2020

o2h3 #2028: Xmas (aka Boxing Day) Hash!

Date: Saturday, 12/26/20

Hare(s): Stupid Gibbly Cunt and Orange & Blue Balls

Meet: 2:00 PM
Kit Car: 2:45 PM

Away: 3:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 0.69

Trail Stops: Pub stop and beer stop

Cash: $7

Start: Beardall Senior Center, 800 Delaney Ave #3897, Orlando, FL 32801 (park around center but not at it)

Notes: Cum out to support the 2 hares no one can understand!!! Wear your favorite football (soccer) gear (preferably Tottenham gear!) in support of Boxing Day.

Masks on trail required! Also, vessels are very important!

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2014: Less Than Perfect Full Moon Hash

o2h3 #2014: Less Than Perfect Full Moon Hash

Date: Thursday, October 1 2020

Hare(s): Super Cool Guy

Hash Meet: 06:30 PM
Hare Away: 07:00 PM

Shiggy Meter: 1.69

Hash Cash: $7

Start: Blue Jacket Park
2501 General Rees Ave
Winter Park, FL 32792
https://maps.app.goo.gl/9GxfwbBTRoUNWxHZA

Hare Notes: It’s national Less Than Perfect Day! A day we can celebrate being failures. Perfectionism has been linked to anxiety disorders, depressive disorders, eating disorders, alcoholism and many other destructive behaviors and problems. Sounds like the hash is full of perfectionists. Let’s all celebrate with a trail so shitty, it’s almost as if the hare didn’t try.

***THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY***

o2h3 #2007: Downtown Sanford Hash

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Saturday, August 22 2020

Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef & Just Valentino

Meet: 03:15 PM
Kitcar: 03:45 PM
Away: 04:00 PM

Shiggy Meter: 1.69

Hash Cash: $7

Start: Hood Avenue Parking Lot
116 N Hood Ave
Sanford, FL 32771
https://goo.gl/maps/NvmHcmzLUkPGn4Tx5

Hare Notes: Cum hash through our historic drinking town with a fishing problem. Paved trail with an H20/Beer stop and a few mini bottles along the way. Plus a few spots to take pictures. We’ll also have a naming for the co-hare.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2012: Typical Urban Trail

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers

Date: Wednesday, September 16 2020

Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls & Stupid Gibbly Cunt

Hash Meet: 03:45 PM
Kitcar Away: 04:15 PM
Hare Away: 04:30 PM

Shiggy Meter: 1.69

Trail Info: Shot Stop

Hash Cash: $7

Start: Lowe’s Home Improvement (NE Parking Lot)
6735 S US Hwy 17 92
Fern Park, FL 32730
https://goo.gl/maps/G3dvSfPyHEV6rVkY7

Hare Notes: This will be a typical urban trail. There may be a beer/water stop depending on weather.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2029: New Years Eve’s Eve Birthday Full-moon (Cold Moon) Hash Party with Let Him Finish and maybe someone else…

Other Orlando Hash House Harriers - Full Moon

Date: Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Hare(s): Let Him Finish

Meet:  6:30 PM
Kit Car: 7:00 PM

Away: 7:15 PM

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Trail Stops: beer stop

Cash: $7

Start: 650 N Alafaya Trail #101, Orlando, FL 32828

Notes: Let’s finish off the year right with the last shitty trail of 2020! Recommend bringing torches, warm clothing, and a fork and knife so that you may properly eat my dust while on trail 🙂
There will be a beer stop on trail, and a nice boozy cake at the end.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2013: SemenHole College Hash

o2h3 #2013: SemenHole College Hash

Date: Saturday, September 26 2020

Hare(s): Minor Mousticle Queef & Bukkake Moon

Hash Meet: 03:30 PM
Kitcar Away: 04:00 PM
Hare Away: 04:15 PM

Shiggy Meter: 1.69

Trail Info: Shot Stop

Hash Cash: $7

Start: Filomena’s Pizzeria & Ristorante
3590 N US HWY 17-92
Lake Mary, FL 32746
https://g.page/filomenaspizza?share

Hare Notes: Homecumming may be cancelled this Fall but you can still strut your stuff across campus. It’s college so there will be a shots at “mid-terms”. Be sure to study hard so you can pass out on your finals.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2005: IRS Hash

o2h3 #2005: IRS Hash

Theme: Post Tax Day Run

Date: Saturday, August 8 2020

Hare(s): Heavin Semen

Meet: 03:30 PM
Kitcar: 03:45 PM
Away: 04:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 2.69

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split

Cash:$7

Start: Internal Revenue Service (IRS)
850 Trafalgar Ct (Behind the building)
Maitland 32751
28.636000, -81.39000

Notes: A Post Tax Day run… Cum run through the ghost office park of Maitland, starting by (north of) the IRS building by the lake. Hope you paid your taxes they got cameras… There will be a T/E split and a beer stop for the eagles…

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***

o2h3 #2015: An(nu)al Tourist Hash

o2h3 #2015: An(nu)al Tourist Hash

Date: Saturday, October 3 2020

Hare(s): Pepperoni Sausage & Vagina

Hash Meet: 02:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 02:30 PM
Hare Away: 02:45 PM

Shiggy Meter: 0.69

Hash Cash: $7

Start: WhirlyDome
6464 International Dr
Orlando, FL 32819
https://goo.gl/maps/WfWm1B41y9nPgG7W7

Hare Notes: An(nu)al Tourist Hash. What number? Who cares! Tourist, where are all the tourists? Dress like a tourist! But beware of non-harrier tourists…we don’t know were they’ve been! Bring your camera or your sketch pad. Best photo of a tourist on trail will receive a shitty prize!*

*The meaning of “Best” to be defined. Shitty prize not a guarantee.

***THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY***

o2h3 #1995: Welcome Back Hash

o2h3 #1995: Welcome Back Hash

Date: Saturday, June 6 2020

Hare(s): Fist Me Gently & Orange and Blue Balls

Meet: 02:30 PM
Away: 03:00 PM

Shiggy Level: 6

Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split (Yes), Shot Stop (Yes)

Cash: $7

Address:
210 Wekiva Park Drive
Sanford, FL 32771
https://goo.gl/maps/xfDUcqnmBrcr776m6

Notes: And we’re back. On D-Day no less! Let’s make it a fun and safe hash. I’ve put together an all new and juicy trail for you wankers. We have a dry turkey trail for those who fear the water. Eagle trail will not only be fun but will earn you an OBB patch if you haven’t earned one yet. Hash Shit should make an appearance even if not transferred conventionally.

Also, this is also a full moon. I could be persuaded to hare a lunar trail around 8:30. But this would be a BYOB non-O2 trail.

Last, keep an eye on the weather and plan accordingly.

*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***