o2h3 #2116: ‘Murica

Date: Saturday, July 2, 2022

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and I Think I’m Tile

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM 
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Advent Health
691 E Altamonte Dr, Altamonte Springs, FL 32701

Google Map Link

Notes: Celebrating the colors Red, White and Blue. Wet feet if it rains. Shiggy socks recommended. Show off your patriotism and dress in your best colonial garb. See you there!!

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o2h3 #2084: Tiger King Hash

Date: Saturday, December 4, 2021

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and Scooby Tile

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: T=3.69, E=6.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Ameris Bank (in the back)
3505 W. Lake Mary Blvd.
Lake Mary, FL 32746

Google Map Link

Notes: Hey all you cool cats and kittens, The king is back. ‘Fist Me Exotic’ and ‘Scooby F*ing Baskin’ are laying a shitty trail for you wankers. Be careful on the Turkey Trail, we know what happens to people that know Ms Baskins. The eagle trail may step in the Don Lewis big cat fodder. On-On!!

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o2h3 #2003: Coulrophobia Hash

o2h3 #2003: Coulrophobia Hash

Theme: Coulrophobia (extreme or irrational fear of clowns)

Date: Saturday, August 1 2020

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently & I Think I’m Tile (Scooby)

Meet: 04:00 PM
Away: 04:45 PM

Shiggy Meter: 2.69

Trail Stops: Beer Stop / Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Candyland Park
599 Longdale Ave
Longwood, FL 32750

Hare Notes: Let’s celebrate National clown week by running around & scaring the muggles 🤡

Cum dressed as your favorite clown or create your own special little horror with makeup & colorful clothing! Ronald McDonald, insane clown posse, pennywise, bozo, John Wayne Gacy…possibilities are endless! (We’ll have extra Red Noses for those who want them-never used)

We will have a Jell-O shot & beer stop with waters for those who want to wait to savor the beer at the On-In.

*may have a bar shot stop, so bring mask on trail just in case-we will announce day of*

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o2h3 #2105: It’z Schpringen ze Fist fer der Hashers!

Date: Saturday, April 23, 2022

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and Cums Dumps Goes

Herrs: Faust (Fist) Mich (Me) Sanft (Gently) und Küms (Cums) Dümps (Dumps) Goen ze (Goes)

Meet: 1:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:10 PM
Away: 2:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69 (All Turkey)

Trail Stops: 

Cash: $7

Start: Target
4410 S US Hwy 17 92, Casselberry, FL 32707
(Parking in the rear)

Google Map Link

On After: German American Frühlingsfist (Additional $5 Entry Fee $10 Parking) – link

Read or Don’t Notes: Meet-up will occur in the Target back parking lot on the southern side, near the cargo loading area. You may wear authentic German apparel.

About Spring Fist: Enjoy the very best German American food and folk experience in Orlando- It’s called Gemütlichkeit. Which translates “a warm feeling of comfort, cheer and camaraderie”. So raise your vessels high in a traditional toast… “Zicke, zacke – oy! – oy! – oy!” “Und Prost!!!”

If you made it this far, there’s MORE! We’ll enjoy Music, Bier, Friends, Bierfriends, Bier, Bratwursts, Bier, Wienerschitzel, Bier, Casse, Bier, Pretzels and Bier!!! Also in attendance, Lederhosened men, Der frauen und der damen, Liter sized beer, cheeses, desserts, porta-potties, $10 cemetary parking (Not necessarilly on a grave- but you have to wonder.) AND FREE PARKING AT THE START


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o2h3 #1979: Winter Solstice Hash

o2h3 #1979: Winter Solstice Hash

DATE: Saturday December 21, 2019

HARE: Fist Me Gently

MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:30 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 4.69 – shoes may get wet

START: Kobe Japanese Steakhouse
108 Markham Woods Rd
Longwood, FL 32779

DETAILS: Shiggy has a lot of woods and some wetlands. Possibly a shallow water crossing. Shiggy Socks recommended. It’s the shortest day of the year which means it’s also the longest night. On-After party at Heavin Semen & Pee Pee Poundstocking’s with bonfire weather permitting.

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o2h3 #2136: Greatest Beer Run Ever – Guy Fawkes Day

Date: Saturday, November 5, 2022

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently, Minor Mousticle Queef, and Just Johnny

Meet: 1:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:00 PM
Away: 2:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: BAR Stop (bring cash & ID!)

Cash: $7

Start: Behind Bealls Outlet, park in-front or beside
949 W State Rd 434, Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: Remember, remember the 5th of November, gunpowder, treason and plot.

Cum celebrate in style as your hares adorn you with Guy Fawkes masks and a trail to remember. With not one but two bar stops to powder your keg. Perhaps with a visit to the authorities along the way.

And if the day wasn’t gay enough we’ll also have a naming for Just Johnny.

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o2h3 #1989: Leap Year Hash

o2h3 #1989: Leap Year Hash

Date: Saturday, February 29 2020

Theme: Let’s Leap Into The Year With A Gentle Quick Fist!

Hare(s): Quicker Lick Her Up Her & Fist Me Gently

Meet: 03:00 PM
Away: 03:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 3

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split (Yes)

Cash: $7

Address: PGA TOUR Superstore
375 E Altamonte Dr
Altamonte Springs, FL 32701

Notes: It’s the Leap Day of the Leap Year and it’s the eighth official birthday of Scooby Doo Me in the Ass! To celebrate there’s a commemorative patch to the first 28 hashers who pay hash cash. On On!

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o2h3 #2137: Frost Moon Trot

Date: Tuesday, November 8, 2022

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently

Meet: 6:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 7:00 PM
Away: 7:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Rolling Hills Golf Club
1749 Art Hagan Pl
Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: Should be a frosty moon – maybe a little wet just the way you like it wankers!! Bring headlamps – it will be dark and nasty. You won’t want to mist it!! See you there my favorite – hmm… just kidding. All my love to each of you! Time to snare a hare!!


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o2h3 #1995: Welcome Back Hash

o2h3 #1995: Welcome Back Hash

Date: Saturday, June 6 2020

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently & Orange and Blue Balls

Meet: 02:30 PM
Away: 03:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 6

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split (Yes), Shot Stop (Yes)

Cash: $7

210 Wekiva Park Drive
Sanford, FL 32771

Notes: And we’re back. On D-Day no less! Let’s make it a fun and safe hash. I’ve put together an all new and juicy trail for you wankers. We have a dry turkey trail for those who fear the water. Eagle trail will not only be fun but will earn you an OBB patch if you haven’t earned one yet. Hash Shit should make an appearance even if not transferred conventionally.

Also, this is also a full moon. I could be persuaded to hare a lunar trail around 8:30. But this would be a BYOB non-O2 trail.

Last, keep an eye on the weather and plan accordingly.

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o2h3 #1997: Summer Solstice Hash

o2h3 #1997: Summer Solstice Hash

Date: Saturday, June 20 2020

Theme: First Day of Summer

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently & Scooby Do Me In The Ass

Meet: 02:30 PM
Kitcar: 02:45 PM
Away: 03:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 3

Trail Stops: Shot Stop (Yes)

Cash: $7

Address: Kroger Specialty Pharmacy
3200 Lake Emma Road
Lake Mary, FL 32746
*turn onto Sand Pond Road from Lake Emma Blvd & parking lot will be on right*

Notes: First day of summer is finally here. Let’s celebrate by decorating in our brightest hash attire & get ready to sweat our asses off even more. Mostly pavement pounder with some light shiggy, a beer stop & a few other, not so typical, hash fun along the way to celebrate summer solstice.

Come out & support small businesses afterward at Genetic Brewing which will be hosting a brand new taco truck, “Itzayana”, that afternoon! Reserved space and beer specials for the hash crew.

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