2021

o2h3 #2030: Cums Dumps The Resolutions

Date: Saturday, January 2, 2021

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 2:30 PM

Kit Car: 2:50 PM

Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 7562 University Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792, USA 

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Forget everything and Cums Dumps your resolutions in the new year.

Wear festive but very rumpled New Years hangover attire. Expect a beverage stop silliness. We reside in Floriduh, so wet feet always a possibility. Kit Kar will transport your snivel gear if needed.

Start near Devaney’s – Look for idiots at the front and center of the plaza entrance at Aloma SR426

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2037: Red Dress Run

O2H3 Red Dress Weekend

Date: Saturday, February 13, 2021

Hare(s): Thanks for the Mammaries

Meet: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: beer stop, bring money & mask

Cash: $7

Start: 

Start behind Ethnos360
312 W 1st St, Sanford, FL 32771
(407) 323-3430

Google Map Link

Notes: 

This is NOT a pub crawl!
In addition to the $7 hash cash, bring cash and a mask for one (1) (uno) beer check on trail.
Wear a red dress, and wear shoes you can run/walk on a 3 mile Trail.

Charity: we are taking cash donations for Back to Nature Wildlife Refuge

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2038: Bring Your Own Wood!

Date: Saturday, February 20, 2021

Hare(s): Stink Stick and Chin Chin Calibrator

Meet: 2:15 PM
Away: 3:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: 

Cash: $7

Start: Southwest side of Snow Hill bridge

Google Map Link

Notes: Turkey/Eagle split

Get some good wood on trail, and bring it to circle. It will be a trail, there will be things on trail, and there will be a fire at circle (because it’s winter and it’s cold, you wanking wanks!). Legal Disclaimer: We, the hares, bare absolutely no responsibility for giving any figs. 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2047: Cherry Popping

Date: Saturday, April 24, 2021

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and I Think I’m Tile Now

Meet: 1:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:15 PM
Away: 2:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 3.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Grayish Blue Small building
2603 Park Dr
Sanford, FL 32773

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Two year cherry popping hashaversary. Meet us at Park Dive bar for prelubing at 12:30 if you dare. First drink is on you. 🙂 FYI – no food there, just chips and beer. The way a dive bar should be. See you Saturday!!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2060: Merica!! Drinkin’ Booze & Refusin’ to Lose since 1776!

o2h3 #1999: Velma's In Depends Day 50TH Birthday Hash!

Date: Saturday, July 3, 2021

Hare(s): I Think I’m Tile Now and Fist Me Gently

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:00 PM
Away: 4:20 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop, Bar Stop (bring cash & ID!)

Cash: $7

Start: 
Mayor Carl T. Langford Park Neighborhood Center
1808 East Central Blvd, Orlando, FL 32803

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Woo-hoo! In-depend-dense Day is upon us again so let’s get Woodrow Wasted! We’ll be Drinkin’ like Lincoln while getting Donald Drunk during trail.

George Sloshington, Teddy Boozevelt, Alexander Hammeredton, George Busch, & Anbrew Jackson wood have been jealous to never have met a drunken motley crew like us before. 🍻

Show up sporting your best (& possibly trashiest) Red White & Blue to make our founding fathers proud!

We will have a cookout after circle, so be sure to bring a side or special drink to share!

Also be sure to bring ID & cash on trail for extra credit bar stops.

Revolutions Rock!! (We really left because of the Blood Pudding)

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2080: UCF Homecumming Tailgate Hash

Date: Saturday, November 6, 2021

Hare(s): Likes Tiny Dicks and Glowing Penis Hidden Finger

Meet: 12:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 1:00 PM
Away: 1:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Parking lot in front of Barbara Ying Center
Parking Lot B7 UCF Campus Orlando, FL 32826
28.595425,-81.201599 * Free parking!

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cum out dressed in your best black and gold to support the Knights homecumming game and follow the hares to a tailgate part filled with tipsy hot coeds! After imbibing and frollicking with the locals the hares will lead you on a turkey/eagle split trail to the nectar of the hash gods.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2046: Nobody Cares

Date: Saturday, April 17, 2021

Hare(s): Stink Stick and Just Tony (Naming Hash)

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar: 3:35 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 3.69

Trail Stops: wet feet, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
CVS parking lot
13000 Tanja King Blvd, Orlando, FL 32828

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Fire at circle.
Primitive Camping is available after circle, weather permitting. Alcohol consumption needs to be very discreet! Please bring a vessel! Remote parking, but a shuttle with bring you to the campsite. See thread on event for more details.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2058: Midsummer’s Strawberry Fairy Trail (Full Moon)

Date: Thursday, June 24, 2021

Hare(s): Likes Tiny Dicks and Dirty Little Not C’s

Meet: 6:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:50 PM
Away: 7:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.6669

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start:  
Fort Maitland Park
900 Orlando Ave.
Maitland, FL 32751

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Next Thursday two salacious fairies will descend up the hash to tease you gullible wankers under a full rosy red orb. Beware as the “blonde leading the blonde” bribes you mere mortals with sweet treats and love potions. Do you dare to cum out and dance with the green fairy? You may fall under our spell! If so, don yourself with glitter or glowsticks (not Stink) or cum as a donkey!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2081: Sadie Hawkins Day (Wear dresses boys!)

Sadie Hawkins Trail, Reverse dressup

Date: Saturday, November 13, 2021

Hare(s): Let Him Finish and Fat Jew Fucker

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Beer/shot stop, Bar stop (bring cash & ID!)

Cash: $7

Start: 
Greenwood Dog Park
1224 E. Anderson St. 
Orlando, FL 32801

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Sadie Hawkins Day (November 13th) can be described as a satiric race in which eligible women chase down terrified bachelors for the purposes of wedlock, an event which reverses the cultural norms of men as the romantic pursuers.

Now doesn’t that sound like a good day to hash? And besides, Who doesn’t enjoy a little bit of role reversal every now and then?
This week we have a very fancy trail planned deep within the bowels of the city of Orlando. So, with respect to Sadie Hawkins Day, Ladies come dressed in your favorite men’s clothing; and us gentlemen will wear our sexiest prom dresses to match. Dress sharp! We’ve got a beer check and a bar stop planned, so be sure to bring ID and cash along with you.
Won’t you come dance with me?

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2033: Hare, or Else! (Naming Trail!)

Date: Saturday, January 23

Hare(s): Hot Wet Discharge and Just Noelle (naming!)

Meet: 2:30 PM

Kitcar Away: 3:00 PM

Away: 3:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 2901 Curry Ford Road, Orlando, FL

Google Map Link

Notes: 

There will be shooters and a beer stop.
No splits. 3-4 miles.
Park behind Los Generales.

Bring your slowest, your weakest, your I-need-a-nap game, this a pokey and reluctant hare’s first trail. She will be goosed and dragged along by Hot Wet. The chances of catching the hares on this hash are astronomically in your favor, so wear your high heels and sashay this 5k like a boss!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***