

o2h3 #2013: SemenHole College Hash

Date: Saturday, September 26 2020

Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef & Bukkake Moon

Hash Meet: 03:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 04:00 PM
Hare Away: 04:15 PM

Shiggy Meter: 1.69

Trail Info: Shot Stop

Hash Cash: $7

Start: Filomena’s Pizzeria & Ristorante
3590 N US HWY 17-92
Lake Mary, FL 32746
https://g.page/filomenaspizza?share

Hare Notes: Homecumming may be cancelled this Fall but you can still strut your stuff across campus. It’s college so there will be a shots at “mid-terms”. Be sure to study hard so you can pass out on your finals.

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o2h3 #2005: IRS Hash

Theme: Post Tax Day Run

Date: Saturday, August 8 2020

Hare(s): Heavin Semen

Meet: 03:30 PM
Kitcar: 03:45 PM
Away: 04:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split

Cash:$7

Start: Internal Revenue Service (IRS)
850 Trafalgar Ct (Behind the building)
Maitland 32751
28.636000, -81.39000

Notes: A Post Tax Day run… Cum run through the ghost office park of Maitland, starting by (north of) the IRS building by the lake. Hope you paid your taxes they got cameras… There will be a T/E split and a beer stop for the eagles…

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o2h3 #2015: An(nu)al Tourist Hash

Date: Saturday, October 3 2020

Hare(s): Pepperoni Sausage & Vagina

Hash Meet: 02:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 02:30 PM
Hare Away: 02:45 PM

Shiggy Meter: 0.69

Hash Cash: $7

Start: WhirlyDome
6464 International Dr
Orlando, FL 32819
https://goo.gl/maps/WfWm1B41y9nPgG7W7

Hare Notes: An(nu)al Tourist Hash. What number? Who cares! Tourist, where are all the tourists? Dress like a tourist! But beware of non-harrier tourists…we don’t know were they’ve been! Bring your camera or your sketch pad. Best photo of a tourist on trail will receive a shitty prize!*

*The meaning of “Best” to be defined. Shitty prize not a guarantee.

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o2h3 #1995: Welcome Back Hash

Date: Saturday, June 6 2020

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently & Orange and Blue Balls

Meet: 02:30 PM
Away: 03:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 6

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split (Yes), Shot Stop (Yes)

Cash: $7

Address:
210 Wekiva Park Drive
Sanford, FL 32771
https://goo.gl/maps/xfDUcqnmBrcr776m6

Notes: And we’re back. On D-Day no less! Let’s make it a fun and safe hash. I’ve put together an all new and juicy trail for you wankers. We have a dry turkey trail for those who fear the water. Eagle trail will not only be fun but will earn you an OBB patch if you haven’t earned one yet. Hash Shit should make an appearance even if not transferred conventionally.

Also, this is also a full moon. I could be persuaded to hare a lunar trail around 8:30. But this would be a BYOB non-O2 trail.

Last, keep an eye on the weather and plan accordingly.

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o2h3 #2016: Hashy Nuptials!

Date: Saturday, October 10 2020

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently & Scooby Tile

Hash Meet: 01:00 PM
Kcar Away: 01:45 PM
Hare Away: 02:00 PM

Shiggy Meter: 0.69

Trail Extras: Shot Stop, Bar Stop

Hash Cash: $7

Start: 1070 Terrace Blvd
Orlando, FL 32803
https://goo.gl/maps/uJi7bpo2SKsZyTYk9

Hare Notes: You are cordially invited to celebrate the drunken hash nuptials of Fist Me Gently & Scooby Tile! Cum decked out in your best 80’s bridesmaid dresses! There will be trail full of beer stops & bars, a special patch to commemorate the solemn occasion, and an on-after of frivolous debauchery featuring cake smashing and golden…I mean champagne showers.

***this is a pub crawl event, don’t expect too much more from this drunken shit show of a couple this time around***

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OTDH3 #113 w/ Stinky Cunt Douchebag

Date: Thursday, February 27, 2020

Theme: Twerking On The Railroad

Hare: Stinky Cunt Douchebag LAAARY CUnt Decide

Hash Cash: $5 +$3 for the Train

Meet: 6:30 p.m.
Train Away: 6:52 p.m.
Hare Away: Once we hit the next station

Shiggy Meter: .69

Start Location: Maitland Sunrail Station
801 Orlando Ave
Maitland, FL 32751
https://goo.gl/maps/svjBNzdgHgY5xcEj9

Notes: Train arrives at 6:52. It’s $3 for the train ride (crossing counties) for those who want to skip the train you can meet us at the Altamonte Sunrail Staion. There will be a Sweets stop on trail.

OTDH3 #111 w/ Cunt Hash In the Rain

Date: Thursday, January 30, 2019

Hare: Cunt Hash In the Rain

Hash Cash: $5

Meet: 6:30 p.m.
Kit Car away: 6:50 p.m.
Hare Away: 7:00 p.m.

Shiggy Meter: 1.69

Start Location:
125 Oxford Rd
Casselberry, FL 32730
https://goo.gl/maps/8ELtyoeZLcQs5jAu8

Hare Notes: Come on out for a nice 3-mile URBAN trail. Flashlights and/or H**dlamps are recommended. We got beer. We got bologna. We got cookies. First OTDH3 trail of 2020!

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OTDH3 #112: Red Dress Kickoff Hash

Date: Thursday, February 13, 2020

Hare: Breaking Cunt

Hash Cash: $5

Meet: 6:30 p.m.
Kit Car away: 6:50 p.m.
Hare Away: 7:00 p.m.

Shiggy Meter: 0.69

Start Location:
2418 Dade Ave
Orlando, FL 32804
https://goo.gl/maps/JgXaHVzVwkGzj9m7A

Hare Notes: Start is right across the street from the Hash Hotel. Kick your RDR Weekend in Orlando off right some typical OTDH3 shenanigans. Trail will be dog friendly. Wear something Valentine’s themed. Come on out for a nice 3 mile URBAN trail. Flashlights and/or H**dlamps are recommended. We got beer. We got bologna. We got cookies.

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