o2h3 #2030: Cums Dumps The Resolutions

Date: Saturday, January 2, 2021

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 2:30 PM

Kit Car: 2:50 PM

Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 7562 University Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792, USA 

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Forget everything and Cums Dumps your resolutions in the new year.

Wear festive but very rumpled New Years hangover attire. Expect a beverage stop silliness. We reside in Floriduh, so wet feet always a possibility. Kit Kar will transport your snivel gear if needed.

Start near Devaney’s – Look for idiots at the front and center of the plaza entrance at Aloma SR426

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2037: Red Dress Run

O2H3 Red Dress Weekend

Date: Saturday, February 13, 2021

Hare(s): Thanks for the Mammaries

Meet: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: beer stop, bring money & mask

Cash: $7

Start: 

Start behind Ethnos360
312 W 1st St, Sanford, FL 32771
(407) 323-3430

Google Map Link

Notes: 

This is NOT a pub crawl!
In addition to the $7 hash cash, bring cash and a mask for one (1) (uno) beer check on trail.
Wear a red dress, and wear shoes you can run/walk on a 3 mile Trail.

Charity: we are taking cash donations for Back to Nature Wildlife Refuge

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2043: CARE Foundation Charity Run (and bonfire!)

o2h3 #1994: Bury the Hatchet Trail

Date: Saturday, March 27, 2021

Hare(s): Thanks for the Mammaries & Pee Pee Pound Stalkings

Meet: 2:30 PM (you can arrive as early as 12:00 PM to see the animals)
Away: 3:00 PM sharp!

Shiggy Level: 3.69

Cash: $7

Start: 

C.A.R.E. Foundation, 4609 West Ponkan Rd., Apopka, FL 32712

Google Map Link

Notes: 

PARK NEAR (but not too near) THE FIRE PIT. You’ll see it on your left as you come up the driveway. 
Don’t park near the house; signs say reserved for employees.

We have been invited to visit the C.A.R.E. Foundation. This is an animal sanctuary not to be confused with a zoo or a breeding facility. Most animals come to the sanctuary because they’ve been abused confiscated or rehoused. The foundation works largely on donations. They are waving their $10 entry fee for the hash.

They are allowing us to view the animals from noon until the hash starts. Animal feeding time may be at 1:30pm.

The on-in and on-after will also be at CARE. So, we are asking everyone to bring a finger-food dish to share after trail. Plan for keeping your dish hot/cold if needed, we won’t have extra coolers and nobody wants food poisoning!   

Monetary donations for C.A.R.E. are greatly appreciated! Bring cash, or visit their website to donate.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 Back Tag Meeting

O2H3 Black Tag Meeting

Date: Sunday, June 13, 2021

Meet: 12:00 PM
Location: Lake Formosa Park, 1801 Alden Rd., Orlando, FL 32803

Google Map Link

Notes: 

This is our biannual meeting to discuss hash goings on. All hashers may attend, only black tagged hashers (those who have hashed with O2H3 25 times or more) may vote.
Bring a chair or sit on the ground!
MM will bring a cooler of beer, you could bring something snacky to share! 

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2065: Mystery Hare

Date: Saturday, August 7, 2021

Hare(s): Super Cool Guy and Mystery Hare

Meet: 4:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:30 PM
Away: 5:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Soldiers Creek Park
2400 FL-419, Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Another trail shrouded in mystery. Deep in the dog days of summer when the stink of sweat is cleansed by the discharge of hanging clouds. When all the dirty pack wants is to finish trail before barfing just to say they survived. Why is the hare being so secretive? What is he even being secretive about? Is discretion really the better part of valor? Why would anyone still be reading this? Are you reading too much into this? Do any of the words you’ve just read have any meaning or is this whole exercise apropos of nothing?
Sometimes nothing can be real cool hand. Trail should be fun for the fast or slow. Rain or shine. Special shot/beer stop for anyone who can find it. I’ll hide it in plain sight. -SCG

Special Note: Sick people can’t go hashing… ♫♫ Seriously, please stay home if you’re feeling unwell at all. 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2076: Hashing

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, October 16, 2021

Hare(s): Two Men In Me

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
PRO Health Medical
2450 Maitland Center Pkwy Suite 300, Maitland, FL 32751

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cum on out and help me find trail!
Blah blah blah Beer stop!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2042: Green Dress Run

O2H3 Green Dress Hash

Date: Saturday, March 20, 2021

Hare(s): Velma’s Bitch & Quicker Lick Her Up Her

Meet: 2:45 PM
Away: 3:30 PM

Shiggy Level:

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop, Bar Stop (bring cash & ID!), Mask Recommended

Cash: $7

Start: Ruth’s Hospitality Group. southeast corner
1030 W Canton Ave #100, Winter Park, FL 32789

Google Map Link

Notes: 
The Winter Park Art Festival is virtual so BRING YOUR OWN ART from recent or long ago!
Beer stop,
Bar stop,
Shot stop
Bring mask,
Bring money.
Wear your finest green dress.
Shepard’s pie at the end. 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2057: Tails on Trail for PRIDE (Naming)

ÉDate: Saturday, June 19, 2021

Hare(s): Quicker Lick Her Up Her and Just Amber

Meet: 3:45 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:15 PM
Away: 4:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 3.69

Trail Stops: Beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
West Oaks Mall
9401 W Colonial Dr, Ocoee, FL 34761
J C Penny lot

Google Map Link

Notes: Wear your rainbow, show your support for Pride Month! Naming & some nice shiggy! It will be a firey ball of a good time!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2075: Uganda Be Kidding

Date: Saturday, October 9, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle split, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: Burger King, Lake Mary
4405 W. Lake Mary Blvd., Lake Mary, FL 32746

Google Map Link

Notes: 
It’s Independance in Uganda
And I really know to wanna
Cum Lake Mary way
And skip Earthday Birthday

There’s a turkey/eagle split
But you don’t give a shit
Because the beer/shot stop
Will make you want to pop

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

~~~~Please do not attend if you feel unwell.~~~~

o2h3 #2041: Daylight Misbehavings

Date: Saturday, March 13, 2021

Hare(s): Glowing Penis Hidden Finger and Blows On the Go

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar: 3:00 PM
Away: 3:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 6.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
1003 Lockwood Blvd, Oviedo, FL 32765
Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cum lose an hour of your life on a trail hared by the two most talkative hashers in all of O2H3.
Hare Notes:
-Park to the side of Cafe Panuzzo’s
-Wet feet depending on weather or if you fall at the log crossing
-The log crossing will have a rope for assistance. Those that do not wish to cross may follow the designated sweeper through an alternative trail around it
-Turkey/Eagle split
-Beer stop AND shot stop
-There is a non-zero possibility of seeing mean reptiles on trail 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***