Date: Sunday, June 13, 2021
Meet: 12:00 PM
Location: Lake Formosa Park, 1801 Alden Rd., Orlando, FL 32803
Notes:
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, August 7, 2021
Hare(s): Super Cool Guy and Mystery Hare
Meet: 4:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:30 PM
Away: 5:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 4.69
Trail Stops: beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start:
Soldiers Creek Park
2400 FL-419, Longwood, FL 32750
Notes:
Another trail shrouded in mystery. Deep in the dog days of summer when the stink of sweat is cleansed by the discharge of hanging clouds. When all the dirty pack wants is to finish trail before barfing just to say they survived. Why is the hare being so secretive? What is he even being secretive about? Is discretion really the better part of valor? Why would anyone still be reading this? Are you reading too much into this? Do any of the words you’ve just read have any meaning or is this whole exercise apropos of nothing?
Sometimes nothing can be real cool hand. Trail should be fun for the fast or slow. Rain or shine. Special shot/beer stop for anyone who can find it. I’ll hide it in plain sight. -SCG
Special Note: Sick people can’t go hashing… ♫♫ Seriously, please stay home if you’re feeling unwell at all.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, October 16, 2021
Hare(s): Two Men In Me
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 4:00 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start:
PRO Health Medical
2450 Maitland Center Pkwy Suite 300, Maitland, FL 32751
Notes:
Cum on out and help me find trail!
Blah blah blah Beer stop!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, March 20, 2021
Hare(s): Velma’s Bitch & Quicker Lick Her Up Her
Meet: 2:45 PM
Away: 3:30 PM
Shiggy Level:
Trail Stops: Beer/Shot Stop, Bar Stop (bring cash & ID!), Mask Recommended
Cash: $7
Start: Ruth’s Hospitality Group. southeast corner
1030 W Canton Ave #100, Winter Park, FL 32789
Notes:
The Winter Park Art Festival is virtual so BRING YOUR OWN ART from recent or long ago!
Beer stop,
Bar stop,
Shot stop
Bring mask,
Bring money.
Wear your finest green dress.
Shepard’s pie at the end.
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
ÉDate: Saturday, June 19, 2021
Hare(s): Quicker Lick Her Up Her and Just Amber
Meet: 3:45 PM
Kitcar Away: 4:15 PM
Away: 4:30 PM
Shiggy Level: 3.69
Trail Stops: Beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start:
West Oaks Mall
9401 W Colonial Dr, Ocoee, FL 34761
J C Penny lot
Notes: Wear your rainbow, show your support for Pride Month! Naming & some nice shiggy! It will be a firey ball of a good time!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, October 9, 2021
Hare(s): Uncle’s Little Fluffer
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle split, beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start: Burger King, Lake Mary
4405 W. Lake Mary Blvd., Lake Mary, FL 32746
Notes:
It’s Independance in Uganda
And I really know to wanna
Cum Lake Mary way
And skip Earthday Birthday
There’s a turkey/eagle split
But you don’t give a shit
Because the beer/shot stop
Will make you want to pop
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
~~~~Please do not attend if you feel unwell.~~~~
Date: Saturday, March 13, 2021
Hare(s): Glowing Penis Hidden Finger and Blows On the Go
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar: 3:00 PM
Away: 3:15 PM
Shiggy Level: 6.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/ Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer/Shot Stop
Cash: $7
Start:
1003 Lockwood Blvd, Oviedo, FL 32765
Google Map Link
Notes:
Cum lose an hour of your life on a trail hared by the two most talkative hashers in all of O2H3.
Hare Notes:
-Park to the side of Cafe Panuzzo’s
-Wet feet depending on weather or if you fall at the log crossing
-The log crossing will have a rope for assistance. Those that do not wish to cross may follow the designated sweeper through an alternative trail around it
-Turkey/Eagle split
-Beer stop AND shot stop
-There is a non-zero possibility of seeing mean reptiles on trail
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, September 11, 2021
Hare(s): Cums Dumps Goes and Gone Incesty Seconds
Meet: 3:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 3:30 PM
Away: 3:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Stops: beer/shot stop
Cash: $7
Start:
Flagler Trail – Snowhill Road Trailhead
3290 Snow Hill Rod.
Oviedo, FL 32766 (Village of Taintsville)
Notes:
Taint no reason not to cum in cesty seconds! Or if you taint here you taint in Taintsville! Fashion be damned! Taint no cares what they say! Shed your cares, cum out pure as the drivin’ Snowhill! It’s CDG’s birthday with spiked cake and spiked watermelon and other goodies. Of course the Fireball Fairy will be in da house! Rock out with your taint out!
~~~~~Please stay home if you’re not feeling well.~~~~~
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
Date: Saturday, October 2, 2021
Hare(s): Stink Stick and Hot Wet Discharge
Meet: 2:00 PM
Kitcar Away: 2:30 PM
Away: 2:45 PM
Shiggy Level: 4.69
Trail Stops: Turkey/Eagle Split, Wet Feet, Beer Stop (bring cash & ID)
Cash: $7
Start: Dunkin’ Donuts
861 E. State Road 434
Winter Springs, FL 32708
Google Map Link
Notes:
Best trail ever?!?
Well,
it will be Hot,
it will be Wet,
there will be Sticks,
but will it Stink??
At the bar stop there will be opportunities for the hounds to entertain… be entertained and earn a beer from the hares.
On on, you F-in Wanks!!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***
~~~Please do not attend if you’re feeling unwell.~~~
Date: Saturday, March 6, 2021
Hare(s): Orange and Blue Balls
Meet: 2:45 PM
Away: 3:30 PM
Shiggy Level: 6.69
Trail Stops:
Cash: $7
Start:
210 Wekiva Park Drive
Sanford, FL
Notes:
It’s my UNBIRTHDAY! I hear it’s yours too! So come as the Mad Hatter and I’ll come as the Hare.
Rumor has it someone is turning forty-sixteen! I’ll have a cake for the occasion so you don’t have to make one. By the way, there is no Turkey Trail and you will get wet from head to toe. But not because of trail but because the forecast calls for a 90% chance of rain. Shiggy? I haven’t decided yet how much fun you’ll have. But I’m not throwing away my shot! I’d rather drink it instead. On-On!
*** THE HASH IS 21+ ONLY ***