Fist Me Gently

o2h3 #2049: Dirty Derby on May Day

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, May 1, 2021

Hare(s): Stupid Gibbly Cunt and Fist Me Gently

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Behind Steel City Title Service and The Jungle MMA and Fitness. Drive between the office buildings to the back.
4019 FL-46, Sanford, FL 32771

Google Map Link

Notes: 
It’s May Day and Kentucky Derby Day!! Wear your favorite decked-out derby hats or bright May day outfits as we consume mint juleps before, during and after this trail of ups, overs and throughs to cross the finish line. You may even get to wrap a May Pole at the end – just ask one of the guys to share theirs. On-On!! 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2059: Whatever! Just be you trail!

Date: Saturday, June 26, 2021

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:00 PM
Away: 4:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: Wet feet, beer/shot stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Abandoned building
2300 FL 434, Longwood, FL 32779

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Whatever! It’s a trail. Say thank you! The easy route is the wet route. Cum on out and get your shiggy on.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2060: Merica!! Drinkin’ Booze & Refusin’ to Lose since 1776!

o2h3 #1999: Velma's In Depends Day 50TH Birthday Hash!

Date: Saturday, July 3, 2021

Hare(s): I Think I’m Tile Now and Fist Me Gently

Meet: 3:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:00 PM
Away: 4:20 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop, Bar Stop (bring cash & ID!)

Cash: $7

Start: 
Mayor Carl T. Langford Park Neighborhood Center
1808 East Central Blvd, Orlando, FL 32803

Google Map Link

Notes: 

Woo-hoo! In-depend-dense Day is upon us again so let’s get Woodrow Wasted! We’ll be Drinkin’ like Lincoln while getting Donald Drunk during trail.

George Sloshington, Teddy Boozevelt, Alexander Hammeredton, George Busch, & Anbrew Jackson wood have been jealous to never have met a drunken motley crew like us before. 🍻

Show up sporting your best (& possibly trashiest) Red White & Blue to make our founding fathers proud!

We will have a cookout after circle, so be sure to bring a side or special drink to share!

Also be sure to bring ID & cash on trail for extra credit bar stops.

Revolutions Rock!! (We really left because of the Blood Pudding)

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2077: Hunter’s Full Moon

Date: Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and I Think I’m Tile

Meet: 6:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 6:30 PM
Away: 6:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Bealls Outlet (BEHIND the store)
949 SR-434 W
Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: 
Cum out to celebrate the Hunter Full Moon with some decent hashers and cold beer.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2116: ‘Murica

Date: Saturday, July 2, 2022

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and I Think I’m Tile

Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM 
Away: 3:45 PM

Shiggy Level: 4.69

Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Advent Health
691 E Altamonte Dr, Altamonte Springs, FL 32701

Google Map Link

Notes: Celebrating the colors Red, White and Blue. Wet feet if it rains. Shiggy socks recommended. Show off your patriotism and dress in your best colonial garb. See you there!!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2084: Tiger King Hash

Date: Saturday, December 4, 2021

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and Scooby Tile

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM

Shiggy Level: T=3.69, E=6.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle Split, Beer/Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: 
Ameris Bank (in the back)
3505 W. Lake Mary Blvd.
Lake Mary, FL 32746

Google Map Link

Notes: Hey all you cool cats and kittens, The king is back. ‘Fist Me Exotic’ and ‘Scooby F*ing Baskin’ are laying a shitty trail for you wankers. Be careful on the Turkey Trail, we know what happens to people that know Ms Baskins. The eagle trail may step in the Don Lewis big cat fodder. On-On!!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2003: Coulrophobia Hash

o2h3 #2003: Coulrophobia Hash

Theme: Coulrophobia (extreme or irrational fear of clowns)

Date: Saturday, August 1 2020

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently & I Think I’m Tile (Scooby)

Meet: 04:00 PM
Away: 04:45 PM

Shiggy Meter: 2.69

Trail Stops: Beer Stop / Shot Stop

Cash: $7

Start: Candyland Park
599 Longdale Ave
Longwood, FL 32750
https://maps.app.goo.gl/1xmdnyxNbCxEeXbZ6

Hare Notes: Let’s celebrate National clown week by running around & scaring the muggles 🤡

Cum dressed as your favorite clown or create your own special little horror with makeup & colorful clothing! Ronald McDonald, insane clown posse, pennywise, bozo, John Wayne Gacy…possibilities are endless! (We’ll have extra Red Noses for those who want them-never used)

We will have a Jell-O shot & beer stop with waters for those who want to wait to savor the beer at the On-In.

*may have a bar shot stop, so bring mask on trail just in case-we will announce day of*

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2105: It’z Schpringen ze Fist fer der Hashers!

Date: Saturday, April 23, 2022

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently and Cums Dumps Goes

Herrs: Faust (Fist) Mich (Me) Sanft (Gently) und Küms (Cums) Dümps (Dumps) Goen ze (Goes)

Meet: 1:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:10 PM
Away: 2:30 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69 (All Turkey)

Trail Stops: 

Cash: $7

Start: Target
4410 S US Hwy 17 92, Casselberry, FL 32707
(Parking in the rear)

Google Map Link

Notes: 
On After: German American Frühlingsfist (Additional $5 Entry Fee $10 Parking) – link

Read or Don’t Notes: Meet-up will occur in the Target back parking lot on the southern side, near the cargo loading area. You may wear authentic German apparel.

About Spring Fist: Enjoy the very best German American food and folk experience in Orlando- It’s called Gemütlichkeit. Which translates “a warm feeling of comfort, cheer and camaraderie”. So raise your vessels high in a traditional toast… “Zicke, zacke – oy! – oy! – oy!” “Und Prost!!!”

If you made it this far, there’s MORE! We’ll enjoy Music, Bier, Friends, Bierfriends, Bier, Bratwursts, Bier, Wienerschitzel, Bier, Casse, Bier, Pretzels and Bier!!! Also in attendance, Lederhosened men, Der frauen und der damen, Liter sized beer, cheeses, desserts, porta-potties, $10 cemetary parking (Not necessarilly on a grave- but you have to wonder.) AND FREE PARKING AT THE START

 

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #1979: Winter Solstice Hash

o2h3 #1979: Winter Solstice Hash

DATE: Saturday December 21, 2019

HARE: Fist Me Gently

MEET: 03:00 PM
AWAY: 03:30 PM

CASH: $7

SHIGGY: 4.69 – shoes may get wet

START: Kobe Japanese Steakhouse
108 Markham Woods Rd
Longwood, FL 32779
https://goo.gl/maps/yiZwYyvGieY2mPrt9

DETAILS: Shiggy has a lot of woods and some wetlands. Possibly a shallow water crossing. Shiggy Socks recommended. It’s the shortest day of the year which means it’s also the longest night. On-After party at Heavin Semen & Pee Pee Poundstocking’s with bonfire weather permitting.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***  

o2h3 #2136: Greatest Beer Run Ever – Guy Fawkes Day

Date: Saturday, November 5, 2022

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently, Minor Mousticle Queef, and Just Johnny

Meet: 1:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:00 PM
Away: 2:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: BAR Stop (bring cash & ID!)

Cash: $7

Start: Behind Bealls Outlet, park in-front or beside
949 W State Rd 434, Longwood, FL 32750

Google Map Link

Notes: Remember, remember the 5th of November, gunpowder, treason and plot.

Cum celebrate in style as your hares adorn you with Guy Fawkes masks and a trail to remember. With not one but two bar stops to powder your keg. Perhaps with a visit to the authorities along the way.

And if the day wasn’t gay enough we’ll also have a naming for Just Johnny.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***