2021

o2h3 #2075: Uganda Be Kidding

Date: Saturday, October 9, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle split, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: Burger King, Lake Mary
4405 W. Lake Mary Blvd., Lake Mary, FL 32746

Google Map Link

Notes: 
It’s Independance in Uganda
And I really know to wanna
Cum Lake Mary way
And skip Earthday Birthday

There’s a turkey/eagle split
But you don’t give a shit
Because the beer/shot stop
Will make you want to pop

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

~~~~Please do not attend if you feel unwell.~~~~

o2h3 #2041: Daylight Misbehavings

Date: Saturday, March 13, 2021

Hare(s): Glowing Penis Hidden Finger and Blows On the Go

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar: 3:00 PM
Away: 3:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 6.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
1003 Lockwood Blvd, Oviedo, FL 32765
Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cum lose an hour of your life on a trail hared by the two most talkative hashers in all of O2H3.
Hare Notes:
-Park to the side of Cafe Panuzzo’s
-Wet feet depending on weather or if you fall at the log crossing
-The log crossing will have a rope for assistance. Those that do not wish to cross may follow the designated sweeper through an alternative trail around it
-Turkey/Eagle split
-Beer stop AND shot stop
-There is a non-zero possibility of seeing mean reptiles on trail 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2070: Wear White After Labor Day

Date: Saturday, September 11, 2021

Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Flagler Trail – Snowhill Road Trailhead
3290 Snow Hill Rod.
Oviedo, FL 32766 (Village of Taintsville)

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Taint no reason not to cum in cesty seconds! Or if you taint here you taint in Taintsville! Fashion be damned! Taint no cares what they say! Shed your cares, cum out pure as the drivin’ Snowhill! It’s CDG’s birthday with spiked cake and spiked watermelon and other goodies. Of course the Fireball Fairy will be in da house! Rock out with your taint out!

~~~~~Please stay home if you’re not feeling well.~~~~~

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2074: Hare Notes Will Make You Cum

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, October 2, 2021

Hare(s): Stink Stick and Hot Wet Discharge

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer Stop (bring cash & ID)

Cash: $7

Start: Dunkin’ Donuts
861 E. State Road 434
Winter Springs, FL 32708

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Best trail ever?!?
Well,
it will be Hot,
it will be Wet,
there will be Sticks,
but will it Stink??
At the bar stop there will be opportunities for the hounds to entertain… be entertained and earn a beer from the hares.
On on, you F-in Wanks!!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

~~~Please do not attend if you’re feeling unwell.~~~

o2h3 #2040: A Very Merry Unbirthday (OBB)

Date: Saturday, March 6, 2021

Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls

Meet: 2:45 PM
Away: 3:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 6.69

Trail Stops: 

Cash: $7

Start: 
210 Wekiva Park Drive
Sanford, FL

Google Map Link

Notes: 

It’s my UNBIRTHDAY! I hear it’s yours too! So come as the Mad Hatter and I’ll come as the Hare.
Rumor has it someone is turning forty-sixteen! I’ll have a cake for the occasion so you don’t have to make one. By the way, there is no Turkey Trail and you will get wet from head to toe. But not because of trail but because the forecast calls for a 90% chance of rain. Shiggy? I haven’t decided yet how much fun you’ll have. But I’m not throwing away my shot! I’d rather drink it instead. On-On!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2069: Dude where’s my trail?

Date: Saturday, September 4, 2021

Hare(s): Two Men in Me and Just Jeremy (naming)

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:00 PM
Away: 4:20 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Oviedo Mall, south-east SIIIIIDE
1700 Oviedo Mall Boulevard, Oviedo, FL 32765

Google Map Link

Notes: 
I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.
Also, two stops my dudes; brews and booze.
“Let me tell you this: The older you do get, the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’, man, L-I-V-I-N.”

~~~~~Please stay home if you’re not feeling well.~~~~~

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2073: T.E.D. Trail/Dog Naming

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, September 25, 2021

Hare(s): Quicker LickHer UpHer, Velma’s Bitch, and Grandpa Has My Dick Pics

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: .69 Dog, 5.69 Turkey/Eagle

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop, Bar Stop (bring cash & ID!)

Cash: $7

Start: 
Lake Nona Boulevard Parking
6955 Lake Nona Boulevard Parking

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Park on West/SouthWest corner of 3rd floor.
Cum on out for our Turkey Eagle Dog Trail!!! There will be a walking Dog friendly trail under 2 miles with additional Beer Stop/Water stop for the pups and handlers! All dogs must be on leash. Turkey and Eagle will get their feet wet…Shiggy socks are not a bad idea, oompa loompa’s (aka Tile and Iva) may need water wings! On-After is dog friendly.
Talon, Chunk and Reba want some new friends to play with!!! Bring your pups!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

~~~Please stay home if you’re feeling ill.~~~

o2h3 #2045: Good Lay, Iva, Anal Lick It All

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, April  10, 2021

Hare(s): Good Lay, Iva, Anal Lick It All

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:15 PM
Away: 4:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 100010

Trail Stops: Bar Stop (bring cash & ID!), Mask recommended

Cash: $7

Start: 
Howard Middle School 
800 E. Robinson St.
Orlando, FL 32801

Google Map Link

Notes:
* Parking is all around the area. Park and meet us at the front of the school. There is a lot right across from the school (near the track) but it is limited. Kit car will be located there.
* There is a beer stop: bring your ID, cash and mask.
* This is old school O2H3. IVA and Good Lay have taught Lick It some devious tricks.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2059: Whatever! Just be you trail!

Date: Saturday, June 26, 2021

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:00 PM
Away: 4:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: Wet feet, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Abandoned building
2300 FL 434, Longwood, FL 32779

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Whatever! It’s a trail. Say thank you! The easy route is the wet route. Cum on out and get your shiggy on.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2072: Harvest Moon Hash

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers - Full Moon

Date: Saturday, September 21, 2021

Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer and Dirty Little Not Cs

Meet: 6:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:50 PM
Away: 7:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Wet Feet, Beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: Home Depot Parking Lot
7007 Narcoosee Rd, Orlando, FL 32822

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cum one, cum all to celebrate the Harvest Moon, with plenty of beer to be harvested before, during and after the shittiest of shitty trails. High probability of wet shoes if there’s lots of rain beforehand.


~~~Please stay home if you’re not feeling well.~~~
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***