o2h3 #2030: Cums Dumps The Resolutions

Date: Saturday, January 2, 2021

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 2:30 PM

Kit Car: 2:50 PM

Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 7562 University Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792, USA 

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Forget everything and Cums Dumps your resolutions in the new year.

Wear festive but very rumpled New Years hangover attire. Expect a beverage stop silliness. We reside in Floriduh, so wet feet always a possibility. Kit Kar will transport your snivel gear if needed.

Start near Devaney’s – Look for idiots at the front and center of the plaza entrance at Aloma SR426

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2037: Red Dress Run

O2H3 Red Dress Weekend

Date: Saturday, February 13, 2021

Hare(s): Thanks for the Mammaries

Meet: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: beer stop, bring money & mask

Cash: $7

Start: 

Start behind Ethnos360
312 W 1st St, Sanford, FL 32771
(407) 323-3430

Google Map Link

Notes: 

This is NOT a pub crawl!
In addition to the $7 hash cash, bring cash and a mask for one (1) (uno) beer check on trail.
Wear a red dress, and wear shoes you can run/walk on a 3 mile Trail.

Charity: we are taking cash donations for Back to Nature Wildlife Refuge

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2034: Wolf Moon (full moon hash)

Date: Thursday, January 28

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and I Think I’m Tile Now

Meet: 6:00 PM

Kitcar Away: 6:45 PM

Away: 7:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 242 N. Orlando Ave, Maitland, FL 32751

Google Map Link

Notes: 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2049: Dirty Derby on May Day

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, May 1, 2021

Hare(s): Stupid Gibbly Cunt and Fist Me Gently

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Behind Steel City Title Service and The Jungle MMA and Fitness. Drive between the office buildings to the back.
4019 FL-46, Sanford, FL 32771

Google Map Link

Notes: 
It’s May Day and Kentucky Derby Day!! Wear your favorite decked-out derby hats or bright May day outfits as we consume mint juleps before, during and after this trail of ups, overs and throughs to cross the finish line. You may even get to wrap a May Pole at the end – just ask one of the guys to share theirs. On-On!! 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2061: Do you like Piña Coladas?

Date: Saturday, July 10, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:00 PM
Away: 4:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Parking lot behind Katmai office
12001 Science Dr #160, Orlando, FL 32826

Google Map Link

Notes: 
It’s National Piña Colada Day, yay!!! Water stop on trail in addition to a beer/shot stop, and Piña Coladas post-trail…

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2083: Leftover Turkey Trail!

Date: Saturday, November 27, 2021

Hare(s): Missing Link

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: 

Cash: $7

Start: Duncan-Parnell Land Surveyor
621 Brookhaven Dr., Orlando, FL 32803
There should be enough street parking.

Google Map Link

Notes: This will be a fun romp in the sun! Weather is expected to be clear and brisk! About 68 degrees so plan accordingly. Come out and hash off some stuffing! ON ON!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2031: Shiggy

Date: Saturday, January 9, 2021

Hare(s): Hazukashii

Meet: 2:00 PM

Kitcar: 2:45 PM
Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 7.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start:

31852 Wekiva River Rd,
Sorrento, FL 32776

Google Map Link

Notes: No pavement, just the shiggy ma’am. 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2050: Operation Soldiers Creek

Date: Saturday, May 8, 2021

Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef and Just Bryan

Meet: 2:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:00 PM
Away: 3:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Soldiers Creek Park
2400 FL-419
Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to penetrate deep into the bush and liberate members of the mini-bottle tribe held hostage by the piñata federation. Be on the lookout for kamikazes and boobie traps. Optional commando or dress like a reject from the A-Team theme.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2062: Regular old trail

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, July 17, 2021

Hare(s): Down N Dirty and I Think I’m Tile Now

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/eagle split

Cash: $7

Start: 
Mariah’s Medical Spa
901 W Warren Ave, Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: Just a regular old everyday hash with a turkey/eagle split.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2084: Tiger King Hash

Date: Saturday, December 4, 2021

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and Scooby Tile

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: T=3.69, E=6.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Ameris Bank (in the back)
3505 W. Lake Mary Blvd.
Lake Mary, FL 32746

Google Map Link

Notes: Hey all you cool cats and kittens, The king is back. ‘Fist Me Exotic’ and ‘Scooby F*ing Baskin’ are laying a shitty trail for you wankers. Be careful on the Turkey Trail, we know what happens to people that know Ms Baskins. The eagle trail may step in the Don Lewis big cat fodder. On-On!!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***