2021

o2h3 #2030: Cums Dumps The Resolutions

Date: Saturday, January 2, 2021

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 2:30 PM

Kit Car: 2:50 PM

Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 7562 University Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792, USA 

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Forget everything and Cums Dumps your resolutions in the new year.

Wear festive but very rumpled New Years hangover attire. Expect a beverage stop silliness. We reside in Floriduh, so wet feet always a possibility. Kit Kar will transport your snivel gear if needed.

Start near Devaney’s – Look for idiots at the front and center of the plaza entrance at Aloma SR426

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2037: Red Dress Run

O2H3 Red Dress Weekend

Date: Saturday, February 13, 2021

Hare(s): Thanks for the Mammaries

Meet: 2:30 PM
Away: 3:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: beer stop, bring money & mask

Cash: $7

Start: 

Start behind Ethnos360
312 W 1st St, Sanford, FL 32771
(407) 323-3430

Google Map Link

Notes: 

This is NOT a pub crawl!
In addition to the $7 hash cash, bring cash and a mask for one (1) (uno) beer check on trail.
Wear a red dress, and wear shoes you can run/walk on a 3 mile Trail.

Charity: we are taking cash donations for Back to Nature Wildlife Refuge

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2052: Tutu RunRun with PeePee and FinFin

Date: Saturday, May 22, 2021

Hare(s): Pee Pee Pound Stalkings & Let Him Finish

Meet: 2:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:00 PM
Away: 3:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Home Depot – Park near the lake
3455 S US Hwy 17 92, Casselberry, FL 32707

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Welcome back to another fine day in this our great American experiment where we will be continuing our long-standing tradition of stumbling around town while drunk and cross-dressing.
And yes, on this wondrous occasion we will also be celebrating the birthday of certainly one of the most people I have ever met: LTD
We’ve got a beer stop planned, and cake set for the end to hedge our bets. So, if anything goes wrong, at least you probably won’t remember it the next morning anyways. See ya there.

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o2h3 #2063: Float Hash (Buck Moon)

Date: Saturday, July 24, 2021

Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls and Velma’s Bitch

Meet: 2:30 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Beer stop, wet feet are guaranteed!

Cash: $13 (prepay via link below)

Notes: 
Registration and prepayment are required for this event. All details, including payment instructions, can be found here. Deadline for registration is Tuesday, July 20, 2021 at 11:59 PM. 

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o2h3 #2085: Rep ur gang and help us name!

Date: Saturday, December 11, 2021

Hare(s): Two Men In Me and Just Mikey

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 3.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle split, Beer/Shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Secret Lake Park
200 N. Triplet Lake Dr., Casselberry, FL 32707
Park around the right side of the building

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Red vs Blue, Bloods vs Crips
Rep your set and see who’s on your side
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

Also let’s finally name this kid!

 

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o2h3 #2032: Scots Highland Games

Date: Saturday, January 16

Hare(s): Cums Dumps and Goes & Likes Tiny Dicks

Meet: 2:00 PM

Kitcar: 2:30 PM 

Away: 2:50 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69696969696969

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start:

1160 E State Rd 434, Winter Springs, FL 32708
(Park behind Publix)

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Ceud mìle fàilte! Slàinte mhor a h-uile là a chi’s nach fhaic… Na seas aig earball na bà no caill an t-slighe seo

Translation “A hundred thousand welcomes” ~ “Cheers, great health to every day I see you and every day I don’t” Don’t stand at the cow’s tail or miss this trail

Cum to trail kilted, or you can buy, make, or borrow one! Since Covid canceled the real Highland games event, your Hares have a grand (yet mostly safely distanced) time planned for the pack. Events include: Drink and a trail – Drink and highland-style games – Drink and Gaelic songs – Drink and Gaelic music – Drink and Gaelic drink – Drink and tres leches cake for Pee Pee’s birfday, and more DRINK!

Bonus points if you get your feet or panties wet.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2064: Limp dick got cold feet….

Date: Saturday, July 31, 2021

Hare(s): Two Men In Me and Bertha Beverhousen

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:40 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/eagle split, beer/shot/water stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
South Beach Tanning Co
767 S State Rd 434, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714
Back lot (East side)

Google Map Link

Notes:

GPS coordinates: 28.646483, -81.414226

This is a change to the original trail!!!!
Mikey eats anything and this time it got him. He will return, hopefully no less of a man.
Today in 2013 Scientists Grow Artificial Ear in a lab.

 

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o2h3 #2086: Fireball Elves!!! In Celebration

Date: Saturday, December 18, 2021

Hare(s): Gone Incesty Seconds and Cums Dumps Goes

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop, Bar Stop (bring cash & ID!), Mask Recommended

Cash: $7

Start: 
Start at Heritage Hall (park on street)
951 Celebration Ave.
Celebration Florida 34747

Google Map Link

Notes: It’s a celebration in celebration. Come dressed as a fuckin Elf’ and dare to snare an Elfin hare!! Beer stop, shot stop, bar $top (kindly bring mask n $ for bar). Watch for hash ornaments and mystery mistletoe’ A Merry Elf-in Christmas to all!!!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2039: find our rabbit hole in the blinding snow moonlight through a looking glass

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers - Full Moon

Date: Saturday, February 27, 2021

Hare(s): Grandpa Has My Dick Pics and Blue Balls On Fire

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:45 PM
Away: 4:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 8.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 2451 Dean Rd, Union Park, FL 32817

Google Map Link

Notes: 
RU ready to get a little Japanese experience?
RU ready to have Grandpa make you wet?
RU ready to have blue balls give you some of his warm tasty treats?
RU ready for a shitty trail?
RU ready for this long and hard full moon experience?

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***