2021

o2h3 #2030: Cums Dumps The Resolutions

Date: Saturday, January 2, 2021

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 2:30 PM

Kit Car: 2:50 PM

Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 7562 University Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792, USA 

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Forget everything and Cums Dumps your resolutions in the new year.

Wear festive but very rumpled New Years hangover attire. Expect a beverage stop silliness. We reside in Floriduh, so wet feet always a possibility. Kit Kar will transport your snivel gear if needed.

Start near Devaney’s – Look for idiots at the front and center of the plaza entrance at Aloma SR426

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2037: Red Dress Run

O2H3 Red Dress Weekend

Date: Saturday, February 13, 2021

Hare(s): Thanks for the Mammaries

Meet: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: beer stop, bring money & mask

Cash: $7

Start: 

Start behind Ethnos360
312 W 1st St, Sanford, FL 32771
(407) 323-3430

Google Map Link

Notes: 

This is NOT a pub crawl!
In addition to the $7 hash cash, bring cash and a mask for one (1) (uno) beer check on trail.
Wear a red dress, and wear shoes you can run/walk on a 3 mile Trail.

Charity: we are taking cash donations for Back to Nature Wildlife Refuge

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2045: Good Lay, Iva, Anal Lick It All

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, April  10, 2021

Hare(s): Good Lay, Iva, Anal Lick It All

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:15 PM
Away: 4:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 100010

Trail Stops: Bar Stop (bring cash & ID!), Mask recommended

Cash: $7

Start: 
Howard Middle School 
800 E. Robinson St.
Orlando, FL 32801

Google Map Link

Notes:
* Parking is all around the area. Park and meet us at the front of the school. There is a lot right across from the school (near the track) but it is limited. Kit car will be located there.
* There is a beer stop: bring your ID, cash and mask.
* This is old school O2H3. IVA and Good Lay have taught Lick It some devious tricks.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2059: Whatever! Just be you trail!

Date: Saturday, June 26, 2021

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:00 PM
Away: 4:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: Wet feet, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Abandoned building
2300 FL 434, Longwood, FL 32779

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Whatever! It’s a trail. Say thank you! The easy route is the wet route. Cum on out and get your shiggy on.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2072: Harvest Moon Hash

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers - Full Moon

Date: Saturday, September 21, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer and Dirty Little Not Cs

Meet: 6:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:50 PM
Away: 7:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Wet Feet, Beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: Home Depot Parking Lot
7007 Narcoosee Rd, Orlando, FL 32822

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cum one, cum all to celebrate the Harvest Moon, with plenty of beer to be harvested before, during and after the shittiest of shitty trails. High probability of wet shoes if there’s lots of rain beforehand.


~~~Please stay home if you’re not feeling well.~~~
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2038: Bring Your Own Wood!

Date: Saturday, February 20, 2021

Hare(s): Stink Stick and Chin Chin Calibrator

Meet: 2:15 PM
Away: 3:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: 

Cash: $7

Start: Southwest side of Snow Hill bridge

Google Map Link

Notes: Turkey/Eagle split

Get some good wood on trail, and bring it to circle. It will be a trail, there will be things on trail, and there will be a fire at circle (because it’s winter and it’s cold, you wanking wanks!). Legal Disclaimer: We, the hares, bare absolutely no responsibility for giving any figs. 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2047: Cherry Popping

Date: Saturday, April 24, 2021

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and I Think I’m Tile Now

Meet: 1:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:15 PM
Away: 2:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 3.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Grayish Blue Small building
2603 Park Dr
Sanford, FL 32773

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Two year cherry popping hashaversary. Meet us at Park Dive bar for prelubing at 12:30 if you dare. First drink is on you. 🙂 FYI – no food there, just chips and beer. The way a dive bar should be. See you Saturday!!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2060: Merica!! Drinkin’ Booze & Refusin’ to Lose since 1776!

o2h3 #1999: Velma's In Depends Day 50TH Birthday Hash!

Date: Saturday, July 3, 2021

Hare(s): I Think I’m Tile Now and Fist Me Gently

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:00 PM
Away: 4:20 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop, Bar Stop (bring cash & ID!)

Cash: $7

Start: 
Mayor Carl T. Langford Park Neighborhood Center
1808 East Central Blvd, Orlando, FL 32803

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Woo-hoo! In-depend-dense Day is upon us again so let’s get Woodrow Wasted! We’ll be Drinkin’ like Lincoln while getting Donald Drunk during trail.

George Sloshington, Teddy Boozevelt, Alexander Hammeredton, George Busch, & Anbrew Jackson wood have been jealous to never have met a drunken motley crew like us before. 🍻

Show up sporting your best (& possibly trashiest) Red White & Blue to make our founding fathers proud!

We will have a cookout after circle, so be sure to bring a side or special drink to share!

Also be sure to bring ID & cash on trail for extra credit bar stops.

Revolutions Rock!! (We really left because of the Blood Pudding)

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2080: UCF Homecumming Tailgate Hash

Date: Saturday, November 6, 2021

Hare(s): Likes Tiny Dicks and Glowing Penis Hidden Finger

Meet: 12:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 1:00 PM
Away: 1:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Parking lot in front of Barbara Ying Center
Parking Lot B7 UCF Campus Orlando, FL 32826
28.595425,-81.201599 * Free parking!

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cum out dressed in your best black and gold to support the Knights homecumming game and follow the hares to a tailgate part filled with tipsy hot coeds! After imbibing and frollicking with the locals the hares will lead you on a turkey/eagle split trail to the nectar of the hash gods.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2046: Nobody Cares

Date: Saturday, April 17, 2021

Hare(s): Stink Stick and Just Tony (Naming Hash)

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar: 3:35 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 3.69

Trail Stops: wet feet, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
CVS parking lot
13000 Tanja King Blvd, Orlando, FL 32828

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Fire at circle.
Primitive Camping is available after circle, weather permitting. Alcohol consumption needs to be very discreet! Please bring a vessel! Remote parking, but a shuttle with bring you to the campsite. See thread on event for more details.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***