o2h3 #2030: Cums Dumps The Resolutions

Date: Saturday, January 2, 2021

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 2:30 PM

Kit Car: 2:50 PM

Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 7562 University Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792, USA 

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Forget everything and Cums Dumps your resolutions in the new year.

Wear festive but very rumpled New Years hangover attire. Expect a beverage stop silliness. We reside in Floriduh, so wet feet always a possibility. Kit Kar will transport your snivel gear if needed.

Start near Devaney’s – Look for idiots at the front and center of the plaza entrance at Aloma SR426

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o2h3 #2037: Red Dress Run

O2H3 Red Dress Weekend

Date: Saturday, February 13, 2021

Hare(s): Thanks for the Mammaries

Meet: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: beer stop, bring money & mask

Cash: $7

Start: 

Start behind Ethnos360
312 W 1st St, Sanford, FL 32771
(407) 323-3430

Google Map Link

Notes: 

This is NOT a pub crawl!
In addition to the $7 hash cash, bring cash and a mask for one (1) (uno) beer check on trail.
Wear a red dress, and wear shoes you can run/walk on a 3 mile Trail.

Charity: we are taking cash donations for Back to Nature Wildlife Refuge

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o2h3 #2062: Regular old trail

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, July 17, 2021

Hare(s): Down N Dirty and I Think I’m Tile Now

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/eagle split

Cash: $7

Start: 
Mariah’s Medical Spa
901 W Warren Ave, Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: Just a regular old everyday hash with a turkey/eagle split.

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o2h3 #2084: Tiger King Hash

Date: Saturday, December 4, 2021

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and Scooby Tile

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: T=3.69, E=6.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Ameris Bank (in the back)
3505 W. Lake Mary Blvd.
Lake Mary, FL 32746

Google Map Link

Notes: Hey all you cool cats and kittens, The king is back. ‘Fist Me Exotic’ and ‘Scooby F*ing Baskin’ are laying a shitty trail for you wankers. Be careful on the Turkey Trail, we know what happens to people that know Ms Baskins. The eagle trail may step in the Don Lewis big cat fodder. On-On!!

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o2h3 #2031: Shiggy

Date: Saturday, January 9, 2021

Hare(s): Hazukashii

Meet: 2:00 PM

Kitcar: 2:45 PM
Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 7.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start:

31852 Wekiva River Rd,
Sorrento, FL 32776

Google Map Link

Notes: No pavement, just the shiggy ma’am. 

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o2h3 #2050: Operation Soldiers Creek

Date: Saturday, May 8, 2021

Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef and Just Bryan

Meet: 2:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:00 PM
Away: 3:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Soldiers Creek Park
2400 FL-419
Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to penetrate deep into the bush and liberate members of the mini-bottle tribe held hostage by the piñata federation. Be on the lookout for kamikazes and boobie traps. Optional commando or dress like a reject from the A-Team theme.

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o2h3 #2063: Float Hash (Buck Moon)

Date: Saturday, July 24, 2021

Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls and Velma’s Bitch

Meet: 2:30 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Beer stop, wet feet are guaranteed!

Cash: $13 (prepay via link below)

Notes: 
Registration and prepayment are required for this event. All details, including payment instructions, can be found here. Deadline for registration is Tuesday, July 20, 2021 at 11:59 PM. 

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o2h3 #2085: Rep ur gang and help us name!

Date: Saturday, December 11, 2021

Hare(s): Two Men In Me and Just Mikey

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 3.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle split, Beer/Shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Secret Lake Park
200 N. Triplet Lake Dr., Casselberry, FL 32707
Park around the right side of the building

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Red vs Blue, Bloods vs Crips
Rep your set and see who’s on your side
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Also let’s finally name this kid!

 

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o2h3 #2052: Tutu RunRun with PeePee and FinFin

Date: Saturday, May 22, 2021

Hare(s): Pee Pee Pound Stalkings & Let Him Finish

Meet: 2:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:00 PM
Away: 3:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Home Depot – Park near the lake
3455 S US Hwy 17 92, Casselberry, FL 32707

Notes: 

Welcome back to another fine day in this our great American experiment where we will be continuing our long-standing tradition of stumbling around town while drunk and cross-dressing.
And yes, on this wondrous occasion we will also be celebrating the birthday of certainly one of the most people I have ever met: LTD
We’ve got a beer stop planned, and cake set for the end to hedge our bets. So, if anything goes wrong, at least you probably won’t remember it the next morning anyways. See ya there.

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o2h3 #2064: Limp dick got cold feet….

Date: Saturday, July 31, 2021

Hare(s): Two Men In Me and Bertha Beverhousen

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:40 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/eagle split, beer/shot/water stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
South Beach Tanning Co
767 S State Rd 434, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714
Back lot (East side)

Google Map Link

Notes:

GPS coordinates: 28.646483, -81.414226

This is a change to the original trail!!!!
Mikey eats anything and this time it got him. He will return, hopefully no less of a man.
Today in 2013 Scientists Grow Artificial Ear in a lab.

 

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